When Michelle O was on Sesame Street, do you think the Count explained to her how spending doesn’t reduce the deficit?
Maybe Murtha could go on Sesame Street and be the Pork Monster. “ME WANT PORK!!”
If this Star Trek reboot is a success, maybe we should try it with the Republicans. Younger and with more explosions!
I just thought of something re liberals/conservatives: Maybe we’re both right and should stop arguing. Politics solved!
Maybe terrorists don’t hate us. Maybe they’re just immature and explosions are their way of saying they like us.
If it weren’t for Meghan McCain criticizing the GOP, we would only hear this from EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ENTIRE MEDIA.
You have to admit, Meghan McCain does give us a better appreciation for the tact of David Frum.
Oprah is so rich and successful that I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone be accused of racism for having disdain for her.
The Count explain economics? Don’t you remember he loves to run up huge numbers. I can hear him laugh MMMhhhaaaahaaa. 17 trillion dollars. Wonderful wonderful. Michelle please talk to Timmy and see if I can get a job in the treasury counting dollar bills. The Count and the whole crew are liberals. Only the Fraggles are conservatives and they were forced underground
Yeah. The Fraggles rock. *Runs from the angry anti-reference mob*
Murtha as the Pork Monster….and Barney Frank becomes Bert & Erine’s new roomate.
So exactly what the hell did Bert and Ernie ever do to you? Buggering Barney as a roommate? WOW! That’s cold!
My random thought for the day is…
* What if our ‘enemies’ delay testing Obama within six months as Biden predicted? Would that mean they’re smart and would later catch us napping?
(Ok, I gotta work Sesame Street in to it…. “…catch our Sesame Street-mentality government napping with its head up its a$$?”
JOHN MURTHA’S THEME SONG
Now what starts with the letter “P”?
“Porky” starts with “P”!
Let’s think of other things that starts with “P”!
Uh. . .Uh. . . Who cares about da other things?!
(CHORUS)x2
“P” is for Porky that’s good enough for me,
“P” is for Porky that’s good enough for me,
“P” is for Porky that’s good enough for me,
Oh! Porky, Porky, Porky starts with “P”!
Hey, You know what? The stupid redneck state I represent starts with the letter “P”.
My Depends are constantly filled with “P” but that is definitely not as good Pork.
Oh, and the moon doesn’t look like a “P” at all, but maybe if we nuke it just right…
So…
(CHORUS)
(OUTRO)
Porky, Porky, Porky starts with “P”!
Porky, Porky, Porky starts with “P”!
Porky, Porky, Porky starts with “P”!
Porky, Porky, Porky starts with “P”!
My random thought for the day: What did Nancy Pelosi not know and when did she not know it?
Sesame Street Presents: Flip that Bird! Starring President Obama. How many ways can YOU spot at home, kids?
Unites States
Conservative
Freedom
Barack Obama
One of these things is not like the others
One of these things just doesn’t belong
Can you tell which one is not like the others
Can you tell which one before we finish this song?
the Kindle says Brack Alabama! and the tech nerds on the yahoo tech page are attempting political comments about it!
Cookie Monster, not scary, Grover(monster), not scary, Telly(monster), not scary, the Count, not scary. Michelle O-bah-muhh, VERY VERY SCARY.>>> Regarding liberals/conservatives, I stopped arguing years ago, like Romulans and Vulcans, the two have become distinctly different sub-species.Taken to it’s logical conclusion,one will be renamed Morlock, the other, Eloi.
“Oprah is so rich and successful that I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone be accused of racism for having disdain for her.”
That’s because you don’t own a store filled with expensive purses, Frank. If you did, you would know, that nothing says racism like closing your doors to the public, at night time. When Oprah wants to shop, you had better let her in (closed for the night or not!)…..or you are a RACIST!
#6 G Fresh,
You know what else murtha likes that starts with “p”, thats why he is always with bwarney. I think he said something about investigating Burt and Ernie, seems like jealousy to me.
You didn’t try cashing in your free free free Kentucky Fried Oprah coupons Frank!
If Murtha becomes the Pork Monster, will he first come after Ms McCain?
If Nancy Pelosi goes on Sesame Street she’d be the Botox Monster.
Didn’t Jim Henson also do Fraggle Rock? I remember the Trash Heap. Bears a very uncanny resemblance to John Murtha.
the Trash Heap is smarter than Murtha…
“Maybe we’re both right and should stop arguing. Politics solved!”
I think you plagiarized that from “Farewell to Arms”, I.e.: “Lieutenant, why don’t we just go home and the war would be over?”
“You sound like a man who has never been conquered”