Probably because they’re pedophiles and hiding from the law. Only trust a superhero who isn’t afraid to fight crime unmasked, showing off his proud, Aryan features.
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Dude, please stop using Fun Trivia™ for self-promotion.
…But that doesn’t explain why so many superheroes are pedophiles hiding from the law underwater!
Wait… that was just that guy in the green Speedo who wasn’t really a superhero anyway. But we can’t mention his name here.
I prefer a mask on my superhero! They are about mystery and fun, and they get smacked around a lot so their face is probably all ugly and scarred anyway.
No, he’s not aryan, but he is an alien. You’re really going to rely on some guy from outerspace with the ability to conquer the world to protect you?
Come on people that’s the height of liberalism–nonono, the government will protect us from the government! We’re free because everything belongs to the people–even if it is all controlled and doled out to us by the government.
You’re giving the guy your keys to freedom, and he’s from outer space!
I say kryptonite his butt and get Captain America up in this piece.
is aquaman trying to spread filthy lies on the other super heroes to distract us from the fact that he is an animal “lover” (wink wink say no more say no more…)
Aquaman, don’t you read DKos? We all ARE Nazis, remember?
Seriously, though, I’ve decided I believe in reincarnation, just so I can say that I was George Patton in a previous life. Therefore, I’ve fought more Nazis than you can count, AND I wanted to roll through Berlin and take on the Russians.
Take THAT, Waterguy.
Once again:Aquaman is a rip-off of the Submariner! Namor came out in 1939 and fought the Nazis. DC came up with Aquaman in 1941, he also fought Nazis. I’m an adult comicbook fanboy, sue me. I am impressed that you have aged so gracefully.
As far as muscular, blond superheroes that don’t wear a mask go THOR is the freakin’ man!
Dude, please stop using Fun Trivia™ for self-promotion.
…But that doesn’t explain why so many superheroes are pedophiles hiding from the law underwater!
Wait… that was just that guy in the green Speedo who wasn’t really a superhero anyway. But we can’t mention his name here.
I prefer a mask on my superhero! They are about mystery and fun, and they get smacked around a lot so their face is probably all ugly and scarred anyway.
Superfly doesn’t wear a mask, and he’s not Aryan. He’s cooooool.
No, he’s not aryan, but he is an alien. You’re really going to rely on some guy from outerspace with the ability to conquer the world to protect you?
Come on people that’s the height of liberalism–nonono, the government will protect us from the government! We’re free because everything belongs to the people–even if it is all controlled and doled out to us by the government.
You’re giving the guy your keys to freedom, and he’s from outer space!
I say kryptonite his butt and get Captain America up in this piece.
Do you think Aquaman is holding secret white/fish power rallies in his relative security deep within the ocean?
Hey, I’m Brian C. too!
Among the superheros I like least, Valtrex Man has to be the worst.
Stephen Lynch fans will understand that one…
He is always opressing Black Manta…
Brian, Superman > Superfly
That was supposed to indicate not equal, not greater than. Foiled by HTML.
is aquaman trying to spread filthy lies on the other super heroes to distract us from the fact that he is an animal “lover” (wink wink say no more say no more…)
Aryan? Thor, that’s Aryan!
I’ll have you all know that the first villians I ever fought were Nazis. How many of you here ever fought Nazis?
Hmm, I don’t see any hands up…
So you’re dissing my man Bats, issat it? Pvn|<, Batman would so jwn j00r a$$. Just look at the Protocols incident.
Aquaman, don’t you read DKos? We all ARE Nazis, remember?
Seriously, though, I’ve decided I believe in reincarnation, just so I can say that I was George Patton in a previous life. Therefore, I’ve fought more Nazis than you can count, AND I wanted to roll through Berlin and take on the Russians.
Take THAT, Waterguy.
Virtual superheroes wear subnet masks.
It’s that they’re incredibly comfortable… I think everyone will be wearing them in the future
Once again:Aquaman is a rip-off of the Submariner! Namor came out in 1939 and fought the Nazis. DC came up with Aquaman in 1941, he also fought Nazis. I’m an adult comicbook fanboy, sue me. I am impressed that you have aged so gracefully.
As far as muscular, blond superheroes that don’t wear a mask go THOR is the freakin’ man!
Give me Rex Steele Nazi Smasher over the water boy any day.
Good ‘ol Boy, I told you we weren’t supposed to mention that guy here! Now Aquaman’s going to have to explain the difference! runs and hides