Tells Dems Your Story

Look at this message I got from the DNC:

In just a few days, Bush will give his State of the Union address, where he’ll distort his record to paint the best picture he can for his reelection campaign.
But we know the real story.
Help us tell the real state of America’s working families. Tell us your story about how your family, your neighbors, and your community have felt the sting of Bush’s policies. Have you:
Lost your job or seen local businesses forced to lay workers off?
Seen healthcare costs skyrocket?
Seen important services cut by state or local government?
Been forced to pay higher college tuition?

You can go here to tell them your story (heh heh).
My story is about a lovely lady, who was bringing up three very lovely girls. All of them had hair of hair of gold – like their mother – the youngest one in curls.
Well you get the rest.
Or maybe I could pose as Saddam: “Bush has killed by sons and taken me as a political prisoner! Please get him out of office and help me!”
BTW, I’m going to vote for whom Susie is voting for in the New Weblog Showcase. Check it out.
We have to beat those liberals. (shakes fist)

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  1. I had a legitimate gripe for them.
    Cedar Rapids has a lot of trouble with crime out of Chicago. I’ve regularly spoken out about Chicago being a terrorist state. Despite this, Bush refuses to through Chicago on his Axis of Evil list. Since democrats are more stupid and reactionary, I should be able to get the chosen democrat to promise to saturation bomb Chicago and to liberate its people.

  2. A few months after George Bush was elected, I was laid off. But then I got an even better job. Also, since Bush’s election, I went from dialup to broadband and from VHS to DVD. But even though I have a nicer cell phone now, I live in an area with spotty service. Curse you George Bush!

  3. How mutlitcultural and PC of them to include “state/province” and “country” lines on that form. For too long has American politics turned a deaf ear to the opinions of non-voting, non-Americans, a vital and important part of holding an election in OUR COUNTRY!

  4. My sob-story;
    Ever since George Bush was elected President of the United States, I have had the following things happen to me;
    1. I got a raise.
    2. I got health insurance.
    3. I’ve had two children.
    4. I was able to buy a house.
    This has had the effect of disrupting my life. I was used to living on a near minimum wage during the Clinton Administration. Lately, I’ve had to learn to be comfortable with a higher standard of living and I blame George Bush’s policies for this.

  5. Okay, So I was Let go from My Company December 12 of 2003, Boo Hoo, (but I got a 12 week severance package {because of the state of the economy}and a $1,100 Retaining bonus[because the economy pick up since we found out we would we would be let go soon]) I only do not have a job yet because I am a lazy soul, but considering that there is only so much house work I can put up with and am very much seriously bored stupid; now I have picked up the slack. Damn Bush! It’s his fault my cats and dogs are getting so spoiled having me at home!

  6. As one who grew up on the south side of Chicago, and now currently is a student in Detroit, I would make a much stronger case for the saturation bombing of Detroit, although my life would most likely be forfeit in said carpet bombing, I consider it my civic duty to call for it.

  7. Yes, Dan, I’m from Iowa and, like many in Iowa (and Wisconsin) I like to recommend the saturation bombing of Chicago by the brave folks over in the US military. (Visit my site regularly and you can read all about it.)
    I don’t know anything about Detroit so I have no opinion on saturation bombing them. If we use up all our ordinance on Chicago maybe we can just give Detroit to Canada.

  8. I’m 48 years old and now retired. I hate GWB for that! I was so looking forward to working until I was 72 just like my father and his father.
    BTW I’m all for carpet bombing Chicago. Chicago is the classic example of what happens when Democrats run everything, curruption, cronism, and a justice system that preys on it’s citizens. It’s too far gone to be fixed so lets either blow it up or give it to Canada.

  9. Darn Bush. My auto insurance DOUBLED! Doubled, did you hear me?? What are the Republicans doing to this country anyway? I’m sure big oil is involved somehow, and Halliburton, and Dick Cheney.
    Oh yeah, we did add my oldest daughter to our policy.
    DARN George Bush!!

  10. Dont know what the deal is. At first I figured it was just a second posting from you or someone affiliated with this site seeing as how it word for word.
    Just started my own personal blog on the freebie site that hosts the one in question and stumbled upon this while seeing who else was out there. It sucks that people would do this and secondly that they would think they could get away with it.
    Feel free to check mine out if ya want. As I have said its just a personal blog on a freebie site but everybody has to start somewhere right? lol!
    http://jimdoney.tblog.com/
    Adios,
    jimdoney

  11. I typed the following. It’s kind of long, but you should read it all. I hope they do. (I also marked my country as VI, referring to my nickname.)
    “Actually, my working family is “just fine”. In fact, if a Dem was in office, we would probably be living in Japan or some other country because we would not be able to tolerate their evil Communist form of government. (COMMIES! EVIL!) Furthermore, I would probably be placed in criminal exile for killing every single gay person and Communist I could find, which really detracts from my killing of terrorists. Oh, yeah, I forgot: Dems support terrorism, so I’d probably exiled for that too.
    I have no money or job, but it is not because of a slow economy. It is because 1) I am lazy and 2) I cannot fit “job” in between “killing terrorists”, “church”, “school”, and “videogames”. But the economy is great: I can still buy what I want, whenever I want it. So there you go.
    Yes, money IS tight in my household, but that’s because my tax money is going to pay for YOUR GALL-DARN COMMERCIALS where you compare Bush to Hitler. Also it is making the posterboard for your signs.
    So in conclusion: Shut your fat mouths, monkey Communist swine. My family is great. However, keep talking and I cannot promise your family will be so well off.
    -THE VIGILANTE
    “Serving Up Justice since 2002″
    PS: You support evil regimes! Communist pig dogs!”

  12. I’ve had two pay raises since Bush entered office. I’ve a 2002 Honda Civic. Upgraded from VHS to DVD and have a new 48″ Sony to watch them on. Taxes aren’t as bad as they were, Thanks to Governor Robert Ehrlich. The only guy I know who has ‘lost his job’ is a Job-Shopping IT Geek. Who has done under-the-table Contract work since losing his job under the reign of Bill Clinton. I don’t know my neighbors and they don’t know me. I’m also contemplating purchasing either a Garand M-1, or a fully tricked-out .45 Kimber Tactical! When not cutting the odd checks to the NRA/ILA and the RNC.

  13. Here’s what I wrote:
    If you want to know the real state of working families, check mine out. I would dearly love to start up my own tutoring business, but I won’t because the self-employment taxes will make it not worth my while. Our health care costs are skyrocketing because of programs like Medicaid driving up the prices that honest hardworking people like me have to pay to compensate for Medicaid’s lower fees. I get to keep less of my income because of high Social Security taxes that are going to pay for a Ponzi scheme. So all those who are responsible for high taxes on employers (Democrats), Social Security taxes (Democrats and some Republicans), and programs like Medicare (Democrats) are keeping me from my dream of self-employment and buying my own health care.
    What has George Bush done for me and mine? Well, he sent me a tax refund check in the mail every year for the last couple of years, even though I’m not rich by any stretch of the imagination, and I live in a mobile home. He’s kept me safe from terrorist scumbags who want to blow up people’s homes just because some lesbians are “allowed to” live across the street.
    I used to be a Democrat, until the Democrats embarrassed themselves defending Bill Clinton’s lies under oath about his affair with Monica Lewinsky. Now I am a Republican.

  14. Well Frank, I too was compelled to send a note to the DNC (why do you make me behave so badly, when I’m trying so hard to be good?!). I told them how awful it has been trying to vaccuum my new 3400 square foot home compared to my old 1500 square footer. And I asked for help in tring to figure out what to do with my husbands 500.00 a month raise . I’m sure they can help me out of all of this happiness! And the lovely vacation we all had with our tax refund was enough to push me over the edge! Quite a difference from the 90’s when we almost lost our home to foreclosure. Proverbs 29:2 says: When the righteous are in authority, the people rejoice; but when a wicked man rules, the people groan. Amen

  15. The current gasoline prices are a horrible burden upon me and my family. I initially supported Operation Iraqi “Freedom” because I hoped the US would steal all that sweet, sweet oil to propel my new GaiaCrusher SUV. Hey, Bush! Where’s all that cheap gasoline that Ted Rall promised me? Next time you and your cronies invade an oil-rich country, don’t forget to steal the oil, huh?

  16. DNC Letter:
    To the DNC(Dimwits, Numbskulls and Communists):
    1. No, I have not lost my job. Yes, I have seen local business forced to lay workers off. The telecom companies have laid off thousands. Amazingly, they continue to operate with only half the work-force. WTF!
    2. Healthcare costs are higher. The same box of Kleenex that the hospital used to charge $3.00 for now costs $8.00. Damn Bush! Halliburton must be in the Kleenex business.
    3. Services cut by state or local government? Yeah, that’s right, the idiots in state government(California, for one) that spent like drunken sailors in the Ninety’s are paying for it now. However, here in Texas, we are still managing to pay the bills for every illegal immigrant who can manage to get across the Rio Grande.
    Last year, in spite of making more money than the year before, my wife and I paid LESS taxes to the Feds. Because of that, and saving money like our lives depended on it, we are buying a new house.(Low interest rates, lots of competition in the home building business)I drive a nice SUV, the better to run over any liberal, radioactive monkey that might get in my way.
    If you think I am voting for Little Howie for President, or any other Democrat muckadoo, you are out of your gourd! Now get the hell off the Web, and stop taking up valuble space that is better left to IMAO.

  17. Phosphorescent Irish Skin

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  18. Feedback

    The Democrats have a web form where they are gathering information about how President Bush’s policies have affected “the real state of America’s working families.” Here’s my contribution: President Bush’s policies have had a direct effect on my family…

  19. Bill Clinton was, and is the best thing to happen to the GOP since The Gipper.
    The longer the 9/11 “commission” goes on, the more the previous administration looks responsible and the longer terrorism is front page, the better for Bush. In 2004, beware the 700 million dollar jiggalo populist.

  20. Phosphorescent Irish Skin

    I’m still tweaking, trying to get used to the newishness of my new OS and browser. There are some preferences I originally set so long ago I don’t recall how I did them anymore (font preference, for example–I forget which font it was I had for the des…

  21. Feedback

    The Democrats have a web form where they are gathering information about how President Bush’s policies have affected “the real state of America’s working families.” Here’s my contribution: President Bush’s policies have had a direct effect on my family…

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