Palin is still slaughtering wolves from a helicopter. Why? Because she’s awesome.
And she doesn’t like wolves.
That’s not her only controversial pest control method. Here are some others:
* Anti-gopher bunker busting bombs.
* 50 foot tall squirrel-killing battlemech.
* Humvee for running over hippies.
* Ship mounted field mouse-killing railgun.
* Anti-weed cruise missile.
* The Mexi-Cannon.
Drooling. I want one of everything on that list. If I collect ’em all, can I be a governor too? I mean, I thought I had a Terminator for a Governor once, but his warrantee expired, and we’re waiting for that governor to be an ex-governor. And an ex-Terminator.
One of Governor Palin’s illegal moose snares near Wasilla Alaska
(Anchorage Alaska Mar. 19, 2009)-Although long outlawed in Alaska as cruel and unusual the Anchorage Daily News has obtained information about an illegal moose snare allegedly operated by Governor Sara Palin. The governor denies using these devices and claims she only hunts these magnificent animals during “moose hunting season” and with a rifle. Despite the governors claims to the contrary The Daily News has conclusive proof of the existence of this and dozens more of these illegal moose snares, known by local authorities, to be scattered about the Wasilla area. “These deadly devices are designed to look like power or telephone poles and thus blend into the surrounding area,” said an unnamed trooper spokesman who whishes to remain anonymous. “In fact,” he added, “we have almost as many of these snares here in the Wasilla area as we have marijuana plantations.” The Daily News has it on good authority that funding to build these snares was provided by the RNC in a plot with the governor to reduce the moose population so the governor would have an excuse to authorize additional aerial wolf hunting within the state. Although the governor has tried to keep this matter hushed up a full investigation is being conducted by the appropriate federal and state authorities, and will be pursued by this, your California owned Anchorage daily newapaper.
Sara
A sane person would expect a “reputable” newspaper to at least spell her name right.
After reading # 2, I have only one thing to say.
Of course, it all makes sense now. This is the smoking gun about why Bush destroyed the towers. It was all a mass destruction, so nobody would notice the RNC setting up illegal moose traps in the Alaskan wilderness. We are probably using the tens of thousands of dollars we are making off of the helicopter wolf hunts to pay for secret military operations to steel the worlds oil.
Seriously, you libs have got to stop trolling under the influence. All that weed is making you see funny things.
BTW Frank, thanks for linking to * The Mexi-Cannon.
I missed that one first time it was posted, but have seen references to it since. You’ve got a wicked evil mastermind (in the good way of course) and those illustrations are hilarious.
“The Secret to Being a Good Executive Is to Kill Things in Your Spare Time”
I don’t know about that..
Obama is killing the U.S economy in his spare time.
I don’t have a HUMVEE but my 4-wheel drive truck does a great job of running over hippies, socialist, illegals, jihadist (but they keep giving me explosive blowouts and tires aren’t cheap) and small furry things…..
Matt B — I don’t think Obama is killing the economy in his spare time. He’s set his sights on it, and is doing so all the time. The things he does in his spare time are things like appointing people to the 17 vacant Treasury dept positions, vetting candidates for his cabinet positions, telling people that the “buck stops with him,” buying a $10K swingset for far less than what anyone else could buy the same set for, deciding that our servicemen should pay for their own wounds that they received in battle… Sorry. The list goes on.
But he’s mostly concentrating on killing the economy. Thus his reason for travelling around the US, setting us up for TARP II.
You forgot her unique Caribou killing skills. She puts a plate of food out, slips into her Ghillie Suit, sneakes up to them as they are snacking and then punches them between the eyes. One punch is all it ever takes for the Governor!
To 6: No no no! Obama is killing the economy during his work time and he’s killing a concept not dangerous predators. That’s the difference.
#6: The post title clearly stipulates a Good Executive.
Maybe he could help Joe Biden get out of the street sweeper this afternoon?
My opinion of Palin would be substantially higher if she had said something like this:
“That Couric ***** can **** off.” And I don’t mean “woman” and “kiss.”
She’s not yet enough of a warrior for me. She’s too much the silent Bush type… be a good administrator while you let the mainstream media – and your own party – slaughter you.
The coming political battle will be one for the millennium with no room for media or party naivete. Nice gals finish last, too. And at the moment, she doesn’t have what it takes. Wish she did. Sorry.
if Palin hunted illegals, america hating pot smoking hippies, socialist, commie pinkos, and democrat tax cheats from a helicopter that would be awesome…..
Mexi-cannon was hilarious. spitting-coffee-on-the-computer funny! Aye Carumba!
For #2 the Anchorage Daily News is not a reputable newspaper it’s a McClatchy owned paper…. ’nuff said?
Woops i ment to say for #3. Also here is another bumper sticker a friend sent me: Obama supporters, just like zombies…but with no interest in brains.
President Palin would have ” enemy combatant ” hunts to take care of the club gitmo discussion. and a free hunting license for anyone that wants to hunt “coyote and mules” along the Mexican border.
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I’m disappointed that Palin hasn’t installed an Obot trebuchet to intercept North Korean missiles. They need to spend some more $$$ on R&D at Alaska’s universities.
FYI, I think zzyzx was spoofing the silly Obots. Although, Obots are so intrinsically silly, it’s hard to exaggerate them.
I bet Sarah makes pumpkin pie with one of These.
Russia is going to have to move out of view of her kitchen window.
Sarah Palin says, “Wolves killing our caribou? F*** that. Snipe ’em. Shoot ’em from f****n’ airplanes!”
How the hell can you not want a chick like her for president?
Palin’s more of a man than Obama and his transvestite wife combined will ever be.
I think your right, and zzyzx was a spoof that I mistook for a troll. Still like my theory though.
Ignorant flatlanders who want wolves reintroduced becuase they have seen watching junk like THE JOURNEY OF NATTY GANN,NEVER CRY WOLF and disenys version of WHITEFANG with its fruadulent disclaimer by DEFENDERS OF WILDLIFE need to havea whole pack of these critters running throught heir subuerban neighborhood so they,ll learn their not oversized doggies
#26 – FluBird,
Well, they’ll have to do Something to control the deer herd population after they confiscate all the guns.
Or I suppose they could send Green volunteers into the woods to teach the deer how to use condoms instead of letting them be eaten by wolves.
Then they could send search dogs into the woods to find the Green volunteers.
Then the search dogs could interbreed with the wolves and produce hybrids with more intelligence and keener sense of smell (Like in that old movie, Wolfen).
Or If they want a ‘shovel-ready’ solution to the deer overpopulation problem they could send the Acorn-Paid-Environmental-Sanitary-Habitat-Intervention-Technicians to dig pits lined with pungee sticks throughout the woodlands. (Jane Fonda could probably teach them how it’s done).
That’s the current popular political philosophy, right?
“We Have to do Something!”
(and when it blows up in our faces…)
“We Had to do Something!”
Sarah is also believed to have caused the telepromter failure which caused President Obama to look lost and out of place with his last speech.
Sarah can cause a democrate to go into heart failure when she walks by them too closely.
Sarah has been know to cause the devil to begin to sweat and shake when she prays.
Sarah can cause an iceberg to change course with a sweep of her arm.