(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment)
Now that Hamas has been elected to rule the Palestinian Authority, they’ve outlined their agenda for the first 100 days of their administration:
- Fire guns into the air while shouting “ULULULULULULU!”
- Bury people who died from falling-bullet wounds. Blame deaths on JOOOOOOS!
- Throw rocks at JOOOOOOS! in retaliation.
- Realize too late how stupid it is to bring a rock to a gunfight.
- Attempt to be superior to all other Arab nations by raising an army that can’t be beaten by a troop of Israeli Girl Scouts.
- Double the current Palestinian Authority spending on education programs by declaring that suicide bomber vests will now be considered “books”.
- Scale back plans to push the JOOOOOOS! into the sea, by practicing on a pile of tiny pebbles.
- Get asses kicked by a pile of tiny Jewish pebbles.
- Give up attacking Israel and start with something easier to conquer, like France.
- Which will then become known as “Paristine”.
- Attend formal dinner with Kim Jong Il, in celebration of the fact that he now pronounces the country’s name correctly.
- Adopt new national motto of “Palestine – all the violent terrorist thuggery of other Arab nations, but without all the oil.”
- Fly the new Palestinian flag (see extended entry)…
Finally, on day 100, Hamas will be beaten up by Israeli Girl Scouts and driven into the sea by a pile of tiny Jewish pebbles.
Double the current Palestinian Authority spending on education programs by declaring that suicide bomber vests will now be considered “books”.
HAHAHAHA
Assignment gets an “A.” Hamas gets an “F.”
Haha. Funny. … Yeah, I forgot the reason I was gonna comment.
“Paristine” sounds like a bad chinese joke… but funny!
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Loved it.
Excellent! I just translated it so french readers can enjoy it too…
Good one, Harv. I almost laughed, but decided that was too undignified for me.
BTW, I’m suing you for copyright infringement.
Frank – As long as Kevin’s your lawyer, I have nothing to fear.
Good stuff! Paleswinians are just too easy!
Good one, Harv. Made me snicker and whatnot.