What is the IMAO Humor Guarantee?
If any IMAO post does not make you laugh, the next post is FREE!
To get free post, send unused portion of post back to IMAO with letter explaining why it was not funny. Expect six to eight weeks for response. If complaint was deemed valid, you will receive a voucher for a free post which must be used within thirty (30) days. Guarantee does not apply to posts deemed as an “announcement” or anything written by Aquaman. Actually, if you laugh during one of those posts, then you owe twice the usual cost of a post. Offer not valid if you are a feminist or other professionally humorless person.
first to say this post made me laugh (the part about Aquaman). the whole thing would have made me laugh, except i already laughed at it when you told me in the yard.
Dang.
I guess my next post isn’t free, after reading this one.
What if I’m amused, but don’t actually laugh?
Oh crap, I made myself laugh. I think that counts.
What are the side affects of these posts? Will they interfere with posts from any other blogs? Has the FCC approved this post for the market yet?
Where did RWD go i need the daily news roundup…
unused portions aren’t pretty
ha-waaaaa = “laughing on the outside, crying on the inside.”
Does a chuckle count? How about a smirk, gufaw, or snort? Is IMAO liable if my I laugh my a** off (it’s quite expensive to have them reattached even with insurance)? Please have the lawyer on retainer for IMAO post a warning. I would hate to see IMAO be litigated to oblivion.
How about if we spray liquids on our keyboards after reading a post? Or a comment? Do we get reimbursed for equipment failure?
Personally, I never eat or drink at the computer. Well, not anymore. Not since I got my new keyboard anyway.
What?! Sarahk is getting free previews of your posts??? That’s not funny.