Now that Paris is burning, where are liberal actors going to threaten to move to if Condi is elected President in 2008?
I’m hoping Antarctica. What do you think?
You’re missing the obvious solution: The Moon. They can afford a colony there with all their money combined. Then we can nuke it and kill two birds (and a ton of moonbats) with one stone. Er, nuke. And when the remaining pedestrian moonbats complain we just remind them that they couldn’t have been on the moon in the first place, they just faked the colony like we did the Apollo program!
Instead of the Anarctic how about the Arctic. We can stand them on a chunk of ice and in a couple of months when all our horrible SUVs complete delete the ozone layer, their chuck of ice will melt and they will become shark-bait. Maybe Nemo’s dad will come to their rescue.
For liberals to be comfortable, it will have to be someplace very similar to Paris. That is, an expensive place filled with rude smelly people…
Maybe Newark, NJ?
I think they can keep going to Paris/France. They can hold hands and embrace the radical Islamist, teaching them to sing “Imagine” the holy hymn of Liberalism.
I was going to say Cuba, but they eat pork in Cuba and that’s just not cool to their good islame-ic buddies. They’ll probably keep their coffee house jobs or street theater gigs until their communications or english majors pay off and they get a job on Al Gore’s new TV network!
Hopefully the third or forth circle of hell where they belong.
How about Argentina? They’ve a long and storied history of taking in socialist misfits.
The Moon. That way when we nuke it, we solve two problems.
You’re missing the obvious solution: The Moon. They can afford a colony there with all their money combined. Then we can nuke it and kill two birds (and a ton of moonbats) with one stone. Er, nuke. And when the remaining pedestrian moonbats complain we just remind them that they couldn’t have been on the moon in the first place, they just faked the colony like we did the Apollo program!
Curses, beaten by Sean! Shoulda typed faster.
Mecca.
Instead of the Anarctic how about the Arctic. We can stand them on a chunk of ice and in a couple of months when all our horrible SUVs complete delete the ozone layer, their chuck of ice will melt and they will become shark-bait. Maybe Nemo’s dad will come to their rescue.
Come on, that’s just silly. How can you sully this website with pure fiction like that? There’s no way Dory could find the arctic…
I think we should build an environmentally friendly biodome for them and set it adrift on the open ocean.
Venezuela!
Crap. Keith already said my answer.
Venezuela.
How about Argentina where they can be eaten by Hitler clones?
I’m thinking Iran. Then we send Iran to the moon. Then nuke it.
For liberals to be comfortable, it will have to be someplace very similar to Paris. That is, an expensive place filled with rude smelly people…
Maybe Newark, NJ?
Madonna’s English estate.
North Korea. With lots of hair gel …
I think they can keep going to Paris/France. They can hold hands and embrace the radical Islamist, teaching them to sing “Imagine” the holy hymn of Liberalism.
“Any state that does not mess with our security has naturally guaranteed its own security,” -Usama bin Laden, 2004-
Gaza.
Berkeley or San Francisco. They’ll fit right in, and we’ll have even more crazies in one place when it’s time to get rid of them.
I’m with Andrew, they’ll bust off to England. Hopefully the English won’t put up with that crap.
Antartica is still too close.
Isn’t Mass. a foreign country?
Antarctica does have gay penguins, however.
This is all a big ruse. The radical islamist just want the French to bathe. This is conspicously missing from the headlines!
We can still send them too paris… them say we bombed it to stop the fire…he he he…
They should still go to Paris. All that oil and grease from their unwashed smelly hippie bodies will add needed fuel to the fires.
I was going to say Cuba, but they eat pork in Cuba and that’s just not cool to their good islame-ic buddies. They’ll probably keep their coffee house jobs or street theater gigs until their communications or english majors pay off and they get a job on Al Gore’s new TV network!