Just donated more of my super negative O blood today and got my free cookies. If I forget to donate every time the bloodmobile shows up at work, they always call me up and are like, “Why didn’t donate blood? Are you some sicko who gets his kicks from people dying? Is that what you are?”
Sheesh.
NOTE: It’s interesting that I feel more effects from drinking a pint of Guinness than from losing a pint of blood.
Mmm… Guinness.
I refuse to say ‘First’.
good job
Yeah, well don’t live in England for any length of time and try to give blood.
Mine’s supposedly ‘tainted’ with a Mad Cow.
Crazy, man, crazy.
Hope it doesn’t affect me on Nov. 2nd. My hand might start shaking and make me vote for Nader or something psychotic like that.
You should tell them “Depends on which people are doing the dying!”.
I would try to give blood again if they only had decent home-baked cookies instead of those mediocre store bought ones.
I’d donate, but I have heard that they ship the blood to countries like Iran, when they had that huge earthquake, or the train “accidentally” assploded. Is this true? Call me heartless, but I really don’t want to save any Iranian lives. I can’t see them returning the favor.
Frank:
Guiness draught or extra stout?
Even better…a pint of Guiness right after giving blood!
Workin’ on my ninth gallon of O Neg myself.
Hey Frank, I gave yesterday! I have a four-unit blood-debt I need to pay (three more units, and this body is MINE again!) Childbirth … it’s not all cigar-smoking and silly stork-baby announcement signs.
Frank! What are you doing? Your blood could be used to save the life of a liberal. How can you sleep at night?
It comes in pints??
just mke sure you donate to red cross, thats where the Army (and since you seem to be a fan of the jarheads, them too) gets its blood. just ask the person taking your blood if you can designate it for the military folks, and if they so no, just have a frien beat the blood sucker, you’ll be too woozy
Guiness for Everyone! On me! YUM!!
CHEERS!
Ooops! Mis-spelled Guinness…G-rrr…Guess I,m cut off fer the night! DARN!
Hey, that’s funny, ’cause I recently watched the new stupid version of A NEW HOPE and THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK and they totally sucked like I remembered in the theater. Bring back the old versions where people like Alec Guinness don’t look out of place in…
mmm… Guinness.
Give Guinness and drink blood! no wait.
I tired to donate plasma, but the donation center people where majorly anal-retentive about proving I lived where I said I did (my Cheaper Than Dirt ammo catalogue was not good enough for them for some reason), so I decided they could suck someone else dry instead.
if they ask you if it ‘feels warm in here’ they think you’re going to pass out, probably from the guinness. next time i’ll change the subject from weather to sports.
i feel guilty sometimes because my city seems to be in a constant blood emergency, and we universal donors are expected to do more. but if you carry the world on your shoulders someone will throw the moon on top, and we all know what’s going to happen to the moon.
oh, prairie shit, where are the leeches? it’s my turn and i’ve been lazy.