Carnival of Comedy submissions are due today tonight. Be sure to use Conservative Cat’s carnival submission page, it’s way cool, for a cat, who’s conversative as well as conservative.
Keep those submissions coming kids! Who says we couldn’t top last week’s First! Carnival of Comedy ? (actually somebody did say it. They’ve been dealt with.)
We are a scant few submissions away from topping the number we had last week. And there is some high quality funny here too folks. So strap your sides in tight it’s gonna be a funny ride.

FIRST!!
SECOND!!
Turd! In a punchbowl.
Do the submissions have to be new material? I’d like to submit something, but I don’t have the time or energy to come up with anything new
Old funny is good funny.
I submitted an old one. I think I’ll pick an old favorite each week.
Very well, I shall drawn upon my vast archives compiling the complete 2 and a half month history of my blog.
sooner or later I think it should be only new submissions.
This will keep it fresh.
There is already a “carnival of me” which is for your “best of” that is over 6 months old.
I am the commenter who said you could never top the first COC. And you won’t!
I’ve been told by women friends of mine that there’s nothing like your first COC, all others are mere shadows. The first COC was the George Washington of COCs, the Star Wars before-it-was-Episode-4-A-New-Hope of COCs, the Alien of COCs (if Aliens 3 came right after Alien and you forget about Aliens, which totally kicked ass).
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Try as you may, YOU WILL FAIL!
BTW – I hope everybody is sure to check out Point Five’s submission for this week’s Carnival.