When confronted with a full-sized Kraft Jet-Puffed marshmallow, John Edwards long ago resigned himself to having to break out the electric carving knife.
5 Comments
John Edwards IS a full-sized Kraft Jet-Puffed marshmallow.
When confronted with a full-sized Kraft Jet-Puffed marshmallow, John Edwards long ago resigned himself to having to break out the electric carving knife.
And a two-wheeled cart, of course.
Of course, Elizabeth helps him hoist that heavy thing up…and plugs it in for him…and steadies his hand as he cuts it…and holds the marshmallow in its place…and…and…
Son of Bob,
“Actually, he prefers to sit back and try to look pretty while the men do the carving.”
He’s thinking “Hmmm, white meat or dark meat today?”
When confronted with a full-sized Kraft Jet-Puffed marshmallow, John Edwards long ago resigned himself to having to break out the electric carving knife.
John Edwards IS a full-sized Kraft Jet-Puffed marshmallow.
When confronted with a full-sized Kraft Jet-Puffed marshmallow, John Edwards long ago resigned himself to having to break out the electric carving knife.
And a two-wheeled cart, of course.
Of course, Elizabeth helps him hoist that heavy thing up…and plugs it in for him…and steadies his hand as he cuts it…and holds the marshmallow in its place…and…and…
Actually, he prefers to sit back and try to look pretty while the men do the carving.
Son of Bob,
“Actually, he prefers to sit back and try to look pretty while the men do the carving.”
He’s thinking “Hmmm, white meat or dark meat today?”