Everyone loves Michael Moore, so here is him in a new ad.
BTW, everyone go upgrade to the latest version of Windows Media Player and no one better complain to me about it cutting out early or I’ll beat you with my winner’s stick.
Everyone loves Michael Moore, so here is him in a new ad.
BTW, everyone go upgrade to the latest version of Windows Media Player and no one better complain to me about it cutting out early or I’ll beat you with my winner’s stick.
ROFL!!! you are a funny man, Frank.
great Onstar rep voice, too, Scott!
HAM!
I really think you need to market winner sticks, because i’m a winner, and I need me a stick.
sniff sniff, you know … those Onstar commercials always make me tear up. Poor man :(.
“Even if you’re a blowhard fat-ass.”
Brilliant.
Ok that is the funniest one yet…we need the world to hear
Reminds me of that joke “you’re momma’s so fat, after sex she smokes a ham”.
Hey! Got a nice note from the Limey today. He sounded a little down. So I kicked him.
“Ok that is the funniest one yet…we need the world to he”
hmm…i thought it was the least funny..oh well, better luck next time.
I predict a conservative minded, web based killer of SNL, all because of the warped grey matter of Frank and Friends!
Hey, that’s what we can call it. What a blow to MSC! They like never make fun of the liberals good enough, and that would get their attention… Fair and balanced comedy, I say!
demand it NOW!
HAM! FEED ME HAM!!!!
ROTFLMAO
Funny as hell.
BTW, it played just fine in my WinAmp…and didn’t cut out at the end. Guess I’m a winner too.
OK, this totally sux. The proxy at work is blocking access to the file WTF??? Can someone please email it to me….drats.
nice work on the OnStar rep. I could almost see the neck bobble when she said “not if you’re stuck in a car”. Talk to the hand.
That’s the new cry of the disturbed left-
haaaaaam!
guess the lard ass didn’t take my advice about the adkins diet. guarantee he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin.
LMAO! hahahaha
And the friggin idiot is making a sequel too! Obviously, the fat is using all of the oxygen that’s supposed to go to the brain.
Did you realize that, by definition, HALF of the people in the US are below average? The other half voted for Bush!
My new favorite!!
Definitely one of the best.
BTW, Windows Media Player sucks wind.
Can I have some Cheesy fries?
Blaine here I posted as Texas on that site Curtis linked too. I think the guy is serious did you see some responses to my post. I put FIRST!! on his next blog and some other comments but it seems I don’t get posted anymore.. personally I thinks it’s Rove’s genetically engineered and improved clone. Giving us a helping hand with the crazies…
FrankJ owes me a new keyboard, since I just shot coffee out my nose onto it!
That was some funny stuff.
Thanks everyone! We really appreciate the feedback on these IMAO MP3s.
I want to quickly state some tech facts: These MP3s are done so that the majority of PC users can enjoy them. The majority of PC users have Microsoft Windows and Microsoft’s free Media Player is the most stable and compatible MP3 player for Windows. Period. If you are one of these people that doesn’t like Microsoft no matter what, then go complain about what bastards all of the evil Microsoft employees around the world are on Slashdot.
For sane people, here is the info you need to optimize listening to IMAO’s MP3s (with links to download the latest in free media player software for your PC):
1) WinAMP owners are encouraged to find a new MP3 player since WinAMP is officially dead
2) Any Windows user can download the Microsoft Media Player for FREE
3) Most Dell PCs have MusicMatch. Download the latest free player from MusicMatch.com
4) Mac users have many options for media players, but one of the best is Apple’s Quicktime software.
Ok, it is now making it’s way around through email. Every once in a while you will hear “HAM!”, or “FEED ME!” as someone walks into the hallway. (they are yelling it)
This is destined to be a classic.
I’ve been using iTunes on my PC, and it works fine. Yay Macintosh!
Also – very funny. HAM! Feed me!
Funny. Veeeerry Funny.
My favortie radio ad ever.
I expected MM to say something when the operator said he hadn’t seen the film though…
Yeah, the Kerry-OnStar bit was too long and the Moore one is funnier.
Thanks to everyone spreading it around via e-mail and on blogs!
Winamp worked great…but winamp is going the way of the Democrat party.
wonderful work Frank
my two small children are looking at daddy roflmao and wondering why daddy finds “cheesy fries” and “ham” so funny
gbfan
Post Election Selection Trauma has a new therapy. Ham for everybody on the port side.
College drop out, blow hard fat ass, Michael Moore… BWA HA HA HA!!!
Is dare a problem wit yo locks??? ROFL!!!
CHEESY FRIES! FEED ME! HAM!
OMG, that’s some good shtick. HAM!!!
I just forwarded this to our local conservative talk radio guy, in hopes that he will play it on the air.
Thank you, Princess Kimberley. If your local talk radio host needs a broadcast-quality version for his show, please send an e-mail to Frank.
If the file cuts out early, it probably has nothing to do with the player. Just re-download the file. I’ve had it happen a couple of times and that has been taking care of the problem for me. Good stuff, Frank.
Trucido,
No, older players cut out early.
Update your players!
sigh i downloaded windows media player for the kerry one, and again for this one, but it still cuts out on me 🙁
guess i’ll have to wait and ask one of my more technically-minded friends
but, even hearing half of them, they’re HILARIOUS guys!
oh, and! i’m very worried. one of my college roommates talks, and especially laughs, like michael moore. my only consolation is taht while he was a big guy, i don’t think he could have gotten so much bigger in just 2 years to have equaled moore. still…what if he grew a beard and a second ass and put on a baseball hat????
please advise.
yay! problem fixed! great job, again 🙂
Eh?
Speak up, Sonny. I’m a little deef.
Just a quicky, some of us won’t upgrade to the new media player ’cause we have older ‘puters it would run slow on. My ‘puter does all I need it to do exept play some of the newer codec mpeg’s. This one thing won’t make me upgrade, I am already on the 5th computer I’ve owned. Some can’t afford to upgrade every 2 years.
OMG! Looooooooove it!!
Oh thankyou more anti moore ammunition please so that i can throw it to my mindless moore following male !
I am having endless fun playing this one over and over and yelling cheesy fries at my male at any given moment lol.
Hugs from Australia