Seen this? “Massachusetts dam threatens to flood town.” I think we should treat dams the same way we treat terrorists – never give in to their demands. We have to stand strong, no matter how many towns in Massachusetts dams flood… especially since I don’t like Massachusetts.
Are the dams in Mass. being weakened by submerged cars with drowned women in them and by drunken overweight senators resting on them after escaping those same submerged cars.
hey!
have you ever been to Massachusetts?
Parts of the state are quite nice, of course those are the part of the state that have more red counties than blue.
But we in Mass still like you frank, and the rest of IMAO.
P.S. My brother is in the Army, so if
Sgt. Joe foo’ the Marine comes to Boston I need to get Joe the drink of his choice for thanks for what he did. all the best,
martin “Ceann Rua”
I can’t watch the Red Sox unless it’s on tape and I know they’re going to lose.
” think we should treat dams the same way we treat terrorists – never give in to their demands. We have to stand strong, no matter how many …”
Dang. I guess you never lived near a dam. The words, “The dam’s burst!” must not hold the impact for you that they do for me, Mr. F.
Sort of like hearing, “What’s that little red dot on your chest?” during a bank heist; not gonna be a good day.
In brief, I find you allusion to be inapt, unless the dams are in Louisiana.
Cheers.
I think the newscasters around here are just getting a kick out of talking about “the dam news”.
Now, back to the dam situation in Taunton.
We’ll be keeping you informed on all the dam developments right here!
The media is on pins and needles, though. won’t it be great when if breaks and destroys people’s lives? What awesome footage that’ll be! Maybe some dead bodies will even float downstream!