Obama supporters are starting to get Ronulan weird: Some of them are legally changing their middle names to Hussein to show solidarity with Changey McHoperson. If his cultish supporters want to show solidarity where they think Obama may be attacked, here are a few other suggestions:
WAYS TO SHOW SOLIDARITY WITH OBAMA
* When important family matters needs your decision, vote “present.”
* If you’re ever caught in a lie, blame those most devoted to you for the error.
* Never do anything significant and demand a huge promotion at work.
* Whenever anything goes wrong, immediately throw one of your friends or family members under the minivan.
* Look down on others despite being a completely worthless person yourself.
* Hang out with racists and other scumbags until challenged on it and then claim ignorance of the controversy.
* Send your friends to attack the military service of opponents.
* Insult people with real principles behind their backs.
* Change your positions daily to what seems most popular at the time. Back this up by generally making mealy-mouthed, non-statements about important issues.
* Marry someone angry and bitter who takes all of her blessing for granted.
* Talk in general bromides, and never back it up with any actions.
* Hint to your dislike of the country, but get really bitchy if it’s brought up.
* Just generally be a sniveling coward.
Wow! That sounds like a lot of democrats I know anyway. Who knew they were showing solidarity with Obama all this time? I just thought they were lousy human beings.
HOLY MOLY!!!1!!!
Mark your calendars. 7/1/2008 is a most momentous day.
Now I could be wrong, but I think this is the first post ever by FrnakJ with no misspellings!!!
Does this mean I have to call him FrankJ now?
Protect yourself from criticism by accusing others of you own faults.
For example: insist that anyone who questions your patriotism is unpatriotic – or claim that anyone who points out your own practice of racism is a racist.
For character assassination work, keep your own hands clean and hire a toady.
Can anyone tell me WHAT THE HELL Obama actually stands for (other than raising taxes to LBJ-ish levels).
I had to read your headline again before I realized that the list is NOT a playbook for the Obamessiah hisself.
Welcome all Marxists, socialists, and communists with open arms.
This anti-American Halfrican cannot win, folks. What Liberals have already done to our country, expect 100-times-Worse under a President BHO.
This is what I wrote on my blog:
When I think about Obama becoming President, I get physically sick with worry. Frank J seems to have a piece on the O’Zombies that, while written tongue in cheek, seems to have a LOT of truth to it. Frank J is good at doing that! Thanks Frank.
Bruce B, I recommend a little less tongue when kissing ass next time 😉
D-Rock hit it right away – I think hardcore democrats have been doing this for years. They just smell their own with B-Ho.
I was going to do a research paper on the next 30 years of trends in politics, demographics, technology, international politics, economics, all that fun stuff. I can’t. 2008 is WAY too pivotal. We have this election with such a hard contrast between Carter 2.0 and McCain. We also have the situation with Iran that CANNOT be business as usual much longer, with all the repercussions ANY resolution would incur. Israel bombing? Scud counter-strike? Would they attack US bases in Iraq for bad measure? Would we be smart enough to distribute ourselves before that could happen, rather than have a Pearl Harbor with far higher casualties? Then what would the US do, and with what? Yet the alternative makes that the easy way out.
At the same time, taking out Iran’s economy would go a LONG way towards eliminating terrorism. Pity so many Iranians are good people – it’s hard to get mad a 80 percent of them just because the rest are such bastards.
Back to O’Mama for a sec – his stated policies on NASA, missile defense, and the economy could best be summed up as “you know that progress the US has been doing for 230 years? Nevermind. Let’s play Europe!” It’s unimaginable that someone could be under any illusion of anything remotely resembling the word Patriotism when one has explicitly stated that he intends to piss away 50 years of technology development and infrastructure in the name of the nanny state.
Can anyone tell me WHAT THE HELL Obama actually stands for
Frank, none of these are as funny as:
* Change your middle name to Hussein
Isn’t this carved into stone over the DNC HQs?