I already said my opinion on the VP debate.
What do you think?
UPDATE: Michelle Malkin has some good analysis with links to more bloggers’ takes on the debate.
I already said my opinion on the VP debate.
What do you think?
UPDATE: Michelle Malkin has some good analysis with links to more bloggers’ takes on the debate.
FIRST! Finally!
Btw- IMHO Cheney butt-f***ed Kedwards with a firehose. SOOOO Great!
Barb
Thank God we have Dick Cheney as VP.
He’s taken something not worth a “warm bucket of spit (VP Garner’s famous quote), put a little rum & honey in it, & served hot toddies.
(ahem)…, sorry for mixing my metaphors in a most distasteful way.
Maybe instead of Dick returning to a undisclosed location, he could debate Lieutenant Kerry.
I can’t imagine presenting a starker contrast between the two parties than what was witnessed last night. Obviously, Mr. Cheyney is a mature, responsible, serious, adult, and he spanked the silly child repeatedly. The only question is whether the majority of the American people can be convinced that they need serious, responsible people leading the country, or whether we can get by with silly assed, touchy-feely, leadership like we did in the previous decade.
Cheney: What have I told you about lying?
Edwards: But Iraq, 90%, Halliburton…
Cheney: I warned you!
(spank, slap, smack)
Edwards: I’m sorry daddy.
I think the best line I’ve seen so far to summarize the event was something to the effect: “Shrek pummels Breck”
Har!
On a slightly different topic, did anybody see Edwards’ daughter on Fox&Friends this morning?
Bush’s daughters – Hotties
Kerry’s daughters – Hotties
Cheyney’s daughter – Never seen her but I here she bats for the other team, so I guess her looks are immaterial.
Edwards’ daughter – makes Chelsea Clinton look like Elle McPherson
No wonder Edwards spent his entire life suing OB-GYN’s. Someone obviously screwed the pooch on his own.
I loved it when the moderator specifically said NOT to mention your presidential candidate in response to this question…And Edwards still mentioned Kerry twice in his answer!
It was sooo obvious that he had nothing but prefabricated drivel to offer and basically ignored the questions in order to keep regurgitating their campaign ads.
I don’t blame Cheney for forgetting that he actually met that yocal before. Who would remember just another bozo lawyer that based his practice on grabbing easy settlements from huge insurance companies.
I hope someone picked up Pretty Boy’s A$$ on the way out. Cheney beat it off him, gift wrapped it, and handed it back with a grin.
Cheney/Condi (or Rummy) ’08!
If I hear the phrase “John Kerry fought for this country in his youth and he will continue to fight for it today”, I’m gonna hurl.
I kept switching back and forth from the debate to playing Mega Man Anniversary collection for my PS2. Everytime I saw or heard Edwards, I felt like throwing my controller at him, and switched back so I can blast some evil robots.
Gravitas Senior proved again slick lawyers have nothing on the administration that had the gravitas to finish off Iraq, and fight back against the terrorists that thrived in the 90’s.
Cheney cleaned Edward’s clock all right. and put the coo-coo back where it belonged.
Edwards got his ass OWN3D at almost every jucture of teh debate. More on My site.
Baby Boy Edwards got his naughty ass spanked hard last night! Can you say, “I’m Dick Cheney’s Bee-Atch!” Go Cheney, Go! (BTW, I got the awesome chance to meet ChompsCheney a couple of weeks ago. He’s was a very kind and personable person. Even held my kids…tearwipe.)
Cheney : Both you and your boss have horrible records on intelligence and security. Your boss has been coming down on the wrong side of every security issue for a coupla decades.
Edwards : I can’t believe that he would mention my record. After all, he voted against meals on wheels.
Cheney : Oh yeah, meals on wheels is gonna keep this country safe from the terrorists. Look, this little weasel is proud to be on the intelligence committie, but he has been absent more than present. This weasel has skipped so many meetings and key votes, his hometown paper is calling him senator Gone.
Edwards : But there are people dying in Iraq! 40,000 men without the body armor they need! Unarmored Hummers!
Cheney : You and your boss voted to send them there, and you and your boss voted against funding the body armor and armored vehicles. Your version of being concerned about the path of our country is imitating a windbag lunatic from Vermont.
Edwards : Lost jobs!
Cheney : Recession started before we got there, and the economy is rocketing up right now. You and your boss have some nice proposals that would put the kibosh on the small businesses that create 7 out of 10 new jobs in this country.
Edwards : Haliburton!
Cheney : Come back when you’re old enough to shave!
Edwards : YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW
Cheney : I told you not to imitate that guy.
Politically speaking:
The Vice President broke Edwards down like a 12 Gauge. And packed him in the poop chute.
All that was missing were a fanbelt and the theme to Deliverance playing in the background.
Very Cathartic to listen to on the radio. Even better, later on FNC.
Jack.