30 years ago, John Edwards discovered the wonders of Crisco, and now he won’t use anything else.
For his Mom’s pecan pie recipe.
What did you THINK I was talking about?
Bonus Facts from Jim:
John Edwards knows what it’s like to rough it. One time at band camp, he forgot his favorite brush and was stuck using his backup one for two weeks.
It is a well-known myth that Eskimos have dozens of words for “snow”. It is a little-known fact that John Edwards has dozens of words for “pedicure”.
Bonus Facts from Silicon Valley Jim:
John Edwards is envious of two things about George W. Bush:
1. He’s President of the United States
2. He can twist the lids off jars by himself.
lol Loved the twisting lids one.
John Edwards has to brace himself when he uses a remote control.
What he does, though, after he sits in Mom’s pecan pie will shock and horrify you and form the basis for a long-lasting series of underground art films.
At Obama headquarters, they’ve started a vicious whispering campaign that John Edwards is the shadowy Maytag Despairman.
When in a fight, John Edwards floats like a butterfly and stings like…a butterfly.
When in a fight, John Edwards floats like a butterfly and stings like…a butterfly.
Of course you could also say “One time, at band camp…” and just leave it like that.