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Overheard during Obama’s meeting with the Pope…

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  1. Overheard during Obama’s meeting with the Pope…

    Mr President, I serve Jesus Christ. I know Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ is a friend of mine. Mr. President, you’re not Jesus Christ.

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  2. …you’ll have to forgive Mr. Biden’s absence, he thought he was supposed to meet the poop.

    …well jeez, we still haven’t re-sanctified this place after that hell’s spawn Pelosi slithered out of here.

    …nothing, by Obama, just in case.

    …a bit of a ruckus in the wine cellar during the ritual Secret Service security sweep and guzzle.

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  3. Sorry, Francis but I have a pen and a phone. The constitution’s built in restraining order means you can’t touch me, but I can do whatever I want to you.

    Sorry Barack, but I have on good authority that my 10 commandments trump your 27 amendments.

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  4. …as they walked the square, they came upon a little Italian boy who had spilled his lunch and was crying.

    Obama asked, “What’s wrong, little boy?”

    “Cheese an’ crackers got all muddy!”

    And a surprised Pope said, “You shouldn’t blaspheme like that, my son.”

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  5. “Stephanopoulos told me my Muslim faith is really my Christian faith. Does that qualify me for some sort of transubstantiation award or something?”

    “So what’s the deal with the Easter Bunny? Or don’t you delve deeply into theology like I do?”

    “That water into wine story’s OK, but wait’ll I tell you about turning a penalty into a tax!”

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  6. Papal Translator: (whispering) Holy Father, this dark, unchurched one asks if he could play “Carmina Burana” on the organ with the Basilica choir because, it happens to be, and I quote, “one of his favorite jams”.

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  7. Pope: “Mr. President, how do YOU spell “schism?”

    Obama: “s c h i s e m”

    Pope: “No, Mr. President, in this case it’s correct to leave out the extra vowel.”

    Obama: “Umm. Okay. s c h s e m.”

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