I’m going to try to be positive about AI tonight, not quite so negative. So they’re doing songs from whenever and songs from this week, and it will be positively disastrous for Scott and Anthony, but somehow, some dufuses (sorry, Jonag, I’ve not yet forgiven you) will vote for them, and something horrible will happen, such as Carrie getting the ax because she is the absolute best, and we just can’t stand to listen to the best.
Here we go, let’s sing and be happy!
Anthony 01 – first shot … I positively don’t remember it, because I watched it about 10 minutes ago.
2.0 … The ballads are much better for him than the fun upbeat songs, just like Celine Dion — always stick to the slow mushy stuff.
Scott (number withheld) – first shot … “On Broadway” – I positively believe that Simon is using that whole reverse psychology thing. Last week he said pack your bags, Scott made the top 3. Tonight he says it was Scott’s best performance, so people will not do that whole vote-to-retaliate-against-Simon-just-because-Simon’s-right thing.
Part Too … It was positively not awful. There, now I said it, so go vote for anyone else!
Vonzell 03 – first shot … “Treat Me Nice” – Positively not bad. Have I mentioned I positively don’t like Elvis?
Reloaded … Positively lovely and pretty exciting and vocally peachy. Look, I even threw in peaches!
Bo 04 – first shot … “Stand By Me” – I positively love this song and have always loved it and loved the way Bo did it.
And back again … Positively Bo. Sweet.
Carrie 05 – first shot … some song about being evil – She is positively on a “I’m a bad girl” streak. I like it though. The song, not the streak.
Episode II … Positively beautiful.
A few final notes… Paula positively did not appear drunk tonight, rather she was back to just being a cheerleader. And Randy positively missed all kinds of pitchiness in almost everyone’s performances.
My order tonight:
Carrie
Bo
Vonzell
Anthony
Scott
And that is positively all. I hope you positively enjoyed the positivity in this positively American version of Idol. Positive out, dawgs.
first!
I do not understand this at all. It is, I understand, about American Idol but beyond that…
brixor: huh?
sarahk: Was the sound crap for ya’ll too?
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I voted for Bo and only Bo. Can I be forgiven now? 😀
Barred E, E min., A, A min. That’s 4 chords, & you only need 3. There’s a 7th maj. & 7th min. in there somewhere – we’ll discuss it later. Don’t get all art-rock on us.
We need an exciting conclusion to this AI, like the whole thing being taken over by Boy George clones, and the world being saved by Simons scathing criticisms of Culture Club.
Took the words right out of my mouth.
At least Bo let the mike stand alone for his first song, though it looks like he instructed Carrie in its use, cause she picked it up for her first song. Then she did a good thing and kicked it over in front of the judges, could have poked Simon in the eye but there were no injuries.
And then Bo goes and picks it up again for his second song-LEAVE IT ALONE! Please.
Please – go back to being negative.
Negative is funny.
I miss making fun of Constantine, though.
Not only does AI suck it is also RIGGED!!!! Seriously not even winning a recording contract is worth f***ing Paula Abdul!
I believe that deep down inside Simon wants to slay all contenders and put Paula’s head on a pike. Oh wait, that’s what I want to do.
Much as I don’t like Scott, I thought he did an outstanding job on his first song. I still hope he gets voted out.
Biff,
Be nice, or I’ll come kick your A**
Jesus hates America Idol. I read it in the bible so it must be true.
Ford must be a Paula Abdul fan. He spanks it watching AI.
Unfortunately I actually caught 15 minutes of AI last night while trying to fix my mother in law’s computer. First time I ever watched it. I don’t think my mother in law thought it was funny when I asked, so when do we get to vote all these no-talents off the island?
Bo has to win!
He is from Huntsville and I’m from Huntsville.
So it’s a landslide be default.
someone gag Biff
You can’t gag the fact that AI sucks and should not be on this blog.
Whew! Scott’s out! What a burden I’ve been carrying. 🙂
is Biff still whining? funny, i started ignoring that a few weeks ago.
but go ahead, get all that hot air out so you don’t explode.
jonag, i guess you’re forgiven. 🙂
Sarah, if you are ignoring Biff you’re doing a really bad job of it. You never fail to whine when someone disagrees with you. Grow the f*** up!
By the way, a person who has gained as much weight as you have in the last year or so should not be making jokes about people exploding!
Nobody cares about those singers in 2020.