Socialists are trying to take over Minnesota! They are going to use evil Socialist techniques to flood Minnesota with their Socialist brethren to turn the election. Their plans are to first take Minnesota, then Ohio, and then the world! Must we immediately kill them all before it’s too late, you ask? Yes, you are correct. First, they must be exposed. Start asking random people if they think we should have government run healthcare. If he says yes, he is a Socialist; kill him. Don’t try and reasons with them – I’ve tried it; it doesn’t work. You may be asking now whether it is illegal to kill Socialists. I don’t imagine why it would be, but you may want to check with your local law enforcement.
I think the Socialists have already taken over Minnesota. Wellstone, McGovern (okay, he was one state over, but still)… no more proof needed.
Aren’t they mostly Swedes up there? ‘Nuff said.
Would it be too much if I issued an Imperial Edict sending the Swedes home to Sweden?
Or we could just kill ’em, either way is fine by me. Being an evil despot hath its privileges, after all.
Let’s compromise. We’ll kill then deport them.
Damnit, Frank, always the compromiser.
Frank,
A lot of those folks from Minnesota and Wisconsin retire down here in the Ozarks but we put them to a good use. We sell them “non-buildable” lots on the side of a mountain so they can belong to a “country club”. Membership in said club allows them to fish in the lakes and golf on the courses, for an additional fee. We hill folk fish any damn place we please (A GOD given right) and as for golfing… well… when we we walk over hill and dale, we have shotguns and kill stuff to eat… so all in all they are just another migrating natural resource, like geese or ducks.
When we have stripped their bank accounts, they die and we charge their kin to ship the corpse back north.
Capitalism is the way forward