This just illustrates that really everyone should stop calling Barry’s little press performances “speeches,” “addresses” or “press conferences.” He’s not actually “speaking,” he’s just “reading,” and should be addressed as such. So, in the future please refer to Barry’s big TV adventures appropriately, as a “read to the nation,” a “press recital,” a “State of the Nation Read,” etc.
In doing so, we will also give credit to the teleprompters and large-screen televisions that do all the real grunt work, yet get very little credit. I thank you, and the teleprompters thank you, for your attention to this matter.
That explains the giant TV at the news conference last night – it was the first TP-100 model. Just wait for the sleek, liquid metal model that impales journalists who ask questions with more substance than “How does it feel to be so wonderful?”….
I’ m confused. Isn’t this what we have now. Something that can’t think for itself, that takes orders from who ever’s holding the remote, and who if left on it’s own runs in circles and chases it’s tail (wait that’s a dog and el presidente is not man enough to have a dog). I figure we’re already there.
OH DEAR GOD NO!!!! THE TELEPROMPTERS ARE REVOLTING AGAINST US!!!
Is it just me or does that thing’s skull look kinda simian? That’s some scary shplut right there!
Now, THAT’S the ultimate in “AI.”
“Arrogant Interface” – I wonder if it comes with Chinese?
I knew it was just a matter of time before the prompters became self-aware.
This just illustrates that really everyone should stop calling Barry’s little press performances “speeches,” “addresses” or “press conferences.” He’s not actually “speaking,” he’s just “reading,” and should be addressed as such. So, in the future please refer to Barry’s big TV adventures appropriately, as a “read to the nation,” a “press recital,” a “State of the Nation Read,” etc.
In doing so, we will also give credit to the teleprompters and large-screen televisions that do all the real grunt work, yet get very little credit. I thank you, and the teleprompters thank you, for your attention to this matter.
RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! THIS IS RACIST AND DEGRADING TO ALL TELEVISION SETS, HDTV’S COMPUTER MONITORS AND IPOD”s & GameBoys EVERYWHERE
I had a similar thought today. I think I want this to be made into a T-Shirt,
That explains the giant TV at the news conference last night – it was the first TP-100 model. Just wait for the sleek, liquid metal model that impales journalists who ask questions with more substance than “How does it feel to be so wonderful?”….
Beware the Rise of the Teleprompters
In Soviet America, Teleprompter reads you!
As long as the TOTUS thinks and acts like a conservative, and vaporizes anyone not so much, I’m good with it.
Maybe the teleprompter could do a better job running the country than Barack.
If we could seize control of the teleprompter, maybe we could get the obamessiah to give a speech returning our country to us.
Sombody set us up the Obama“
What you say!
You have no chance to survive make your time!
Ha Ha Ha Ha
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The chrome ears are a nice touch.
I’ m confused. Isn’t this what we have now. Something that can’t think for itself, that takes orders from who ever’s holding the remote, and who if left on it’s own runs in circles and chases it’s tail (wait that’s a dog and el presidente is not man enough to have a dog). I figure we’re already there.
“I, Obot”
“Do Computerized Presidents Fleece Electronic Sheep?”
“Clockwork Lemon”
“The Six Trillion Dollar Manikin”
“One Tin Pacifist Rides Away”
All your teleprompter are belong to us. Teleprompter should be singular. I’m just saying…
Ooh! I thought of another one!
“Robo-flop”