I’ve made some progress in my project to nuke the virtual moon in Second Life.
I acquired a parcel of land on SoHo Island for my weapons development program.
Since it’s kind of hard to build a fully-functional nuclear-capable space missile without people noticing, I needed a way of concealing a 90-meter multistage delivery vehicle.
The obvious choice:

A 100-meter tall clock tower made entirely of matzoh and jelly sealant.

The four clockfaces represent the four major time zones of the United States. I thought about having one for the moon’s time zone, but what’s the point – it’s going to get nuked, right?
I figure that when I get a decent fuel source for the missile, I’ll target the virtual moon and let this sucker rip.
Spacemonkey’s working on the formula, but all we come up with is “some of them wicked moonshine” each time that leaves us dizzy, blind, and married to our cousins when we sober up.
Until then…

Might as well throw some traffic to my evil master, FrankJ, right?
I’ll post some interior shots of the clock tower with the missile concealed inside in a few days.
Gotta get the hot tub filled with matzoh ball soup delivered and installed first.

Oh, and in order to convince people I’m not a part of the Global Zionist Conspiracy, I am in disguise as a wind-up elderly midget butler who occasionally puts a pumpkin over his head.
Why? Because nobody ever suspects the wind-up elderly midget butler who occasionally puts a pumpkin over his head!