While letting Ismail Haniyeh know that he’ll be seeing Ahmed Yassin and Abdel Rantissi soon, this interesting bit of information as slipped into the news report:
“No one is immune,” Mofaz told Army Radio, a day after an Israeli airstrike on an ice cream truck killed two Islamic Jihad militants and three bystanders in Gaza City. Two of those killed were aged 8 and 14.
This begs the question: what flavor of ice cream does Islamic Jihad sell?
First.
Top Ten Possible Islamic Jihad Ice Cream Flavors…
1. Hitler Ripple
2. Mocha Mohammed
3. Juicy Jihad-Berry
4. Sharia Sorbet
5. Nuclear Neopolitan (flavor not available yet)
6. Raspberry Riot
7. Suicide- Bomber Swirl
8. Cherry Garcia
9. Villianous Vanilla
10. Cocoa Koran
haha, very nice.
I shall ask for my next sundae “à la Al-Quaeda.”
But would it spontaneously combust?
Anti-Semite-Sweet Chocolate
Great Satan Sundae (with nuts)
Sandy swirl
Blueberry Burka
Nuclear Nut
72 virgin Sunday
Allah Almond
Rasberry Retard
Brainwash Blitz
Turbin Tuti Fruity
and the favorite candy,
Cruchy Frog by Whizzo
French vanilla.
Rocky Roadside Bomb
Decapuccino Delight
Choc Your Head Off
Bordeaux-crossing Blast
Neo-politaNazi
WMDelight
AK-Krunch?
C4-Swirl?
Death by Chocolate?
Burka-Bean?
Chop-your-head-off Chocolate?
Berry Blast?
Towelhead Truffle?
Whatever it’s called, we know they sell 72 flavors of it.
Car Swarm Ripple – now with more blood!
Spacemonkey – I laughed so hard at your post I saw stars. Nice flavor(s).
Jewberry Blast
Palestinian cream bomb
Mohammed el Chocolate
Sunni Swirl
Shiite Sundae, with extra bananas and nuts
Strawberry IEDelight
Blueberry Bombvest
Thanks c.
Excellent, AlanABQ!
Spacemonkey wins!