BREAKING NEWS!!! MUST CREDIT IMAO!!!
Seems that Doug Wead, who recently exposed Bush’s lying perfidy with the release of secret tapes of private conversations (AS SEEN EXCLUSIVELY AT IMAO!!! MUST CREDIT!!!) has released new tapes of a private conversation with Howard Dean. Below is a just a small portion of the entire juicy transcript:
IMAO EXCLUSIVE!!! MUST CREDIT IMAO!!!
WEAD: So, Howard, George Bush has gone on record as having murdered hookers, thus co-opting the issue for the Republican Party. As the new chairman of the DNC, how do you plan to respond?”
DEAN: We’re going to murder hookers in South Carolina! And Oklahoma! And Arizona! And North Dakota! And New Mexico!
And we’re going to chop them into little pieces in California! And Texas! And New York!
And we’re going to stuff them into wood-chippers in South Dakota! And Oregon! And Washington! And Michigan!
And then we’re going to bring an orgy of bloody mayhem to Washington, D.C.! Where we’ll murder hookers IN THE WHITE HOUSE!… YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!”
CREDIT IMAO!!! OR LARGE ITALIAN MEN WILL BREAK YOUR KNEECAPS!!!
first(sorry)
Hm, are the Dems smart enough to operate a wood chipper? And are they physically capable of really dicing someone?
Eh. They’re just campaign promises…
Wow, Jesus, you’re off your game. You used to be able to offer something other than a non-sequitur. You used to be cool.
isn’t it Fuhrer?
Do NOT question his spelling! He is the great Jesus C.! Worship him!
I am seething with fuhrer!
Uh… NO ONE!
You are very petite!
…don’t hurt me…
What’s all the furor over Fuhrer?
Sorry to be getting back to the original topic, but I think I detected a typo. Isn’t there an ‘R’ in “YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!”??
War talk? What’s that guy talking about? Besides the massive run on sentances, he’s totally ignoring the fact that Howard Dean just said he WANTS TO KILL HOOKERS! Talk about having the hate blinders on! It is true the ACLU will be suing all of the south and every other red state, though.
lol JC does have a very enlightened and beautiful website, tho.
…Dare I ask…Could the guy posing as Jesus Christ really be…Ted Kennedy?
You know what always strikes me as funny? Racist people like “Jesus Christ”. First off, I was born and raised in the great state of North Carolina and I take extreme offense to the implication that all Southerners are racists. I’ve never actually met a member of the KKK in my entire life.(we do have some skinheads but that seems to be a universal problem)I’m not sure that they (the klan) still exist in my state. Anyway, my point is that this guy is throwing out hate-filled stereotypes and isn’t that the very definition of a racist? I’m guessing that this guy is a big Dean supporter the furious, incoherent raving is a dead give away.
Jack – You’re probably right. I was just respecting Frank’s rendition 🙂
Man, I hate it when I get descriminated.