I always wondered where my cats went when they were gone for a couple of weeks every year. They seemed so independent, I never thought of them as being communists. I just have to hope they dressed that way so their mischief would be blamed on the commies instead of the felines.
For the record, I believe that cats HATE monkeys. They only toolerate humans because we feed them and rub their bellies. Other than that they say we’re a little too simmian.
Release the Hounds! what..UN?..ok,ask. They don’t…screw em.
Release a Coalition of Willing Hounds!
New York Times Headline: “Hegemonic dogs unilaterally attack sleeping kitties.”
Cats are soooo demanding. As my mom once told me:
Love and pet a dog, they think your God.
Love and pet a cat, they think THEY’RE God.
Yes. Cats are definately commies.
Cats are evil demonic liberal animals. I mean what other animal do you know that is such an elitist that it will only poop in its own little box?
They should all be shipped Afgahnistan as some sort of humanitarian aid package.
B is for blurp the sound of a sinking lean mean Dean machine.
B is for Baptist how to play keep away with them.
B is for boobie which just was the most popular search on the internet ever.
B is for bad day a whole 4.3MG of Nardo yowling.
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Well, looks like things were pretty quiet today–that lethargy must be contagious! Thanks to Frank I found more kitties to add to my collection! These commie kitties are only grumpy because their boots are on the wrong feet… Pixy–the server clock mu…
This is off topic, but Frank are you ghost writing for Maureen Down? This reads like an In Your World post.
I hope not as this isn’t nearly as funny as usual. And no Chomps.
Actually, cats are not liberals. Liberals are for letting everyone do what they want when they want (as long as they agree with it). Cats are more like ancient Roman emperors–Caligula, for instance. They’re nasty, arrogant little animals, and the only reason I put up with mine is because she purrs and she’s cute when she plays with string.
Plus you never have to take cats outside in a blizzard.
Hey, don’t paint with such a broad brush. Not all cats are commies. My beloved american pure blodded capitalist anti-communist gun-loving kitten had to be physically restrained from shooting out my monitor when she saw that.
Now she’s planning a commando raid to East Germany to rescue her fellow cats from those evil soviet commies.
I’m quite scared of these. They scare me so bad, they’re the only thing I’m scared of. I wish someone would take them off the air. They cause me psychological harm. (I’m 12)Spongemonkeys ……… hmmmmmm. I thought they were hamster roadkill. My friend thought they might be escaped mutant rats from Three Mile Island. I asked the counter clerk at our new local Quiznos’ what the critters really were. She responded, “They are spongemonkeys, sir.” I ordered a sub to go. It was the first Quiznos’ toasted sub that I had ever had. It was great, just like the spongemonkeys promised! The sub was good, but I hope these bizarre things aren’t living in the Quizos’ kitchen. “WE LUV THA SUBSI think sponge monkeys will rule the world in 2007.
I think we should give the president a sponge monkey for his birthday so…..(you get the point)
Quiznos rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!igot a hole in my bunghole.I have too poop so bad because i ate too much quiznos. i am on the toilet right now with my laptop.OOOOOOOHHHHHH but i didn’t have any corn all i had was jalepanos and six quiznos subs.
I always wondered where my cats went when they were gone for a couple of weeks every year. They seemed so independent, I never thought of them as being communists. I just have to hope they dressed that way so their mischief would be blamed on the commies instead of the felines.
For the record, I believe that cats HATE monkeys. They only toolerate humans because we feed them and rub their bellies. Other than that they say we’re a little too simmian.
Don’t get me started on cats.
This is why I have a pet bird, they’re all capitalists, damned commie cats.
Plus, you can train some birds to insult liberals/hippies/commies/nazis, like Churchill’s parrot does.
i wonder what a fifty caliber BMG round would do to one of the little commie-kitties?
All correct and good,but what about those “rathergood.com” critters in “I Love the moon” and the Quizno’s commercials?
No wonder the poor kitties look grumpy–they have their boots on backwards!
Unfortunatly no, my bird’s too stupid to learn to talk.
I love the sponge monkeys that sing the moon song on that site!
Release the Hounds! what..UN?..ok,ask. They don’t…screw em.
Release a Coalition of Willing Hounds!
New York Times Headline: “Hegemonic dogs unilaterally attack sleeping kitties.”
Cats are soooo demanding. As my mom once told me:
Love and pet a dog, they think your God.
Love and pet a cat, they think THEY’RE God.
Yes. Cats are definately commies.
Why do I keep imagining the phrase “Release the Kittens of War!” ?
Cats are evil demonic liberal animals. I mean what other animal do you know that is such an elitist that it will only poop in its own little box?
They should all be shipped Afgahnistan as some sort of humanitarian aid package.
Wait! Look at the far right bottom corner of the commie kitty video.
“MONKEY”!
Frank, it’s a plot!
Cats are good. You just have to find the perfect sauce.
Bodacious Boobylicious Bad B
B is for blurp the sound of a sinking lean mean Dean machine.
B is for Baptist how to play keep away with them.
B is for boobie which just was the most popular search on the internet ever.
B is for bad day a whole 4.3MG of Nardo yowling.
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Well, looks like things were pretty quiet today–that lethargy must be contagious! Thanks to Frank I found more kitties to add to my collection! These commie kitties are only grumpy because their boots are on the wrong feet… Pixy–the server clock mu…
This is off topic, but Frank are you ghost writing for Maureen Down? This reads like an In Your World post.
I hope not as this isn’t nearly as funny as usual. And no Chomps.
Actually, cats are not liberals. Liberals are for letting everyone do what they want when they want (as long as they agree with it). Cats are more like ancient Roman emperors–Caligula, for instance. They’re nasty, arrogant little animals, and the only reason I put up with mine is because she purrs and she’s cute when she plays with string.
Plus you never have to take cats outside in a blizzard.
Hey, don’t paint with such a broad brush. Not all cats are commies. My beloved american pure blodded capitalist anti-communist gun-loving kitten had to be physically restrained from shooting out my monitor when she saw that.
Now she’s planning a commando raid to East Germany to rescue her fellow cats from those evil soviet commies.
That is so SO not right!
But Liabach RULES! They are theeee best band aside from Rammstein…Really. PFFFFT, the kitties, who cares!
Cat – the Other White Meat!!
It’s Merlot with monkey, but what is the proper choice for cat?
Cats don’t care!
Especially when they’re sliced and diced within a nice mushroom sauce!!
And the cats don’t like you either:
http://www.mycathatesyou.com
The emotion of hatred provides additional flavor to the meat.
Which is why the love-flavor in dogmeat is so tasty!
I have no tolerance for sponges nor monkeys. Yet we must accept them for who they are.
The monkeys are far more tasty than the sponges. That allows me to be more accepting of them.
Uh, Merlot with monkey — right?
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I’m quite scared of these. They scare me so bad, they’re the only thing I’m scared of. I wish someone would take them off the air. They cause me psychological harm. (I’m 12)Spongemonkeys ……… hmmmmmm. I thought they were hamster roadkill. My friend thought they might be escaped mutant rats from Three Mile Island. I asked the counter clerk at our new local Quiznos’ what the critters really were. She responded, “They are spongemonkeys, sir.” I ordered a sub to go. It was the first Quiznos’ toasted sub that I had ever had. It was great, just like the spongemonkeys promised! The sub was good, but I hope these bizarre things aren’t living in the Quizos’ kitchen. “WE LUV THA SUBSI think sponge monkeys will rule the world in 2007.
I think we should give the president a sponge monkey for his birthday so…..(you get the point)
Quiznos rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!igot a hole in my bunghole.I have too poop so bad because i ate too much quiznos. i am on the toilet right now with my laptop.OOOOOOOHHHHHH but i didn’t have any corn all i had was jalepanos and six quiznos subs.
WITW….Boof what is this..lol this is donut…im very scared..BEEPIDY BEEP woman…Benifer