I know what you’re thinking. “Frank! You suck! The only reason I come to IMAO anymore is out of a morbid curiosity of whether there is any end to the depths of your suckitude. If it weren’t for me still confusing Harvey’s posts for yours, you’d seem completely worthless.”
Harsh, but fair.
Anyway, I will finish Hellbender — this I vow! — but it will be on hiatus for a little bit longer. And so this doesn’t end up like the second season of Lost, I’m going to wait until I have a few chapters ready to go until I put anymore up.
Keep strong.

What does this have to do with Ron Paul?
I swear on all that is awesome that if you don’t finish Hellbender this time, bad things will happen to you – very bad things involving you chained naked to a post surrounded by hippie-monkey hybrids (a little redundant, yes, but I will make it happen!).
So if Harvey is Frank and Frank’s posts are better than Harvey’s, I conclude that… my head hurts.
“Harsh, but fair.”
OK, you got me Harvey. I laughed out loud for that one.
My mother used to call me by my brothers’ names. She’s dead now so I think she sometimes sends me my brothers’ dreams. That would explain why they’re so weird, wouldn’t it?
Seriously, I need to know the answer. Post it here by 6 PM, k?
GREAT! My suck-o-meter just exploded. I can’t even quantify suckitude anymore. Thanks!
P.S. HELLBENDER
FrankJ:
You DID read my mind! Amazing.
Peace,
Monkey Faced Liberal
P.S. Based on your recent posts, I am guessing you are no longer feeling so confident in your “For the Record” post stating that if the Democrats nominated Obama, McCain would win in a landslide.
Can you officially acknowledge you were wrong on this? Or is your fragile ego too delicate for you to admit you were wrong?
Nancy Pelosi: “This will be the most ethical conress, ever.”
Harry Reid: “The war is lost”
Frank J.: “Anyway, I will finish Hellbender — this I vow!”
Teh suk is strong in this one.
Epic fail Frank, Epic fail.
P.S how about a new In My World? They usually bring the funny.
Teh Hellbender is worth teh waiting! Take your time Frank, these plebes don’t appreciate your Art.
Hi. Long-time reader, but this is my first comment here. I agree with #9.
More IMW, please!
Frank! You suck! The only reason I come to IMAO anymore is out of a morbid curiosity of whether there is any end to the depths of your suckitude. If it weren’t for me still confusing Harvey’s posts for yours, you’d seem completely worthless.
And when are you gonna post more ‘Ronin thought of the day’ posts!
Don’t con us, Frank. Doug’s down the hatch, Charlene is one of the Others, and Lulu and the boring guy are just red herrings.
#7, you better apologize for grouping Frank in with those lying, traitorous, scumbag Democrats (but I repeat myself…) or ninja monkeys will be sent to bring you to justice!!!
Wow, shock and amazement. HELLBENDER is a victim once again to Franks inability to focus for more than a week. Seriously take your ritalin so you don’t get distrated so easily.
hey frank. Can you just email me when the new chapter is up so I don’t have to keep cheeking if it’s here? thanx.