In My World – The Game

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Play as Bush and Condi as you shoot your way out of the White House against attacking ninjas.
The ending is really cool.
(Thanks to reader Brian for e-mailing me about this)

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  6. What was the Ending… If froze after she pulled out a Rocket Launcher and showed the Helecopter… the crosshair was read during the Helecopter theing so I couldn’t shoot at anything…. What Gives?

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  10. Yes, it is addictive. I love the Condi with two uzis scene. I downloaded it for posterity. (I got the link to the SWF file from the html code. If you click the download button you get an EXE that only lets you play the first two levels.)
    In the courtyard/fountain scene, shoot the car in the upper right immediately. Then just hold down the mouse button and point at everything that moves. Don’t worry about collateral damage.
    The rocket launcher scene against the helicopters is not too hard, just a big change of pace from the fountain scene. You have to make your shots count because of the slow reload time. The bitch is a suicide minivan that comes at you after the helicopters. You only have time for about two shots before it hits.

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  18. No problem, Michelle!… BushShootOut ROCKS!!! Downloaded it onto my desktop. Decisions!.. Decisions!.. Which is cooler? ‘W’ with a tricked out A-3? Or Condi with an Uzi in each hand? Both are WICKED!

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  21. It’s frightening how ignorant all of you are. I’d comment further but I think it would be wasted at this time. The only thing you seem to understand is Fox News and political propaganda. If you actually had to make a decision based on facts, I’m quite certain your head would explode. Of course then your friends could just make up a game about that. So maybe it’s time you tried.

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  27. strategery
    Adjective: meaning, a greater strategy.
    Future Past pronoun, with subjugation: meaning, that person is was and idiot
    Dangling Action noun with ninja grip: meaning, incapable of defending one’s self
    Hope this clears things up, the English language can be very confusing with all them silly laws–. I blame Bush.
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  28. Monster Kabasue, are you trying to confuse me ?
    “Adjective: meaning, a greater strategy”
    “Future Past pronoun, with subjugation: that person is was and idiot”
    “Dangling Action noun with ninja grip: meaning, incapable of defending one’s self”
    It’s about the adjective that I don’t understand. I have tried “strategery” with reverso, and it did not translate anything except that “strategery.” Is it a real word ? Do we have to put it in the dictionary ?
    I would say that strategery is a word of the kind of grocery, porcherie, etc… a place were the people called strateges live all together, which is properly the definition that Jonag is trying to give about that undisclosed place that she knows where to dispose the strateges people. So I wonder where this place is.
    Jonag, could you please tell us where the place is so we could all answer to you ?

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  29. You must read this one:
    “Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry accused President Bush on Saturday of using surrogates to attack his military service in Vietnam and his subsequent activism against that war.”
    You know how we call surrogates in French ?
    “Suppos de Satan”.
    JINGLE
    With Surrogates, you can burn without taking fire.
    Best medicine against haemorrhoids, take Surrogates and you’ll feel the freedom off your ass.

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  30. Now change “surrogates” with “suppositories” and you got:
    “Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry accused President Bush on Saturday of using suppositories to attack his military service in Vietnam and his subsequent activism against that war.”
    From the dissentery warrior, that made Viet Nam, and walked into it.

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  31. This humor is not against the veterans of course, but against some kinds of politics. Viet Nam is the past. The presidency is the future, and it would not be reasonable to govern America without concern about nowadays wars, precisely to prevent America from any other defeat.
    JINGLE
    Vote for BUSH.

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  34. Go on Frank, courage, say exactly what you have on your heart. Better this than any kind of statements that are lies and manipulations about people’s sayings that they never said. There are limits to every kind of fun, and IMAO should be a limit to my own kind of fun. But I would like to hear it from you, not from your readers.

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  39. All right, it seems that strategery is all over the internet, but do you think that “We have strategery for handling your type!” is appropriate there. Can’t Jonag just stop to rule over as she does. There would not be the kind of Amie’s comments if there would not have the kind of Jonag’s comments. Can’t she just stop to take apart the people because she feels that she has a kind a superiority that we cannot comment ?
    Or she takes place in the game, and leave the people to say what they want, considering that they are not posting for her, but to respond the main post, or it’s clear that the ruler here is Jonag and that except her injunctions to shut up, she does not have anything else to say.
    Why the hell does it bother her that readers are having some fun ? Can’t she take apart someone else, or are you paying her Frank, because you’re too shy to say what you think yourself.
    Personally, I am fed up of your zizi’s mood. When zizi’s up, the mood is up, and everyone is free for having fun. When zizi is down, the mood is down, and the girls are making your rule. You could be a kind friendly young humorist. You’re just a young nasty zizi blogger, a kind of trumpet that only plays when blown. You’re just as Luc Besson, the cineaste. Only play on your films the girls that sleep with you.
    I wish you a good night, because I am not sleepy at all.
    Zizi blogger, like Sinatra, but without the piano.

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  40. Monster Kabasue, what confuse me is that on someones Bush blogger, we find this kind of Jonag’s answer. She’s like a big black bird that never sing, that never speak, that only bit and eat the curtains.
    Boo, black bird.

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  44. Actually Amphi, the only reason I ever responded to any of your posts in the first place was to deflect your wrath away from Frank. You know, taking a bullet for him and all that. Apparently it worked! If you keep this up you’re going to earn me a free t-shirt!!!! 😛

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  45. So, my question about Amphitryon is … is he/she/it prejudiced against blacks? Should I therefore play my Race Card?…. Or is she merely a Ornithophobic? In which case I should stand up for black bird rights everywhere and chase him/her/it around the room not singing, not speaking.. just taking little bites out of him/her/it….
    Being as Jonag gets to be Omnipotent Ruler Of The Universe … I’ll vote for Pam as Running Mate….

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  46. My “wrath” with Frank does not concern you Jonag, and actually, there would not be any wrath at all if people like you would not exist. You’re a kind of those leftists who, not having any argument, see better if they cannot mess up directly with the people. You take one, you take two, you bit them into your hands.
    “Taking a bullet for him and all that”. I don’t understand what you mean except your possible political concern.
    Win what you want as long as you do not take me apart. If you continue to take me apart, then I will wrath with Frank because he is the one responsible of IMAO. Or he has things to say to me, and he says it himself and I will leave. Or he does not have anything particular to say to me, and then when calling for fun, I have the same rights as anybody to make also my fun.
    That is all, and to be honest Jonag, if girls like you would bother of their own ass, there would not be any trouble at all.
    I don’t make fun to entertain you, but you’re starting to take little too much concern in this. I don’t like the way how you incriminate me, how you answer with insults each time I am writing, so one advise: forget about me OK. Write what you want in here, but skip Amphitryon’s comments or I’ll complain after Frank J., with the bitterness of IMAO.
    I don’t like the way how you play the nice guy and make backdoor your fun of all this Frank. It’s just as having a discussion while you’re saying that you hate French after. All right, but you would have be honest, you would have be responsible considering that age 24 your not any more a little boy, I mean that guys younger than you are dieing in Iraq, you would have be fair leaving your ironistic sarcasm for a while, you would have be moral, and here again honest not having a double language, …
    …you would have told me that it was a loss of tike talking to you because you did not meant neither to ear, neither to help. I have got this bitterness about you which reminds me that those girls, whoever they are, are the snakes out your own mouth.
    You are a smart guy, but you are a dumb, a coward and a sissy yourself. A zizi blogger exactly. There is not better definition for you. Just like the little guy in a classroom that always touch his pee pee.
    That’s what makes you so unfriendly. You’re not someone of trust at all.

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  49. But you see, the problem with the big red chickens is that Pam really enjoys feasting on them. I can atest from the table scraps that Sinatra may have been a great singer and a hell of a lecher but Jona would have kicked his ass. The whole problem with Frank and the military does merit some discussion because the darkness is such that no daylight shows through. And then I wonder about coward like Du Lac and Dante because you know they never REALLY went to hell. And the whole zizi thing is apt, although terms that only one or two people understand are just pershlumphle. But it’s like Alcott says “If you can’t stand the attitude, stay out of france.”
    Oh, and Bad Boys isn’t a good representation of how a police force works.

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  51. Oh yeah. And in seriousness.
    Calling someone a coward and a moron without knowing them is the most jackassed thing I’ve ever seen.
    Just as one example: A coward for not being in the military? Hmm… that would be valid. IF. IF you knew for fact that he wasn’t 4f, or honestly exempt from military service. Believe it or not, I can personally attest that it does happen.
    Pitching around names like that is worse than irresponsible when you’re in the “I don’t personally know this person” position.

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  53. I insult black bird, because they are those which eat the white birds, nothing to do with the color of the people. And if you want to talk about racism, lets compare our scars. I am not the one who call you names, so keep you chauvinism for yourself.
    And about Frank, Maybe I don’t know him.Maybe I know him less than you do. I do not blame the fact that he is not in the army, I blame the fact that he always say I could have be…
    “Oh sure you could, but you are not.”
    And about the police forces your talking about. I would personally expect little more responsibility from those police forces. I have always considered that a work was at work. That out of work, it is only a play game that only have comparison with bad Hollywood cinema.

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  54. It’s easy to say that you could have be a soldier when you’re at home, with your TV and your patriotism and your games, and your blog, and your fun and your shower, and your one single personal toilet. You don’t have your hairs to shave, you don’t have your helmet to wear, you don’t have your tears to swallow and you don’t have to shut up.
    And to be honest, you can be a man in your home, because if you would be a soldier, the other band on the other size would probably pretend they could kill you.

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  56. Hmmm.. let me see if I can translate.
    While giggling.
    Um.. let’s compare scars then. I called you irresponsible, which is a character trait, not a name, and has nothing to do with racism, regardless. For that matter, ravens have nothing to do with racism either. As a raven, I am proud to say that if anyone tries to protect my rights as a “black bird” I peck their eyes out. Oh… and chauvinism… that would be a term of male superiority. The word you’re looking for (I think?) is Racist-Bigot-Nazi-Asshole.
    About Frank. While I will agree, if he were saying “I could be in the army, but I”m not so neener”… that would be quote unquote Bad. But you see, Frank is a humorist. That means that most everything he says has to be taken with a grain of salt and sifted. If it comes to his personal life, you must look at it like you’d look at Mark Twain. Roll your eyes. Laugh. Enjoy the pleasure of laughing. Then go on. Like as not, because Frank is ‘net savvy (note the Neat Pirates of the Carribean reference… savvy?) Because he’s net savvy, most of what he says about his personal life is covered in a thick veneer of BS, because BS is good protection online.
    Oh, and the police force thing. That would be another example of humor. You see, if you have seen the movie Bad Boys, you’d know that it was a poor representation of an actual working police force. The humor in the comment was pointing out the obvious.
    SO, in summary, let me reinterate the words of a very wise man:
    “See, the point was… Grin. Laugh. Be teased. Loosen up. Develop humor and not seriousness. OH.
    And don’t insult black birds.”
    PS. Sorry if I misrepresented what you were trying to say. Your thought process is rather muddled in your phrasing and it doesn’t come across clearly. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and say that english isn’t your first language. (frank would say something like “and if american isn’t your first language, then you suck”.. and that’d be another example of humor.. although he’d say it with a bit more polish, I hope)…
    PPS… remember.. laugh. take it easy. enjoy yourself. most everything said on this entire site is humor, and needs to be laughed at.
    PPPs… Jonag was “taking a bullet” for Frank, meaning “if I can deflect your anger and venom at him onto me, it will be a good thing”.. as Frank has no political office, it’d be odd for her to be worried about him in a political assassination sense.
    PPPPs Laugh. It’s funny. I’m laughing. So’s Pam. And Jonag.
    PPPPPs That’s all.

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  60. You are psychopathes. Leftists psychopates. Jonag did not ask me to shut up to “protect” Frank. Deary. Tinny, tinny deary.
    She asked me to shut up because I was making humor about Kerry’s veteranship during the old old war in Viet Nam.
    We have just finished the war in Iraq, and soldiers still die every days, so you know if I must compassionate, I’ll compassionate with those that are involved in American’s future.
    You are saboteurs that only come back here to get their medicine.
    Surrogates !!! GOOOOOO !!!!

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  64. In my understanding of the all politic, Bush is a rightist and Kerry a leftist.
    When I make humor about Kerry, Jonag always ask that I shut up, that people must not listen at me. She is a leftist conspirator that comes here for making sabotage.
    IMAO is a blog for Bush blog, and people reading IMAO, are supposed to be little… let’s say… rightists…
    So Raven the big chicken called Jonag, being black red or yellow should stop to take me apart, or I will roast her with French fries.
    Freedom fries to be precise.

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  65. I must admit that I don’t know what you are referring to when you talk about this “Kerry post” unless it’s the “Ignore her” comment that I made. I had no idea it would cause such a reaction. So… this is what it feels like to be stalked. Scary.

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  68. I’ve just intercepted this letter, it needs to be shared with the masses! It reads (coughcough clear the throat):
    Sieg Hiel Jonag.
    Comrade… pay no mind to the woman known as Amphi. The Prelate declares that we will crush her opinions and obliterate her humor. Speak no more with her, comrade. She is about to uncover our super-secret leftist conspiracy plot to involve Frank in the taking over of the world and the mocking of the mil-ee-a-tary.
    Soon the vorld shall be ours, and we shall rool supreme as masters of the universe again.
    For the Left!
    Comrade Chicken, head of the NKGB, NCIA, and the SUPER NFBI

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  70. Er… So, splain this to me. Se vous plais (see? I kin speek anohter lan-goo-idge)…
    Are you insinuating that I’m er.. gay? Being as only significant others keep the nest… If so, I shall have to bite my thumb at thee. Not that there’s anything wrong with gay (unless you happen to believe in the Bible, as a moral guideline even if nothing else)… but you’re gonna have to explain this to me, cause you just shot RIGHT over my head (in case you aren’t familiar with the term it means “you’re making no sense to me”). What’s the “billy keeping the nest” reference? I realize it’s humor, but it has no context and I’d like context so that I can laugh too.
    Oh, and you missed the “N” as in Nazi KGB, Nazi CIA, and Nazi FBI….

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  71. Oh, N…
    I dunno, let’s the people say what Billy’s keeping the nest is. That would be nice that other readers join our conversation, wouldn’t it be ?
    I don’t like speeches. I don’t like shows. And I don’t like one way entertainments.
    Monster Kabasue, do you have an idea of what the Billy’s nest is ?
    Frank, it would be nice to ear little more from you ?
    Bob, Sarah, Former Hostage, people… where just are you ?

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