Pomoze Bog.
“Hmm…does SarahK know what kind of family Frank comes from?”
She should. After all, the marriage of FrankJ and SarahK is a carefully-constructed Kennedy plot to subvert the Comedic Conservative movement on the Web. Let’s look at the evidence:
1) “FrankJ” is an anagram for “J-F-K”
2) We don’t know what the “K” stands for in “SarahK,” but I suspect it stands for “Kopeckne.” Yes, the truth is out: SarahK is Mary-Jo’s little sister! And now she is being married off to a Kennedy…probably part of the under-the-table deal the Kopecknes made with the Kennedys to bury the Chappaquiddick charges. The poor kid…another woman ruined by the rapacious Kennedys…
Am I the only one wondering how Katie got to be pregnant? I distinctly remember reading that Tom and Nicole didn’t have any of their own spawn because Tom fires the ole blankos.
If I were Tom, I’d be a might suspicious.
Nah, there’s a rumor going around that Tom Cruise is actually straight. Firing blanks, maybe. Perhaps Katie took a page from biblical days and hired a “mid-husband.”
If there is any justice in the world (and there isn’t), the contents of the turkey baster little Xenu Holmes-Cruise will call Papa paid for one of my many college beer runs.
The choice between a midget that’s all teeth and my MENSA-member, ursine, Anglo-Irish, over 6′ tall seed is no choice at all.
Oh Good God!! Don’t do that to me in the morning!
Frank J. is Tom and Katie’s lovechild?!
Hmm…does SarahK know what kind of family Frank comes from?
Pomoze Bog.
“Hmm…does SarahK know what kind of family Frank comes from?”
She should. After all, the marriage of FrankJ and SarahK is a carefully-constructed Kennedy plot to subvert the Comedic Conservative movement on the Web. Let’s look at the evidence:
1) “FrankJ” is an anagram for “J-F-K”
2) We don’t know what the “K” stands for in “SarahK,” but I suspect it stands for “Kopeckne.” Yes, the truth is out: SarahK is Mary-Jo’s little sister! And now she is being married off to a Kennedy…probably part of the under-the-table deal the Kopecknes made with the Kennedys to bury the Chappaquiddick charges. The poor kid…another woman ruined by the rapacious Kennedys…
Am I the only one wondering how Katie got to be pregnant? I distinctly remember reading that Tom and Nicole didn’t have any of their own spawn because Tom fires the ole blankos.
If I were Tom, I’d be a might suspicious.
Dear God that is an ugly child!
If it wasn’t Tom who was having problems, it had to be Nicole.
Gee – I USED to be pro-life!
Nah, there’s a rumor going around that Tom Cruise is actually straight. Firing blanks, maybe. Perhaps Katie took a page from biblical days and hired a “mid-husband.”
If there is any justice in the world (and there isn’t), the contents of the turkey baster little Xenu Holmes-Cruise will call Papa paid for one of my many college beer runs.
The choice between a midget that’s all teeth and my MENSA-member, ursine, Anglo-Irish, over 6′ tall seed is no choice at all.
eeek! LOL!!
well… there went my lunch. right up into the garbage can…
I don’t have such imagination…
As creapy as always.