To Those Who Think I Just Don’t Like Monkeys

I also don’t like cats.

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  1. I always wondered where my cats went when they were gone for a couple of weeks every year. They seemed so independent, I never thought of them as being communists. I just have to hope they dressed that way so their mischief would be blamed on the commies instead of the felines.
    For the record, I believe that cats HATE monkeys. They only toolerate humans because we feed them and rub their bellies. Other than that they say we’re a little too simmian.

  2. Bodacious Boobylicious Bad B

    B is for blurp the sound of a sinking lean mean Dean machine.
    B is for Baptist how to play keep away with them.
    B is for boobie which just was the most popular search on the internet ever.
    B is for bad day a whole 4.3MG of Nardo yowling.

  3. Actually, cats are not liberals. Liberals are for letting everyone do what they want when they want (as long as they agree with it). Cats are more like ancient Roman emperors–Caligula, for instance. They’re nasty, arrogant little animals, and the only reason I put up with mine is because she purrs and she’s cute when she plays with string.
    Plus you never have to take cats outside in a blizzard.

  4. Hey, don’t paint with such a broad brush. Not all cats are commies. My beloved american pure blodded capitalist anti-communist gun-loving kitten had to be physically restrained from shooting out my monitor when she saw that.

    Now she’s planning a commando raid to East Germany to rescue her fellow cats from those evil soviet commies.

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  7. I’m quite scared of these. They scare me so bad, they’re the only thing I’m scared of. I wish someone would take them off the air. They cause me psychological harm. (I’m 12)Spongemonkeys ……… hmmmmmm. I thought they were hamster roadkill. My friend thought they might be escaped mutant rats from Three Mile Island. I asked the counter clerk at our new local Quiznos’ what the critters really were. She responded, “They are spongemonkeys, sir.” I ordered a sub to go. It was the first Quiznos’ toasted sub that I had ever had. It was great, just like the spongemonkeys promised! The sub was good, but I hope these bizarre things aren’t living in the Quizos’ kitchen. “WE LUV THA SUBSI think sponge monkeys will rule the world in 2007.
    I think we should give the president a sponge monkey for his birthday so…..(you get the point)
    Quiznos rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. AUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!igot a hole in my bunghole.I have too poop so bad because i ate too much quiznos. i am on the toilet right now with my laptop.OOOOOOOHHHHHH but i didn’t have any corn all i had was jalepanos and six quiznos subs.

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