The New York Times endorses Kerry for president… explicity, instead of implicity endorsing Kerry or bashing Bush in like every other article in their paper for the past year. Why do wacky liberal papers bother to do these endorsements? Do they think its going to affect anyone’s opinon? Or is just so they can finally roll up their endorsement and shove it up their…
In other news, Republicans have better sex. Hell, we have better everything.
I just KNEW they were up to something. The NYT has a special section (right before Sports and Weekend) called We Love John Kerry. Actually, we call it the Front Page.
Endorsed? The New York Times practically invented John Kerry.
On the front page:
NYT Endorses Kerry (even if he does have a sub-par sex life).
Whoa! I just read that the Arizona Republic is endorsing Bush! Thats weird, I won’t even subscribe to them because they’re so liberal. Hmmmm….they must be pandering. Well it ain’t gonna work I tell ya!
Well, NYT must be using the truth for once to make sales, but I am so not giving my info and getting more junk mail than before to find out something I already know.
Well, F-them, and since I am a Republican I know they’d like it! But since they are so undeserving they will not be getting any from me. So Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah to them! Plthpt!
I’ve been a republican since I was still a virgin. I’m not gonna claim that I’m a republican because I wanted better sex, but hey, if I’d known then what I know now…….
I can’t imagine how bad my sex life would suck, had I chosen to be a democrat. Wait, yeah I can. It would resemble a prison surveillance video, with Chris Rock narrating the action.
Umm… wrong link for the Republicans having better sex story. Here’s the correct one:
http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/News/story?id=174461
Hi, jonag! My thoughts exactly….now if Jana Bommersbach and the news desk would get the word I might renew our subscription to the Repulsive. What a bunch of maroons they are–they are so slanted toward Kerry they think the sun rises sideways.
My theory on why Republicans have better sex … the women love being women and the men love being men, and neither are ashamed of their gender. The libs are more conflicted on the whole gender issue, what with Edwards acting like a girl and Te Ray Za acting like a .. well … you all know what I mean.
The NY Times endorsing Kerry? Get right out of town! What a SHOCK!!!!!!!!!
As for the Republicans having better sex, but of course. I think a good chunk of Republican voters are married, and since God not only created marriage as the God-sanctioned vessel where sex occurs, it all turns out good when you follow His plan. : )
Ah, yeah……
OK what were we talking about?
ahem From the same ABC article:
Among the factors that impact the survey results is that more men identify themselves as Republicans and men are more likely to say they are sexually satisfied and enjoy sex “a great deal.” Also, Democrats are more likely to be women; and the poll results show that women are more likely to fake orgasms.