Have you gotten your Chomps t-shirt yet?
Well, there is a new t-shirt for you, Know Thy Enemy: Liberals!
The only problem is that I need a description to go on the t-shirt page (check out the one for Terrorists and the French for examples). So it is time for a…
CONTEST!
I need you to express how horrible liberals are and why one needs this shirt to defend against them in one hundred words or less. You’ll have 48 hours from the time of this post to send me your entry (one entry per person) by e-mailing me with the subject “Liberals Bad!” I’ll pick my five favorite, and then you’ll all get to vote on them. Winner gets immortality for his or her description going up on the sales page and a free Know Thy Enemy: Liberals t-shirt!
You enter now! You buy t-shirt now! You buy all IMAO t-shirts!
Hooray!
UPDATE: Deadline to submite has passed. I’ll pick my five favorite and put them to a vote Friday.
First!
I can’t afford an SUV, does my CRV work?
Are you looking for a paragraph or a title?
shake fist how is it possible that a VRWC shop doesn’t sell to their members in other countries? Think of our agents in France, now painting targets for the coming bombing!
I’m bringing this up with HQ (Hitler Quarters).
Liberals are like tomatoes: they do poorly on tests of common sense and just make a mess if you hit them with a hammer. So what’s a conservative to do? Well, if you wear this t-shirt, it will make them even more whiny and incensed than usual. How does that help, you ask? You didn’t let me finish! Then you hit them with a hammer! See? It is so easy! Don’t waste your money on ineffective sprays or traps! Buy IMAO’s patented anti-liberal T-shirt today! (hammer not included)
There’s someone for everyone; the trouble is that a liberal may have aborted the one meant for you!
Bah. I was so excited I didn’t catch the “email” part.
sheepish grin
Wanna delete that, Frank? :-/
Feeling a bit left out? Are you left handed? Well, don’t worry, there are much worse things to be, like left-leaning. When life gets you down, just read this shirt, and be thankful for what you are (and aren’t).
just sent mine out, I hope it will make the top five list 🙂
Mine is a good one. I hope it makes the top five!
If you are sick and tired of smelling tofu and hearing about the warming trend, don this all cotton tee sporting all of the facts you should know about left-leaning “thinkers”. Fashion like this will surely repel the smelly hippies while attracting gun-toting, hot red-blooded American women!
Couldn’t think of anything original still kind of like the old liberal=socialist=communist in a white shirt thing.
Liberals poop their pants!
The world must constantly be reminded of the threat posed by liberals, lest they forget–most simply assume they’re safe so long as they never get between Michael Moore & a buffet line. Now’s the chance to do your part… in handy wearable pre-shrunk cotton format!
Unlike Hippies, liberals can be hard to pick out in a crowd. And like hippies, by the time you smell them, the damage is already done. As a service to all mankind (as well as the chicks,) proudly wear this shirt; it identifies you as an expert on anti-liberal tactics. How else is anyone to know you’re an expert? Afterall, it’s called a concealed carry law for a reason.
In an unrelated vein, you need to educate your lovely young models on proper Tshirt sizing. They tend to pick sizes much too large, and end up looking like sloppy volunteers manning a “Racine for Nader” booth. Proper sizing flatters their elegant figures while looking neither sloppy nor skanky.
while that would be nice, the KTE: French and Terrorist shirts were not made in size small, so the model(s?) had no choice.
Just to be redundant, I’ll post here, too.
Is the contest still on? I submitted our National Disgrace, one James Earl Carter, for inclusion on the KTE: Liberals shirt. Vote for it, not to make me feel cool, but because it’s the right thing to do [“God Bless The USA” playing softly in background].
Plus, now that the shirts are cotton, the T-shirt Babe can simply wash and dry them a couple times before modeling them. Hmmmm….
“while that would be nice, the KTE: French and Terrorist shirts were not made in size small, so the model(s?) had no choice.”
Posted by sarahk at October 5, 2004 09:34 AM
Did the approprate person get a spanking?
Yeah – models. You, your sister, the Berkely girls, Ms. Malkin – all lovely, despite the poor fit.
Protects wearer against pierced trustafarians, dirt-eating druids, and sad old commies or your money back!
The problem isn’t just that there weren’t any smalls (because my NTM shirt was a small, luckily), because even those are huge when you’re short! We need actual girl sizes, shirts that are designed to not be dresses…at least, that’s what I would encourage, if you want us to look cute in the shirts. =)