Theme Song

Our new movement needs a theme song. I know someone suggest Johnny Cash’s “God’s Gonna Cut You Down”, and I think that is pretty good. The obvious idea, though, is the theme song to Team America. And I always like Drowning Pool’s “Bodies”. What other suggestions do you have?

179 Comments

  1. Personally, I’m partial to this as a prospect for your new theme song: G.W.F.Y.U.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA-pWKRyyG8

    I just stumbled (because I’m drunk and waving a gun) across your site upon the recommendation from a friend of mine over at To The Point http://www.tothepointnews.com

    I gotta tell you, I love it here, too.

    I can tell I am among friends and fellow right-wing gun nuts. If you don’t mind, I think I’ll stay a while.

    Cheers!
    Mitch Rapp

  2. The chorus of Creeping Death.

    BTW, if the DU crowd gets called DUmmies, are we now RUmmies? I’d love to litter the streets with corpses and business cards reading: “These hippies choked the the RUmmie Strangler!!”

    I have two big dogs, even. It’d be an exaggeration to call either of them Chomps, though. More like “Licks” and “Wags”. But I’m sure Obama will eventually piss them off bad enough to turn to the dark side.

  3. I could go with
    * Knock you out
    * The Devil went down to Georgia (Obama went down to Georgia he was lookin’ for some money to steal…)
    * Theme song to The A-Team
    * Don’t fear the reaper
    or
    * You’ve got a friend by James Taylor

  4. No troll here. I swear upon the graves of Edmund Burke and John Moses Browning. While I violated the rules of decorum by throwing down someone else’s website, my only intention was to establish my bona fides with you as true conservative.

    Scout’s Honor.

    – Mitch Rapp

  5. Lordi’s “Blood Red Sandman” (I’ve always believed that as Conservatives we should embrace the fear the left has for us.)
    Gravedigger’s “The Terrible One” (A song about a strongman rising in the midst of chaos to restore order in a rather brutal but nesscary way.)
    Carfax Abbey’s “Right as Reign” (It maybe a little too brutal but hell it’s catchy.)
    Gothminister’s “The Calling” (Rallying the troops with Norwegian goth metal.)
    Korn’s “Its Me Again” (Maybe a little too appropiate…)

    Any of those would kick-ass, let us know of your choice Frank J.

  6. If we use the Battle Hymn of the Republic, we have to use the cool original one that ends with “As he died to make men holy, let us die to make men free” instead of the pansy-ass new version that says “As he died to make men holy, let us live to make men free.”

  7. * The James Bond Theme – wenching, drinking, and shooting commies, all to a swank brass section.
    * The Imperial March – choking smelly space hippies and dancing teddy bears with the power of one’s mind.
    * anything Fred Thompson sings in his shower.
    * The one that goes “From the halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli…”
    * “Gonna Fly Now” and “Eye of the Tiger” – risin’ up!

    I’m putting together a playlist right now. It will be listed on the iPod as “face-rocking”. I just hope that FRED! doesn’t shoot me for trying to get a tape of him singing in the shower.

  8. Thanks Rick – I should have specified that myself. But then again, to REAL conservatives, is there any other version we would prefer? If there is one single cause on Earth worth dying for, it’s to free yourself or your fellow man from bondage. Only a liberal would think that ideal is ‘too confrontational’ for a patriotic song.

  9. OH – and “The Shot Heard ‘Round the World” from the old Schoolhouse Rock. We need to raise our kids right. We can just sing “hippie” or “commie” instead of “British.” But keep the ending:
    God Bless America, let freedom ring!

  10. Nightfly: “The one that goes “From the halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli…”

    That’s the Marine Corps Hymn there buddy. I’ll let that one slide, but be warned, a lot of other jarheads will go upside your head for forgetting that 🙂

  11. The Trooper, Iron Maiden

    The Rage, Judas Priest

    Never Say Die!, Black Sabbath

    Battery, Metallica

    We’ve Only Just Begun, The Carpenters

    Some Stupid Tomorrow, Type O Negative

    Perfection or Vanity, Dimmu Borgir (no lyrics, it would just be an awesome theme song for the Republican Underground)

  12. No troll here. I swear upon the graves of Edmund Burke and John Moses Browning.

    Burke?! Browning?! A ‘tard troll ain’t smart enough to throw that in, either that or you gotz some mad google skilz! Either way…no need for pistols at dawn. I withdraw the insinuation.

    # Jimmy says:
    …FormerHostage’s sniffer.

    That’s not a euphemism is it?

  13. How about the marching song the Wicked Witch’s guard sang in the Wizard of OZ? We can march down the street in step with a stuffed winged monkey on a pole at the front while singing….


    Ohhh weee ohhh.
    Weeeeee oh.

    Or we just get a bunch of leather shields and short spears like in the movie Zulu and do that battle chant but instead of “Zulu” we chant “Reagan”


    *thump*
    *thump*
    Reagan
    *thump*
    *thump*
    Regan

  14. Cyndi Lauper “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”
    Warren Zevon “Werewolves of London”
    The Who “Won’t Get Fooled Again”
    ABBA “Dancing Queen”
    Queen “Bicycle”
    Steppenwolf “Born to Be Wild”
    The Beatles “Tax Man”
    The Beatles “Back in the U.S.S.R.” wait…that’s Obama’s theme song…never mind that one
    J. Geils Band “Centerfold”

    I’m good with any of those.

  15. The 1812 Overture, finale. It has freakin’ cannons and church bells in it, if performed properly. The song was written in celebration of the Russians beating back the French (#1 positive – beating the French), we get freedom of worship with the church bells (#2 positive), and we get freakin’ cannons (#3, 4, and 5 positives). This song allows us to blow stuff up! Blowing stuff up set to classical music is made of awesome – just look at Caddyshack, V for Vendetta, and Mythbusters as proof.

  16. Anything that isn’t country. Country music, while often patriotic, would make us sound too much like the Rhinos.

    Maybe Iron Man, but with no words. Or “They Came to Pluck The Rooster” since we ain’t gonna die, and more then a few of us probably have machine guns squirreled away.

  17. While most of us definitely aren’t worthy of this one (and I must admit, it always makes me cry):
    Ballad of the Green Berets – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH4-tOqLH94

    Now You’re A Man (from Orgazmo) – probably not appropriate, but it just rules! – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw

    Hail and Kill – Manowar – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjhNWAo6DN8

    Battle Hymn – Manowar – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2bnKeUvKG0&feature=related

    Invincible – Pat Benatar – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJLCypVk1uQ

    BHotR is always great. We need to PREVENT our nation’s theme from being Barry McGuire’s “Eve of Destruction,” and have to hope it doesn’t come down to Leonard Cohen’s “The Partisan” to fight off socialism.
    Rebel Yell by Billy Idol, maybe.

    ANYTHING Twisted Sister would be good, because Dee Snider stood up to Tipper Gore on behalf of free speech and against censorship. So did John Denver, but none of his songs are sufficiently defiant, even though he did a nice job defying the PMRC. And the aforementioned Dimmu Borgir did a good cover of “Burn in Hell.” ANYTHING Manowar would be good, too.

    Our theme had better not ever be the theme from “Robin Hood: Men in Tights.”
    The Batman theme might be good – not the old one, though. That’s even cheesier than Manowar, which is a hard feat to accomplish.

    We also need a theme movie! Team America comes to mind, of course.

  18. I agree with TFM. “We’re Not Gonna Take It”, Twisted Sister.

    There are a few Hard Rock Christian songs that may work:
    “Rebirthing” by Skillet

    “Fireproof” or “Bring Me Down” or “For the Love of the Game” or “Throwdown” by Pillar

    “Game On” by Disciple.

  19. Doomsayer – Argyle Park
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MYuDXgOG34 – live, so hard to see and understand. Studio version kicks @ss.

    Or Violent- Argyle Park
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9eiszD0RZM&feature=related – studio, with Jurassic Park footage.

    The GWFYU link earlier made me laugh so hard that the cat on the back of my office chair started hissing at me. I swear, if I never hear that song again, five years from now I’ll be arguing with a liberal and it will pop into my head and brighten my day.

    There was a skit on Almost Live like 20 years ago called “Protest Songs of the Eighties”, where they sang a brief song called “I saw Jesus Heading for Hollywood and Boy Was He Pissed”.

    Maybe something off “How Freedom Sounds” by Red State Update.
    http://www.myspace.com/redstateupdatesongs
    I’m partial to “Get yer @ss outta my store, hippie”, though I’ve not bought the CD to hear the full song yet.

    All told, the Team America or Johnny Cash options Frank originally mentioned seem best, but you gotta at least consider a song with the words @ss and hippie in it.

  20. “Megalomaniac” by Incubus always plays in my head now when I see Obama:

    Hey megalomaniac
    You’re not Jesus
    Yeah, you’re no f***ing Elvis
    Special, as you know yourself, maniac
    Step down
    Step down

  21. I’ve always been inspired by the theme song to Gilligan’s Island. After all, if not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow (USA) would be lost. Oh, and there’s hot babes and a happy ending to!

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  23. Correct me if I just missed it, but 82 comments and no one’s thought of the Firefly theme song? What kind of underground are you guys? I know, it’s not totally bad*ss or anything, but really…

  24. I can’t believe nobody else has suggested The Battle of New Orleans yet.

    “…they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
    and they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn’t go…”

  25. I think PETA would get after us and be amazingly offended and vocal when we used the alligator as a cannon (someone else can powder his behind, TYVM). That makes The Battle of New Orleans a GREAT choice!

  26. Genesis – “The Knife”

    Tell me my life is about to begin
    Tell me that I am a hero,
    Promise me all of your violent dreams
    Light up your body with anger.
    Now, in this ugly world
    it is time to destroy all this evil.
    Now, when I give the word
    get ready to fight for your freedom
    Now –

    Stand up and fight, for you know we are right
    We must strike at the lies
    That have spread like disease through our minds.
    Soon we’ll have power, every soldier will rest
    And we’ll spread out our kindness
    To all who our love now deserve.
    Some of you are going to die –
    Martyrs of course to the freedom that I shall provide.

    I’ll give you the names of those you must kill,
    All must die with their children.
    Carry their heads to the palace of old,
    Hang them high, let the blood flow.
    Now, in this ugly world
    break all the chains around us,
    Now, the crusade has begun
    give us a land fit for heroes,
    Now –

    Stand up and fight, for you know we are right
    We must strike at the lies
    That have spread like disease through our minds.
    Soon we’ll have power, every soldier will rest
    And we’ll spread out our kindness
    To all who our love now deserve.
    Some of you are going to die –
    Martyrs of course to the freedom that I shall provide.

    We are only wanting freedom
    We are only wanting freedom
    We are only wanting freedom
    We are only wanting freedom
    We are only wanting freedom
    We are only wanting freedom
    We are only wanting freedom

    — WE HAVE WON —

  27. Country music has a several good ones. Start with “Proud to Be an American” by Lee Greenwood, since lefties are, almost, by definition, ashamed to be Americans. There’s “Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue” by Toby Keith, “Where the Stars and Stripes and the Eagle Fly” by Aaron Tippin (that one was mentioned by that obnoxious fat Canadian chick in her column a month or so ago). Irving Berlin’s “God Bless America” has the advantage of getting God into it, and the fact that it was written by an immigrant makes it even more meaningful.

  28. Anybody going by the handle of Mitch Rapp does not have to explain their conservative credentials to me. I’ve read the books.

    “Iron Man,” “Back in Black,” “We’re Not Gonna Take It,” all great choices. I’m trying to think of something original and non-regionally specific here…

    “Revolution,” The Beatles. Yeah, I know, The Beatles were hippies that needed to be punched in the face, but hear me out:

    “You say you’ve got a real solution, well you know, we all want to see the plan” (isn’t this what “The Messiah” and his bunch have been claiming? They have the solution…and we’ve been saying “show it to us.” They have yet to do this).

    “You say you’ll change the constitution, well you know, we’d all love to change your head” (yes, we need to spread a path of death, destruction, and lower taxes, but winning a few hearts and minds along the way can’t hurt).

  29. You kids with your Genesis and Hip Hop. Lest we forgt Punk Rock’s own three chord wunderkind – Johnny Ramone.

    This Ain’t Havana

    by The Ramones (this one had to be written by Johnny or maybe Joey had smoked a lot of dope and then read the fountain head or Russell Kirk or something – but is probably one of the few conservative punk rock songs, and I am sure Johnny would approve its use in the nascent conservative resistance).

    I had no advantage over you.
    There was troubles and I had em too.
    Just cause youre so stung out.
    Dont mean it cant work out.

    Ba-ba-banana, this aint havana.
    Do you like bananas, ba-ba-bananas.

    Say youre a victim of society.
    You ask them for your mercy.
    Just like the cats in the garbage cans.
    Whens their time coming, man.

    You better offer some resistance.
    You better give up on my insistence.
    Things happen overnight.
    You dont give up without a fight.

    Ba-ba-banana, this aint havana.
    Do yo like bananas, ba-ba-bananas.

    You say youre poor and uneducated.
    You aint gotta chance cause youre hated.
    Youre on your way to lifes promotion.
    You hinder it with emotion.

    Ba-ba-banana, this aint havana.
    Do yo like bananas, ba-ba-bananas.

  30. Bolt Thrower – Entrenched

    Devastated, through broken promises and lies
    The scars lie deep now, burning from inside
    Cut through broken promises and lies
    Intense resentment now will thrive

    Instinctively – as you feel the anger rise
    As the pressure builds hatred fills the mind

    Overpowering – gripped within the jaws of defeat
    Under attack – no organised retreat
    Trapped within the jaws of defeat
    Won but lost – the misery complete

    When least expected – with the element of surprise
    Silent and swiftly – another taken life

    Violated & breached are all defensive lines
    The enemy has victory in sight

    Within the moment
    When all seems lost
    In retaliation
    Eradicate the past

    In defeat triumphant
    In the face of massed adversity
    In a world of compromise
    ….Some don’t.

  31. Oh…and NOTHING redeeming came out of the 80’s! NOTHING! Not one song! Nada! Zilch! It was the era of gag…disco…and sluts like Madonna who have that airy non singing voice that carries over to today where they sing exactly 4 notes over and over and over and over again and shleps go out and buy this crap just like they buy RAP which is another story!!!!

  32. Theme song from Shaft “whacka jacka whacka jacka” who’s the coolest dude in town…whacka jacka whacka jacka Frank J. whacka Jacka whacka jacka who’s the biggest dick around whacka jacka whacka jacka Frank J….whooo whooo

  33. Hazel’s right – Firefly’s theme belongs in the top five.

    Without saying too many things that would make my identity tracable to trolls, that was a bit of a theme song for me a few years ago. Basically I lost a marriage, a father, and gained some limited fame in rocket science all at the same time.

  34. “Taps”, until inauguration day;
    “They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Ha Ha” as a commentary on the leftist policies; and
    I agree with Lee Greenwood’s “Proud To Be An American”. Always chokes me up with pride for this country.

  35. I’ve got it! It doesn’t exist yet, but it’s Manowar with guest vocals by Dee Snider singing Battle Hymn of the Republic, then transitioning into We’re Not Gonna Take It (with some hail, hail, hail and kill! interjected as appropriate), and then, just as the music starts to fade, the theme from Team America: World Police takes over, with the very ending being the part of the 1812 Overture with the cannon, and the cannon is the alligator from The Battle of New Orleans who lost its mind.

    Or is it I whose mind is lost?

  36. Just this morning I was thinking about a theme song for the Obama presidency and immediately thought of “Head Like A Hole” by Nine Inch Nails. The following line is surely directed at his minions:

    “Bow down before the one you serve;
    You’re going to get what you deserve.”

    Now a couple of people have recommend songs by MegaDeth for the Republican Underground’s theme song, to which I will add:

    1. Anarchy in the U.S.A.
    2. Symphony of Destruction
    3. The Disintegrators

    This is the music you want when you switch to full-auto.

    “The slayer’s arrived
    On a black horse of steel
    Trouble is coming
    Hell on two wheels
    Hide in the shadows
    Awaiting defeat
    Or live by the sword
    And choose to be free

    We say retribution
    We say vengeance is bliss
    We say revolution
    With a cast iron fist

    Coming down the road
    Watching every move
    Kicking in the doors
    Taking what we choose

    Anarchy’s coming to town
    A fiery invader
    Burning it down to the ground
    The Disintegrators…”

  37. One Hundred Twenty-Third!

    Wow, now that’s a lot of traffic, and no trolls either. Maybe this is what we needed to energize the Republicans: a theme song and status as the opposition party.

  38. Thanks, Joseph. That’s the idea.

    I also use “islamsucks” from time to time. It tends to have the same introductory effect. I generally don’t have to explain where I stand on the issue.

    Cheers!
    Mitch Rapp

  39. I still think that we should go with Joe Espisito’s “You’re the Best” (around). You know from the Karate. “Fight til you drop, never stop, until you reach the top, you’re the best in town, listen to that sound,…You’re the best around…

    Okay will whatever, punch hippies.

  40. Stick to “The Man” only different song. Johnny Cash, “Walk the Line”. ‘Cause that’s what we need to do. Our conservative principles have to be the love of our lives and we have to “Walk the Line”.

  41. Geez……….too many to pick from….

    I’m for anything that’s NOT country. I think something metal/heavy guitar rock or punk is the way to go. It’s much more in your face, loud and anthemy.

    Will the be a separate site for the movement? I mean, if this is a serious effort, it should be separated from a satire site…don’t ya think?

  42. Just thought of Merle Haggard’s The Fighting Side of Me.
    I hear people talkin’ bad,
    About the way we have to live here in this country,
    Harpin’ on the wars we fight,
    An’ gripin’ ’bout the way things oughta be.
    An’ I don’t mind ’em switchin’ sides,
    An’ standin’ up for things they believe in.
    When they’re runnin’ down my country, man,
    They’re walkin’ on the fightin’ side of me.
    Yeah, walkin’ on the fightin’ side of me.
    Runnin’ down the way of life,
    Our fightin’ men have fought and died to keep.
    If you don’t love it, leave it:
    Let this song I’m singin’ be a warnin’.
    If you’re runnin’ down my country, man,
    You’re walkin’ on the fightin’ side of me.

  43. Primordial – Empire Falls

    A cold wind is blowing
    Through the graves it is blowing
    And it bares a poisoned tongue
    And the foul breath of deceit

    I am my fathers son
    And his deeds
    Cannot be undone… be undone

    You trade in his blood
    Writing your history
    In the sacrifices of the dead

    Where is the fighting man?
    Am I he?
    You would trade every truth
    For hollow victories

    Every empire will fall
    Every monument crumble
    Forgotten men who watch the centuries

    Whose silent words
    Rise up in betrayal
    We will rise up in betrayal

    Where is the fighting man?
    Am I he?
    You would trade every truth
    For hollow victories

    Every empire falls
    And the earth to ashes turn
    The lands of my birth
    Shall be my tomb

    The are the lands, the lands of my birth
    Soon to be ruins, the ruins of my past
    And when the sky should fall
    The earth to ashes turn
    Then you know they shall be my tomb

    Where is the fighting man?
    I am he
    You would trade every truth
    For hollow victories

  44. Lee Greenwood, Firefly theme, Ramones – This Ain’t Havana, what Modern-Day Estella said…
    and/or
    (how could anyone not have mentioned this yet?) Red, White and Blue by Toby Keith, but we alter the lyrics to how I always thought they should be… “put a bullet in your ass” rather than “boot up your ass”

  45. ANYTHING from “Who’s Next.”
    ANYTHING from “The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly.

    “Revenge,” by Whiskeytown. It’s an arcane choice, and thematically it has nothing to do with our situation, but it kicks ass.

  46. No way should we use REM’s “It’s the End of the World as we Know it”, they’re big fans of Obama!
    I say we either go with “Highway to Hell” by AC DC or else the theme from “Peter Gunn”.

  47. For November 4, 2008: Bad Day, by Daniel Powter

    For Sarah Palin: What A Difference You’ve Made, by Amy Grant; and You’re Beautiful, by James Blunt

    To get throught the next 4 years: I Want A New Drug, by Huey Lewis & The News

    As Rep Underground gets underway: We’ve Only Just Begun, by the Carpenters; and Feeling Stronger Every Day, by Chicago

    For money- and gun-grabbing Liberals and RINOs: They Can’t Take That Away From Me, by Gershwin

    For November 2012 (and/or the 2010 races when we take back DC): Happy Days Are Here Again; Top Of The World, by the Carpenters; and Good Riddance (to Liberalism), by Green Day

    For the Koz Kids: Still Crazy After All These Years, by Simon & Garfunkle

    For America’s Future (#87): Stars and Stripes Forever

  48. When the Bullet Hits the Bone – Golden Earring: kinda describes the current week

    Hold Your Head Up – Argent: to ease the movement into the eventual metal/goth/punk/rap/patriotic theme

    Silent Running – Mike and the Mechanics: I think we ARE the sons and daughters mentioned:

    Take the children and yourself
    And hide out in the cellar
    By now the fighting will be close at hand
    Dont believe the church and state
    And everything they tell you
    Believe in me, Im with the high command

    Theres a gun and ammunition
    Just inside the doorway
    Use it only in emergency
    Better you should pray to god
    The father and the spirit
    Will guide you and protect from up here

    Swear allegiance to the flag
    Whatever flag they offer
    Never hint at what you really feel
    Teach the children quietly
    For some day sons and daughters
    Will rise up and fight while we stood still

    Chorus:
    Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
    Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
    Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
    Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?

  49. “# PammyV says:
    November 6th, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    Geez……….too many to pick from….

    I’m for anything that’s NOT country. I think something metal/heavy guitar rock or punk is the way to go. It’s much more in your face, loud and anthemy.

    See, I thought Punk or Metal would be a good idea at first too, but then I thought “Why go with something so predictable? We should make our enemies think we are frigging insane so they don’t mess with us!” I’m thinking some dance music like, “Ride Like The Wind” by DJ Stompy, it even fits with our pro liberty message! If we want to go darker but still somewhat crazy and dancey, “Alien Nation” or “Orion Shall Rise” by Syrian have lyrics that could be used while we aren’t in power.

    Further justification for obscure Dance music: We couldn’t be called uptight anymore, and it would force the more ignorant parts of my age range, the College Students, to break their stereotypes of Republicans.

    But if we do go metal, something by Sabaton, preferably Primo Victoria, even though the band is Swedish they have a lot of songs celebrating America and it’s moral use of Military Power.

  50. Geez……….too many to pick from….

    Something by uncle Ted (Nugent)

    Yeah, a suggestion?

    Lets start narrowing it down to songs in the public doman, and/or only from conservative singers/bands.
    Heart pitched a royal hissyfit when the Republicans played “Barracuda” at the convention.

  51. Carmina Burana
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujqSTGKYLLw
    Skip ahead to 1:30 if you aren’t a classical music fan. Normally I hate opera, but this one is an exception.

    One of my all time faves…………it’s so powerful…(and I’ve even seen the opera) There’s parts, if I remember correctly, that are about new beginnings….. “oh fortuna” is one piece. kind of makes sense.

    Beyond some that had relavent lyrics, I really like this choice.

  52. #162, 4 of 7:
    Or the Robin Williams’ version for the Obamabots: “Oh thee O, Ho Chi Minh!”

    Overnight thoughts:

    This is the Time (to Remember) – Billy Joel (although it fit better before the election)
    A Little Less Conversation, A Little More Action – Elvis
    Livin’ in America – James Brown
    Rebel to Rebel – .38 Special

  53. Check this out amigos:

    Indestructible by Disturbed:

    ANOTHER MISSION
    THE POWERS HAVE CALLED ME AWAY
    ANOTHER TIME TO CARRY THE COLORS AGAIN
    MY MOTIVATION, AN OATH I’VE SWORN TO DEFEND
    TO WIN THE HONOR OF COMING BACK HOME AGAIN
    NO EXPLANTION WILL MATTER AFTER WE BEGIN
    UNLOCK THE DARK DESTROYER THAT’S BURIED WITHIN
    MY TRUE VOCATION, AND NOW MY UNFORTUNATE FRIEND
    YOU WILL DISCOVER A WAR YOU’RE UNABLE TO WIN

    I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW
    THAT I’VE BECOME
    INDESTRUCTIBLE
    DETERMINATION THAT IS INCORRUPTABLE
    FROM THE OTHER SIDE
    A TERROR TO BEHOLD
    ANNIHILATION WILL BE UNAVOIDABLE
    EVERY BROKEN ENEMY WILL KNOW,
    THAT THIER OPPONENT HAD TO BE INVINCIBLE
    TAKE A LAST LOOK AROUND, WHILE YOU’RE ALIVE
    I’M AN INDESTRUCTABLE MASTER OF WAR

    ANOTHER REASON, ANOTHER CAUSE FOR ME TO FIGHT
    ANOTHER FUSE UNCOVERED NOW, FOR ME TO LIGHT
    MY DEDICATION, TO ALL THAT I’VE SWORN TO PROTECT
    I CARRY OUT MY ORDERS WITHOUT A REGRET
    MY DECLARATION, IMBEDDED DEEP UNDER THE SKIN
    A PERMANENT REMINDER OF HOW IT BEGAN
    NO HESITATION, WHEN I AM COMANNDED TO STRIKE
    YOU NEED TO KNOW,
    THAT YOU’RE IN FOR THE FIGHT OF YOUR LIFE

    YOU WILL BE SHOWN
    HOW I’VE BECOME
    INDESTRUCTIBLE
    DETERMINATION THAT IS INCORRUPTABLE
    FROM THE OTHER SIDE
    A TERROR TO BEHOLD
    ANNIHILATION WILL BE UNAVOIDABLE
    EVERY BROKEN ENEMY WILL KNOW,
    THAT THIER OPPONENT HAD TO BE INVINCIBLE
    TAKE A LAST LOOK AROUND, WHILE YOU’RE ALIVE
    I’M AN INDESTRUCTABLE MASTER OF WAR

  54. I’m chiming in with a better one. “Push Comes to Shove” by Jackyl.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q8raEUQxQg

    Ill as a hornet, swarming around
    Your political correct world is incorrect I’ve found
    An angry young man is what I became
    The day that you got full of yourself, and now only you’re to blame

    CHORUS
    Push
    Push me on off of the ledge
    I’m standing with my toes hanging over the edge
    Not worried about a push coming down from above
    I’m ready for you
    When push comes to shove

    Look in my hands it’s not what it seems
    Touch my hands I been around touch the man
    Touch the fist that can shatter your dreams

    CHORUS

    And Jesse James Dupree would probably join us.

  55. appologies to Johnny Nash:

    I can see clearly now, McCain is gone!
    I can see all liberals in my way.
    Gone are the MSM’s that had me blind,
    It’s gonna be a Right (right) Right (right)
    Sun-Shiny day!

    I think I can make it ‘though Palin is gone;
    All of the Northeast RINO’s have disappeared.
    Here is the Movement I’ve been prayin’ for;
    It’s gonna be a Right (right) Right (right)
    Sun-Shiny day!

    Look all around, there’s nothing but Red States!
    Look straight ahead, nothin’ but Red Sta-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aates!

    I can plan clearly how to screw the libs,
    Putting my foot where it’ll do some good!
    Republican Underground is on the rise!
    It’s gonna be a Right (right) Right (right)
    Sun-Shiny Day!

  56. You know, we COULD get a bunch of Conservative/Libertarian musicians together to actually write us a theme song? Chris Pervelis from Internal Bleeding is a die-hard Reaganite. Ted Nugent is awesome. I’m not sure about Dee Snider’s politics, but I know he stood up for freedom of speech and against government censorship. Trey Parker and Matt Stone of South Park, Orgazmo, and Cannibal! The Musical are actually quite talented musically. SarahK would have to do some vocals.
    Get as many together, kinda like Dio did with the big group of metal musicians and like that awful we are the world or do they know it’s christmas or whatever it was that had all the pop singers singing something awful and sappy.

    The main thing in a theme song, to me, needs to be the defiance – maybe even to the “give me liberty or give me death” extreme of defiance. It also needs to show solidarity on the points that matter most to us, despite our individual differences on some specific issues. We need to sound like a force to be reckoned with, and we need to inspire strength and defiance in ourselves, and anything from concern to outright terror in the socialists/communists/whatever they call themselves.

  57. After four years reading this site, this is the first time nobody else said what I was thinking.

    First, Jethro Tull — Broadsword. Obviously, none of you have heard it. You would all love it. Go find it and listen.

    Second, “Smack my Bitch Up.” Don’t remember the ‘artist,’ but what a great song for the current climate.

    [That’s Prodigy, dude. -Ed.]

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