Soon There Will Be No Need for Organic Presidents

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  1. This just illustrates that really everyone should stop calling Barry’s little press performances “speeches,” “addresses” or “press conferences.” He’s not actually “speaking,” he’s just “reading,” and should be addressed as such. So, in the future please refer to Barry’s big TV adventures appropriately, as a “read to the nation,” a “press recital,” a “State of the Nation Read,” etc.

    In doing so, we will also give credit to the teleprompters and large-screen televisions that do all the real grunt work, yet get very little credit. I thank you, and the teleprompters thank you, for your attention to this matter.

  2. That explains the giant TV at the news conference last night – it was the first TP-100 model. Just wait for the sleek, liquid metal model that impales journalists who ask questions with more substance than “How does it feel to be so wonderful?”….

  3. I’ m confused. Isn’t this what we have now. Something that can’t think for itself, that takes orders from who ever’s holding the remote, and who if left on it’s own runs in circles and chases it’s tail (wait that’s a dog and el presidente is not man enough to have a dog). I figure we’re already there.

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