Take the “Are You a Dumb American Quiz“, examine your results, and follow the appropriate instructions below:
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You Are a Smart American |
 You may continue reading IMAO and leaving witty and/or insightful comments. |
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You Are Not a Dumb American |
 You may continue reading IMAO for educational purposes, but don’t comment, lest your inferior knowledge endumben the rest of us. |
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You Are an Average American |
 In the future, please avoid IMAO and voting booths. |
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You Are a Dumb American |
 Flee from this place lest we punch you in your dumb monkey face and taunt you a second time. |
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You Are Nancy Pelosi |
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So… how did you do?
100% Smart American
I wonder if these will be the same questions on that new show that sees if you are smarter than a 5th grader
I’m a smart American.
And I’m not even an American – I mean I live in America – but I wasn’t born here, and I’m still only a Permanent Resident…
Don’t worry, I came here legally… from Canada.
My mommy always said I was smart, but I didn’t know IMAO was going to think so too…
Here’s to giving a crap about the gov’t.
I’m a Smart American…from Australia…living in France.
I Are Smurt.
7/10, and I’m a furriner.
I can keep posting. Bwahahaha.
Witty. That’s a riot.
As a Smart American, I now have full authorization to make witty and/or insightful comments.
I’ll start any day now….
10/10, yep. I’m a smart one.
8/10 But I’m having some back pain so that could account for it. Or there are some things I just don’t know/have forgotten. When you get to be my age one of the first things to go is memory….
Maybe I should take the history quiz. Could be fun! Where am I again.
AAIIIEEEE!
MY EYES!
It’s the Wicked Witch of the West!
Quick, gimme water!
me’s a smart ‘merkin…
but then, you knew that already because i’ve told you many times…
8 out of 10. but where was the question about the first president to be impeached? I think I know that one.
10 out of 10. The questions were so easy, though, that I bet even some victims of public educaiton could get many of the right.
I’m smart, of course–otherwise I’d be in Iraq in the military!
Even before I clicked for the results I knew I got 100%. I think anyone who missed any of those questions should be forced to spend 400 hours watching speeches by Ronald Reagan and episodes of America Rock.
I would send them back to school, but that’s where the problems started, n’est pas?
10/10 maybe I will get that upgrade to Brian the Somewhat Nifty after all.
it didn’t tell me how many out of 10 i got right but it told me i’m a smart american. i’m pretty sure i got 10/10. i do appreciate you changing the spelling of “you’re” to be the correct “your” when you did your results pictures, Harvey.
I am a smart republican
Wait, I mean American…
Then again, all true Americans are Republican
I can’t believe the DUmmies & KosKids haven’t shown up yet, bragging about their Pelosi scores…
I’m confused.
My test results came back negative. Does that mean I took the test wrong?
10/10, except that the first question really doesn’t have a correct answer listed. 1776 is the year of the Declaration of Independence, not the year of the Revolution, which extended from 1775 to 1783.
Then again, maybe I’m just nit-picking…
Sir Andrew, the reverse is not always true though. Not all Republicans are true Americans. Needs I mention the Reps that were wanting to go along with the Iraq War censure? Gorram Traitorous bastiches.
10 out of 10 after I finally figured out that they were asking what decade the War of Northern Aggression happened.
I got 8/10, so I went back and changed one answer, and got…. 8/10 again….
I don’t know, sarahk…I thought the “and you’re opinions are probably well informed” was quite the delicious irony.
And IllTemperedCur, I don’t think you’re nit-picking. That bugged me, as well. My thought taking that was, “Where’s the correct answer of ‘The year the Declaration of Independence was signed’?”
Yes, another foreigner gets the Smart American Award. I think I got 10/10 but like sarahk didn’t see my score. Hope I can still comment!
BTW, if you’d like to learn more about Canada (and who wouldn’t) read this:
http://www.blogthings.com/canada.html
I would have had 10/10, but for one question. I hate the Delaweenies.
Canada? Gay men and hairy women…no thanks! eh?
I got ‘Smart American’ which isn’t bad since I’m not American.
But I do know all.
10 out of 10 makes you smart? You oughtta be able to answer these questions coming out of anesthesia…
I assume I got 10/10, but I also was given no score other than that I’m A Smart American.
also was bugged at the 1776 question, but I completely skimmed over “you’re”
I knew I’d get the first state question right… we spent half a year in 5th grade learning Delaware’s history.
I correctly answered the other questions too, though. I mean, seriously though, how could you miss more than two of those questions (even if you went to public schools!)?
Although I got them all right, I’d be willing to excuse getting the questions wrong about “first state” and “what does D.C stand for”, since those are more location-specific, and less important in terms of knowledge of the US in general.