Apparently not satisfied with being the IMAO T-Shirt Babe, SarahK is going to go to the tryouts for the next season of American Idol and needs your help picking a song.
I say she should sing, “She Bang!”
Apparently not satisfied with being the IMAO T-Shirt Babe, SarahK is going to go to the tryouts for the next season of American Idol and needs your help picking a song.
I say she should sing, “She Bang!”
Frank, she’ll be famouser than you! But, if she wins, you can be like John Kerry and marry yourself a rich woman!
maybe i’ll wear my Nuke the Moon shirt to the audition in case I make it on TV.
That’s one of the best ideas I’ve ever heard 🙂
Anything but Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, Celion Dion, or Toni Braxton. Songs by these artists have been bled dry.
Sing “Love is a Battlefield” by Pat Benitar.
WE ARE STRRRRRRRONNNG! NO ONE CAN TELL US WE’RE WROOOOOOOOONG. SEARCHIN’ OUR HEARTS FOR SO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG. BOTH OF US KNOWING….
LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD!
Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon. Not the entire song, just the last part where Claire Bloom just vocalizes. Imagine a darkened stage, a single red spotlight on SaraK in her black 1940’s style lounge-singer dress, her eyes closed tight as she croones to the audience. The light dims as the last note dies out and every male in the viewing audience feels a chill run up their spine.
Sing that country song that Sean Hannity plays at the top of every hour during his radio show. I forget what it is called, but it is sung by a girl. I know that.
Desperado – and dedicate it to Michael Moore. THAT would be ..like sooo original.
You two wacky kiddies should do a duet. I have no idea what you should sing. Do I have to do everything around here. Sheesh.
“Do Ya Think I’m Sexy” By Rod Stewart.
And I’ve just aged myself.
…Or, sing anything by Mary J. Blige.
She’s so awesome.
Exile, maybe they could do “Ebony and Ivory” as the duet?
“Crazy” from Patsy Kline…
That will top the sundae with the “Nuke the Moon” wardrobe.
Is there a song named “Shoot All of the Liberal Bastards”?
Sing Toby Keith’s “Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue.” Cause a firestorm. And that song that Hannity plays is called “Let Freedom Ring” by Martina McBride. It’s not about what you think it is, if you listen to the whole thing.
it’s called Independence Day. i sang it at karaoke the other night.
You need a hook . I vote for “Your So Vain” and sing it to Simon in a teasing sort of way. The other two will keep ya for sure.
“YOU’RE”
is “guaranteed to get you on tv” one of the many super-powers endowed upon the wearer by the “nuke the moon” t-shirt? if so, definitely wear that!
It’s called Bang, Bang! by ZZTop
but the lyrics say “She Bang”.
Great choice, but I don’t think she could pull that one off.
Sing something by CCR. The judges seem to like that. Or something by Jessica Simpson….she’s blonde and from Texas too. Play the “we were separated at birth” card.
joshua, i think he meant “she bangs” by ricky martin. 🙂
but i don’t wanna be the next william hung!
ricky who?
“Eye of the Tiger” by Survivor, spreading inspiration everywhere.
Uh, I can not believe that no commenter has suggested: Randy Newman’s classic “Political Science.”
No one likes us
I don’t know why.
We may not be perfect
But heaven knows we try.
But all around even our old friends put us down.
Let’s drop the big one and see what happens.
We give them money
But are they grateful?
No they’re spiteful
And they’re hateful.
They don’t respect us so let’s surprise them;
We’ll drop the big one and pulverize them.
Now Asia’s crowded
And Europe’s too old.
Africa’s far too hot,
And Canada’s too cold.
And South America stole our name.
Let’s drop the big one; there’ll be no one left to blame us.
Bridge:
We’ll save Australia;
Don’t wanna hurt no kangaroo.
We’ll build an all-American amusement park there;
They’ve got surfing, too.
Well, boom goes London,
And boom Paris.
More room for you
And more room for me.
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town.
Oh, how peaceful it’ll be;
We’ll set everybody free;
You’ll have Japanese kimonos, baby,
There’ll be Italian shoes for me.
They all hate us anyhow,
So let’s drop the big one now.
Let’s drop the big one now.