Since it’s Friday, I thought I’d spread the joy of humor-free, apolitical Friday Catblogging to IMAO (aka “I-MEOW”).
Today, it’s Edloe The Grumpus sniffing a mini-pumpkin:
If you’re not sure how this absurd scene pertains to IMAO, since IMAO is famous for that “political humor” thing, it doesn’t. If you must have some semblance of politics or humor in everything you read here, just assume that Edloe is… um…
Help me out here. Make your suggestions in the comments how this scene is, in fact, a political allegory.
(For more animal goodness, try Friday Ark today and Carnival of the Cats on Sundays.)
“Quick! Lockdown the Senate! We must investigate this baby pumpkin so people know the truth!”
She’s wondering when Hillary turned into a pumpkin.
Well, obviously, the pumpkin represents the poor, downtrodden people of America. Edloe represents the eeeevil Republicans, carefully scrutinizing the pumpkin to see how he can best exploit the poor thing.
The pumpkin represents the poor, downtrodden nations where no American sets foot and we have no military or economic presence, and Edloe represents the oppressive control of the evil amerikkkan emprire that oppresses the whole world, man.
The pumpkin obviously represents one of the balls of any Senator that decides to vote against this kitty’s judge for Supreme Court, Judge Alito. (The other “pumpkin” or ball has been…well…”dispatched” shall we say?)
The pumpkin is the moon. Edloe is just waiting for a command from FrankJ and nuclear missiles will be launched from his kitty maw.
Ya’ll are all off. This obviously represents the current events in France. Don’t you see the French lion cowering before the great pumpkin?
The pumpkin is Harriet Miers, and Edloe is The Corner at National Review Online.
I keep trying to think of a political metaphor, but all I can think is “Damn, what a huge cat!!!!” And yes, I know the pumpkin is tiny, but I also know cats.
Fine, the cat is the DNC, and the pumpkin is something completely undigestible and confusing to it – a sensible idea.
Edloe is examining Bush’s NEXT Supreme Court nominee, that’s all.
Edloe thinks he has cornered a hairless orange mouse. Edloe is as dumb as a rock.
Edloe is the Democratic Party glumly contemplating their underwhelming Fitzmas present.
George Soros contemplating the return from his investment in . . . ummm . . . contribution to MoveOn.org.