Well, in hindsight, sticking my finger into SarahK’s daddy’s chest might not have been the smartest move.
The emergency room doctors were able to extract the boot, but they couldn’t get quite all the spur shrapnel out.
Please pray for the future integrity of my lower gastrointestinal tract : (
Gee, there’s people that take that part of the Toby Keith song so seriously?
Any more pictures?
Those pictures remind me of the CBS forgeries somehow… you didn’t fake them, did you?
Now ya know why I only went to Texas once.Those spurs hurt something awful.
Frank, unrelated to this post, but I just went to do my obligatory daily voting for IMAO and they have removed almost 2000 of your votes for overvoting. You should sue to have all the ballots counted, except for the ones taken from Protein Wisdom and Scrappleface!
Uhhhh, the last time I saw rowled spurs they were being worn by a rodeo bull rider. And those people are known to be not wrapped to tight. I thought it was widely known not to mess with anybody wearing those things. Especialy the girls.
maybe jesse jackson will come and help do a hand recount for ya…
that’s a strange smile on your face, frank.
Just a quick voting update:
Protein Wisdom had over 8000 votes removed for suspicious activity (not endorsed by the blogger) Frank J also had 1700 removed, but it’s put IMAO back in #2! Vote!
Ya’ got off easy, Frank. The shotgun and shovel must not have been too close by at the time!!!!
What is that, about a size 12?
Gonna be hell bettin’ a good shine back on it now…
Reminds me of Jackass the Movie, except with something alot more painful
I sure hope he did’t ruin his good boots.
That would be a shame…
I think FrankJ will do anything to win the blog contest. Good work! Who else would allow a boot in his arse? Not Scrappleface.
Hey everyone, I need some help.
Where can I get a blog like Frank’s? And by “like Frank’s”, I don’t mean anything like the quality of IMAO, I simply mean with roughly similar web page formatting, my own URL, and the ability to blogroll.
Feel free to send me an email.
Peace.
(oops, sorry, forgot where I am.)
War.
jeez
Ahhh boot in the a$$, not just breakfast anymore!
Odd, I didn’t think they would figure out when I voted on all 1700 office computers. Well I will just have to do my Democratic duity and vote again on monday.
Frank,
Make sure the doctors take good care of you. Start by impressing them. Make sure you stick your finger in their chest.
How come sarahk’s dad isn’t hopping behind you on one foot?
Damn, that didn’t go very well…
I’ve found a bottle of appropriate top-shelf booze works far better.
Btw, what booze is popular in Texas?
SarahK has big feet apparently. I can only say that because she doesn’t know who I am. Mwa-hahahaha!
Yeah, but via Frank J., she has your IP and will hack you to death… both ways.
Wow–almost 9:00 and no contest post yet.
Hater,
Her shoe size is the same as your IQ apparently.
Shiner Bock or Jack Daniels, depending on if you want the hard stuff or not.
sarahk’s size 6 feet are so HUUUUUUUUUUGE!!
You just HAD to go and be a comedian, didn’t you, Frank?
Hey Monster Kabusue (hope that’s spelled right),
Too bad the voting ends today, eh?
I’m sexing Frank tonight!
have a blast!! but tell him to post that contest first huh?
Jack Daniels? Then respect is quickly earned with a bottle of Gentleman Jack.
From Frank J. on the potty to SarahK describing intimate bedroom details… what are you doing to The Children(TM)?
ROFL! That’s hallarious. Now for a shameless plug: VISIT MY FRIGGIN SITE!! http://snailguy2000.tblog.com/
Will the real SarahK please ‘post’ up? No way the real one would say/post “I’m sexing Frank tonight!” Something’s wrong here!
that was fake, and low class too.
i agree.
besides, the real sarahk would have said “grexing”.
oh–and while we’re at it (tho i claim ignorance as ive never seen sarahk post before), her id is 129227, not something you’d expect the webmaster’s girlfriend to have.
If it was my boot, I sure wouldn’t have let you keep it.
are you sure that you would want it back?
lol, moehawk’s right. i would have said “grexing”. ok. i posted for real about my feet being so big. the grexer is a pinkytoe.
conservative vampire, what does “her id is 129227” mean? speak slowly and in non-geek english, since i’m only part geek.
I believe it has something to do with the cookie that is stored about you when you comment; when i clicked on your imposter’s name, i got the redirect address of http://www.imao.us/cgi-bin/mt-comments.cgi?_mode=red&id=129227 and so I then thought that your number would actually be much lower, since I assumed you had been commenting for quite some time.
Nonsence Steve I am just waiting for the recount. All them digital hanging chads have to be counted.
OT what is a good blog software (something easy) I lost my pw for my site yet again, was getting tired of putting all that crap in manualy. I want something I could post from anywhere just not from home, as I find some of my best links while at lunch at work.
Though it seems that your real id is 129277… either somebody’s cookies were cleared or I just think I’m on to something when really number assigning is random.
P.S. How can I speak slowly when I’m not speaking at all?
P.S.S. 12 Minutes, Frank J. Maybe you ought to let your girlfriend do it for you.
Though I could be wrong, seeing as your “id” as I’ve so named it seems to be around the 129-thousands, so either somebody’s cookies were recently wiped or I’m actually stabbing in the dark trying to look smart.
P.S. How can I speak slowly when I’m not speaking in the first place? 😛
P.S.S. 10 minutes to go, Frank J. Maybe you ought to have your girlfriend do it for you; she’s quicker.
gah! stupid double-posting confusing errors! im not saying anything more 2nite. besides, i can’t win again anyway.
Isn’t “sexing” what they do to sort chickens? Maybe “sarahk” just meant she was going to determine Frank’s gender. Although, I guess that’s bad, too. BAD fake SarahK! Shame on you! How many evil twins does the poor girl really need?
thanks, conservative vampire, i understood that. i wonder if it assigns a new number each time you comment, though.
anyway, Monster, WordPress is great. i totally heart it.
Speaking of evil twins, I have Frnak’s evil twin over this weekend, need to find a picture.
so where’s the contest post?
That’s why they call them $hit-kickers!
That’s why they call them . . “$hit-kickers!”
Well since you just can’t replace just one boot, Frank is just lucky that dear old dad didn’t make him buy a new pair of boots and spurs.
there are some people being brutal to sarahk, this monkey left really mean comments on her site. hard to tell what is a joke and what is real.
um the fake real sarahk can meet me out in the blog parking like in no time right now!! you silly silly. i’ll kick your patooey around for that crass comment you made you not no nice low class jer.. er I mean bad person. quit trying to imitate us…
pick a parking lot…preferably in houston texas
pick a parking lot…preferably in houston texas
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