I was born in an idiot state but grew up and moved away. Or did it become an idiot state only after I left it and took my great depth of wisdom and reasoning with me? Hmmmm?
I like the acronym.
only portions of washington are idiotic. geographically, most of washington is red, and therefore not so idiot prone. but as long as the idiots are in charge, they’re gonna give the rest of us here in WA a bad name.
If you feel like waxing nostalgic, check out this electoral map from the 1980 Reagan-Giving-Carter-a-Buttkicking Presidential Election. That was the first time I ever voted. There has never been a sweeter victory. The battle cry was ABC–Anybody But Carter!
There weren’t too many I.D.I.O.T. states that year.
Frank L.
Okay, I was going to complain about living on the Leftist Left Coast, but Half-Elven Commie Slayer has made me feel much better.
What must it be like to be a Republican in MASSACHUSETTS? I feel your pain. Oops, sorry about the Clinton quote.
Absolutely. We have a dirty Canuck witch for a governor. She has a mole just like the witch in the Wizard of Oz. Someone from Kansas, please drop a house on her next time you all have a tornado.
BTW, the only actual blue part of Michigan is Detroit and Flint. Here in West Michigan we are as red as any red state. In my county, we don’t even have dems run for county board positions. Just Republicans and Libertarians.
Frank L. – Yes there was a better one! Don’t you remember that Dukakis (or was it Mondale?) only won ONE state? (Massachusetts) That was a butt-kicking of biblical proportions.
My first time voting was in 1984 for Ronaldus Magnus. A vote which I cast on an absentee ballot from the U.S. Army Chemical School in Ft. McClellan, AL.
Chris van Dis:
As far as blueness in Michigan goes, don’t forget Marquette County, northern citadel of the Democratic Party. Don’t think they’ve gone Republican for some time.
look, NH may have voted for kerry, but its only because we have a problem with (unfortunately) legal immigrants from the people’s republic of massachussetts. Native NHers are smarter, i object to my state being labelled an idiot state
Chris from NH, I would invite you down here to NC but we’re already way over our quota for yankees. Infact I would go so far as to say that the I.D.I.O.T.s are invading the South in a devious attempt to undermine the voting base. Am I just being paranoid?
Good Ol’ Boy, I’m with you in that we have too many Yankees down here already. I mean, we already have a town for them – Central Area for Relocated Yankees (Cary). What other southern state can make that claim?
Don’t make to much fun of Maryland, remeber who we have as Gov, the man makes Rumsfeld look like a hippy hugger! Don’t make me send Eler… Elleric…… Eleric…. screw it That guy with the funny name after you.
Wisconsin endured a “Night of the Living Dead” on November 2, 2004. If it weren’t for the tens of thousands of fraudulent votes in the City of Milwaukee alone, Wisconsin would have squeaked into becoming a proud part of “Jesusland”.
There is hope in 2006, as a stranger in a poncho and sombrero has come to bring justice to the oppressed. Known only as “El Carnicero”, he has already gone so far as to torture a deadbeat son of a sitting member of Congress. It is believed that the tires of Republicans throughout the state will soon be safe.
It’s not blue states, it’s tiny little blue counties. 🙁 During the elections, Michigan’s Canadian Granholm had a breathy Marilyn Monroe-esque TV ad trying to pass some slot machines in grocery stores bullpoop! Ewwww trying to sex my vote.
can anyone do a better version of the acronym?
bwwaaaahahahah! i just saw the message above the code thing–very funny
Hahaha if only my state werent full of idiots then life would be better…
I didn’t know he was WHITE!
I was born in an idiot state but grew up and moved away. Or did it become an idiot state only after I left it and took my great depth of wisdom and reasoning with me? Hmmmm?
I like the acronym.
We California Republicans are most offended. =P
There are still people who can write and operate their computers in California? Stunning, just stunning.
i should note that i currently live in an I.D.I.O.T. state, though i did grow up in jesus land
only portions of washington are idiotic. geographically, most of washington is red, and therefore not so idiot prone. but as long as the idiots are in charge, they’re gonna give the rest of us here in WA a bad name.
Crap..I live in an I.D.I.O.T state. I wonder if I can get a job as a spy and keep an eye on the oafs and twits around me.
How come the idiot states look like they’re dripping down from Canada?
The IDIOT states are broken into THREE seperate regions – so they are about as weak as they will ever be.
ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK.
Before its too late.
If you feel like waxing nostalgic, check out this electoral map from the 1980 Reagan-Giving-Carter-a-Buttkicking Presidential Election. That was the first time I ever voted. There has never been a sweeter victory. The battle cry was ABC–Anybody But Carter!
There weren’t too many I.D.I.O.T. states that year.
Frank L.
Reagan v. Mondale has always been my favorite.
When did they make Republicans red?
God this sucks. I always hated living in Wisconsin. But at least the cheese as good.
what can i say.. im a red man in a blue state 🙁
I’m in Kerry’s home state. Need I say more? 🙁
Okay, I was going to complain about living on the Leftist Left Coast, but Half-Elven Commie Slayer has made me feel much better.
What must it be like to be a Republican in MASSACHUSETTS? I feel your pain. Oops, sorry about the Clinton quote.
Effeminem has a very good point! Should we be more concerned about Canada? It’s like a slowly spreading disease. Or a fungus. They’re invading! AAHHH!
Absolutely. We have a dirty Canuck witch for a governor. She has a mole just like the witch in the Wizard of Oz. Someone from Kansas, please drop a house on her next time you all have a tornado.
BTW, the only actual blue part of Michigan is Detroit and Flint. Here in West Michigan we are as red as any red state. In my county, we don’t even have dems run for county board positions. Just Republicans and Libertarians.
Frank L. – Yes there was a better one! Don’t you remember that Dukakis (or was it Mondale?) only won ONE state? (Massachusetts) That was a butt-kicking of biblical proportions.
My first time voting was in 1984 for Ronaldus Magnus. A vote which I cast on an absentee ballot from the U.S. Army Chemical School in Ft. McClellan, AL.
Half Elven Commie Slayer, that’s what I call a target rich environment.
Chris van Dis:
As far as blueness in Michigan goes, don’t forget Marquette County, northern citadel of the Democratic Party. Don’t think they’ve gone Republican for some time.
look, NH may have voted for kerry, but its only because we have a problem with (unfortunately) legal immigrants from the people’s republic of massachussetts. Native NHers are smarter, i object to my state being labelled an idiot state
Chris from NH, I would invite you down here to NC but we’re already way over our quota for yankees. Infact I would go so far as to say that the I.D.I.O.T.s are invading the South in a devious attempt to undermine the voting base. Am I just being paranoid?
Good Ol’ Boy, I’m with you in that we have too many Yankees down here already. I mean, we already have a town for them – Central Area for Relocated Yankees (Cary). What other southern state can make that claim?
Don’t make to much fun of Maryland, remeber who we have as Gov, the man makes Rumsfeld look like a hippy hugger! Don’t make me send Eler… Elleric…… Eleric…. screw it That guy with the funny name after you.
Hey, San Diego county was one of the most populous counties that Bush won…
Wisconsin endured a “Night of the Living Dead” on November 2, 2004. If it weren’t for the tens of thousands of fraudulent votes in the City of Milwaukee alone, Wisconsin would have squeaked into becoming a proud part of “Jesusland”.
There is hope in 2006, as a stranger in a poncho and sombrero has come to bring justice to the oppressed. Known only as “El Carnicero”, he has already gone so far as to torture a deadbeat son of a sitting member of Congress. It is believed that the tires of Republicans throughout the state will soon be safe.
It’s not blue states, it’s tiny little blue counties. 🙁 During the elections, Michigan’s Canadian Granholm had a breathy Marilyn Monroe-esque TV ad trying to pass some slot machines in grocery stores bullpoop! Ewwww trying to sex my vote.