Here finally are the winners to the Kerry bunny suit caption contest.
First, the runners up who each can send me one question for Frank Answers™:
“Ta-Ray-Sah, do you remember where I pahked my spaceship?”
From Reed the Viking
“I looked dumb before I looked stupid.”
From spacemonkey
“Ground control to major Dork.”
Which Exile stole from a Freeper
“T minus ten seconds to waffle.”
From blackxdice
“By the way, the song “Obsession” is by Animotion. And no, I don’t want to sleep with you.”
From Ian McGibboney
And the winning caption, the writer of which can send me two questions, is:
Hope is on the way!
From Paul. Congratulations Paul.
Now I’m all announced out for the moment. So the big announcement will be at lunch time (yeah, it’s already written, but I need to proof it or you’ll all yell at me for using the wrong there, they’re, or their).
Man, this announcement is so huge it’s about to burst…
first!
my first “first” and first post. yea me!
Frank,
according to /a>
Frank J., Your ideal job is a Prime Minister.
or:
Frank J, Your ideal job is a Ping pong ball inspector.
man, i am really bored here at work
ugh, stupid html
http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp
(copy and paste)
another one i found funny:
George W Bush, Your ideal job is a that you are a complete and utter nutter.
“Stole” is such a smelly word. Let’s just say “borrowed”.
Damnit, Frank. This big announcement is the only reason I woke up today.
Get on with it!
I stayed up all night waiting for the announcement. Now I’m leaving for the airport and won’t have internet access for a week.
I think the big anouncement will be that the Chomps Shirt is done.
Wrong!
When are you leaving? Maybe I’ll have it up before then.
i. so. sleepy.
going on 3.5 hours sleep. need an announcement to wake me up. or a coca-cola, i’ll go try that.
Oh Crud!
If you announce at noon or later this means I’ll already be snoozy bye & I won’t be reading the announcement ’til after 10 tonight!
Grr! BTW, what was up with that test thing by the Duckster? It disappeared again. Does that have something to do with the announcement by any chance?
John Kerry has mafia connections. Don’t let the next Attorney General be Tony Soprano!
Millionaire Mafioso Stephen Bing donated $16 million!
http://donkerry.blogspot.com/
I question the timing of this announcement.
Way to drag out the anticipation, Frank. You’ve been watching too many soap operas or award shows or something.
Frank: Here is my announcement
Reader: Finally. I can wait no more.
Frank: Are you ready? ‘Cause here it comes.
Person Pretending to be Frank’s Coworker: Frank, I’m having your baby.
Musical Score: Dun dun dun
Ahhhh, I KNEW I was funny, I just needed Frank’s stamp of approval to make it all real.
Yay! I Win! Woohoo! Unfortunately I have no questions. Does Frank J. actually answer them…guess I’ll have to think of something…ummm… Am I supposed to email them? I’ll do both:
Question #1: Frank J., When are you and Sarah K. getting married?
QUestion #2: Will she be taking your last name, or will it be a hollow, loveless marriage?
I couln’t believe that I didn’t win – then I looked and realized I never submitted an entry? When did this contest run? I’m here everyday! I spend more time here than I do at my OWN blog – where was I?
Who am I kidding? I had nothin’.
oh hey, rwd, you gotta pace yourself. save the funny for your own blog.
Yes, I actually do answer them, but please e-mail them with subject “Frank Answers”
Haha, I like how you used one of Ian’s posts. I laugh. Hey, I was cheated out of a Frank answer. I was a runner up for the Michael Moore question contest. What? No I’m not bragging. I was….proudly stating that. Nyeh nyeh. Lol.
It’s an honor just to be nominated. And no, I still won’t sleep with you.