Know what would make a great gift got the holidays? The IMAO Christmas 2004 CD! Own some IMAO humor for your very self or as a gift for loved ones. You only have until Sunday to order it in time for Christmas (and who knows how long until the limited edition CD sells out). Again, when you receive, please comment on how you liked it (without spoiling anything about the Happy Dance).
Also, IMAO t-shirts make great gifts. Make sure that everyone has a W2 shirt in time for Bush’s inauguration (only sold out in 3XL – considering the number of orders Doug has filled so far, he must have printed up a ton).
Also, don’t forget great autographed books from Premiere.
And any patriot will love Whittler’s book Silent America. If you haven’t read his essays before (or haven’t read them all), then now’s a great time to order and see them. If you have read them all, then you already know how worthwhile the book is. Go to his website to order (and his story about Michael Moore appearing on the show he works for).
Time is running out to get things shipped by Christmas!
That reminds me, I still have a bunch of presents to buy. What do I get for the T-Shirt Babe who has everything (namely me)?
Oh yeah, forgot about the christmas shopping… better do that…
um… a T-shirt?
Foot massage, take out the trash without her asking, rare stuff like that.
Elizabeth
Imperial Keeper
A copy of Half-Life 2: Raising the bar.
You might be everything (you’re not, I am everything! mu mu mu), but you’re not the best game ever.
twin pearl handled revolvers
Sarah needs another cat. I would get her two litter mates (brother and/or sister)
A nice gold glasses chain to hang her new glasses around her neck, for when she doesn’t need them (how long do you think it will be until she loses the new ones?) 🙂
pearl handles are for pimps, ivory handled revolvers! (Patton)
you’re the T-Shirt Babe who has everything?
YOU have a girlfriend? C’mon Frank, we know you have a goat in the garage. Poor thing…
Might I suggest a new hay bed, and more sound-proofing
Sincerely, your neighbor,
John Hawkins
Get her a hat.
Nothing beats a hat.
Get her a roll of duct tape,a John Williams CD,and a jar of Kinky Friedman’s salsa.
I was thinking something in platinum, with a large diamond…
While your beloved would probably like what IowaSoccerMom suggests, how about you get her her own T-Shirt Guy?
You know, develop some shirt designs for her site, and you can model them for her.
It’d be really cute…
🙂
I think most folks think they’re the best game ever. </lame innuendo>
Ditto ISMom’s suggestion. Although they both deny it, ya’ know it’s coming! (Get her nothing but a t-shirt, Frank, and the tiger balm incident will seem like a spoonful of sugar!)
What,no support for my duct tape suggestion? Whattaya think is gonna hold that big diamond in that little platinum setting? Bubblegum? heh 😉
I reckon my ideas for a weddin’ gown will be disregarded too. No one respects flannel,anymore. 🙁
I’d go with a sweet Desert Eagle .44 Mag. Who could complain about a gift like that??
frank, I have just the ring, uh, thing.
Just get her something purty.
laura, it won’t be very long. i’ll lose both pair immediately. 4 months max.
chuck, i would never complain about something like that.
actually, i would never complain about any thoughtful gift from Mr. Wonderful.
There isn’t a woman on the planet who looks good in a hat.
May I recommend bling bling?
I recommend a fart machine.
All the kids loved that last year.
Get one with a remote control at Walgreens.
You may have to go to Key West, come to
think of it.
ok, I ordered the darn thing.
more romance funding for Frank and sarahk. You should be able to buy her a car now.
“Get her a roll of duct tape,a John Williams CD,and a jar of Kinky Friedman’s salsa.”
Oh to be young and in love on the holidays.
Get her something that speaks straight from the heart, Frank, and I don’t mean macaroni art. Nothing speaks from the heart quite like a shiny diamond. 😉
“…actually, i would never complain about any thoughtful gift from Mr. Wonderful.”
Read Sarah’s words carefully, Frank. You have to understand a woman’s language. Since most men can’t, please let me interpret for you. “Thoughtful” means at least “one month’s wages…but two is even better”. Just trying to help out!!
The above anonymous post is from me. (Winks at SarahK)
hey, Frank! get her something that will get her in trouble with the TSA!
Ahem…
FART MACHINE,
FART MACHINE,
FART MACHINE!
Bail?