In one week, July 9th, it will be the one-year anniversary of my blog. I will write a blogography describing my meteoric rise to fame, and linking to it will be mandatory for all blogs. Anyone who does not link to me on my blogiversary will be known as an enemy to IMAO and thus will be destroyed.
So, start thinking of presents and offerings. That is all.

Congratulations, Frank! Today is my one-day anniversary of blogging. 🙂
Is THAT why the Iranian students picked that day for their big demonstations?
They’re demonstrating to pledge their undying love of Frank. And to hopefully encourage Buck the marine to kill some specific fer’ners.
Bob
you didn’t link my blogoversary, so why should I link yours?
you also haven’t answered my frank answers question…
pooie to youie!
Funny….
your blogiversary coincides with Acidman’s new peepee implant.
Coincidence?
That’s my anniversary of my move to Richmond.
It was a REALLY crummy move, including rain and being late and having to pay three burly moving guys $150 for an hour of sitting around in the truck doing nothing because the effing management company left five minutes early the night before.
Sure hope your blog anniversary goes better. The only thing that could have made my day worse, I guess, was monkeys.
Frank, congrats, and you are massive, dude ! ( Sorry, 80’s highschool lingo there..) I have never seen such a newborn English word,blog, transformed into so many of those other things I’ve forgotten, like adjectives, pronouns,adverbs, adjectives enhancing adverbs, plus a bunch of other stuff I don’t remember the meaning of.
Well done you blogmeister,blogenheimer,blogginator,bloggin’ mack daddy..( sorry, that last one,..I ain’t too hip no mo’ so I didn’t know the official spelling of those words. But the first 3, those are like Britannica or Funk & Wagnels accurate spellings I’m sure..)
Jim,
There are lots of blogs out there, so I can’t be expected to link to every blogiversary, but there is only one IMAO, so I think it is reasonable that everyone links to its blogiversary.
Will you have an enemies list complete with links?
I want a ninja penguin bodyguard named shamu to protect me from random monkey attacks.
The Blogmeister has spoken! This shouldn’t be difficult to do, as IMAO is the gold standard of Weblogs.
Bloodthirsty Warmonger, were you being nice to me by saying Frank is the ‘Blogmeister’, or was that word in everyone’s vocabulary already when I mentioned it?! And, thanks directly to Frank, and indirectly to Tim E. for his comments, I have now, in my lifetime, seen all these words assembled into one thought :”I want a ninja penguin bodyguard named shamu to protect me from random monkey attacks.”( Oh God I wish I could do Flash animation !!)
Now, when God created that humor thing, THIS is the stuff he was thinkin’ about !
I want Kim Possible to protect ME from random monkey ninja attacks. (But I have to find a way to get her back from Scott Ritter.)
Brian and I will give you some Peace Gallery t-shirt pics.
Happy anniversary!
hln
Frank,
Maybe you should take advantage of this opportunity and ask for that army/militia that you want. If that doesn’t work, there is always conscription.
Peace (through strength, of course)
My reply to Paul: I thought I saw the term “blogmeister” on another Web site – either that, or the German in me that’s trapped inside a Japanese body feels comfortable with adding “-meister” at the end of certain words. (I was stationed in Germany for 5 years while in the Army.)
Rejoice!
Just so that I don’t forget to link to Frank on his one-year blogging anniversary on Wednesday, July 9th, I am going to write this congratulatory epistle and date it for two days hence!!!!!! Muh hah hah…. Happy Anniversay Frank!!!!!!!…
Speaking Of….
Speaking of Frank, I left a comment on this post: you didn’t link my blogoversary, so why should I link…
Monkey Boy
Frank wants everybody to link to him ‘cuz it’s his blogoversery or you’ll be destroyed. I dont want to be destroyed, so I’ll link him. Even though I think he’s still got the pet monkey Michele sent him….
I wonder if Frank is getting annoyed with me yet……
Tim is blogging again, and mentioned Frank in passing. Tim, just because you already have a link to him on your blogroll does NOT mean you have fulfilled your duty!…
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Monkey Boy
Frank wants everybody to link to him ‘cuz it’s his blogoversery or you’ll be destroyed. I dont want to be destroyed, so I’ll link him. Even though I think he’s still got the pet monkey Michele sent him….
LMAO
Today marks the first blogiversary of IMAO, and since I do not want to be known as an enemy to…
Rejoice!
Just so that I don’t forget to link to Frank on his one-year blogging anniversary on Wednesday, July 9th, I am going to write this congratulatory epistle and date it for two days hence!!!!!! Muh hah hah…. Happy Anniversay Frank!!!!!!!…
I wonder if Frank is getting annoyed with me yet……
Tim is blogging again, and mentioned Frank in passing. Tim, just because you already have a link to him on your blogroll does NOT mean you have fulfilled your duty!…