I hope CNN soon fact checks the “More Cowbell” sketch as there are huge inaccuracies in it about the Blue Oyster Cult.
Maybe CNN could team with RiffTrax and do a fact-checking commentary of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.
“CNN found no baseball team with player names like Who, What, or I Don’t Know. This was most likely propaganda based on fear of immigrants.”
CNN Fact Check: “At no point in history has England had a Ministry of Silly Walks.”
CNN Fact Check: “Bruce Dickinson was actually quite neutral on the inclusion of cowbell in songs he produced.”
CNN Fact Check: “It is unlikely a motivational speaker who lived in a van down by the river would be able to acquire those speaking jobs.”
CNN Fact Check: “Scientist still don’t understand enough about a chicken’s brain to know for certain its motivation in crossing a road.”
CNN Fact Check: Sean Connery has never been on Jeopardy and actually has high regard for Alex Trebek’s mother.”
CNN Fact Check: “There is no such job as Assistant Crack Whore, so the idea it replaced Crack Whore as world’s worst job is false.”
CNN Fact Check: “James Earl Jones is not in fact an expert on what is and isn’t CNN.”
CNN Fact Check: “It is unclear how Kramer could afford an apartment in Manhattan, bringing in to question much of the show’s premise.”
Puppy Tip: Keep your puppy away from popular bloggers who are obsessed with blenders.
Puppy Tip: “Shake well before using” is not an actual instruction on puppy care.
Puppy Tip: A puppy should be at least nine weeks old before being used in a juggling act.
Puppy Tip: Discipline and consistency are the best ways to keep your puppy from becoming disillusioned and joining a terrorist sleeper cell.
Puppy Tip: If your puppy has a prehensile tail, it may in fact be a monkey. Destroy with fire.
Puppy Tip: Exercise! A tired puppy is a puppy who can’t be plotting your murder.
Puppy Tip: Give your puppy a job to do, such as carrying a pack on a walk or guarding the entrance to the underworld.
Puppy Tip: It’s okay to be verbally abusive to your puppy as long as you do it in a happy tone.
Puppy Tip: Never make fun of your puppy’s lack of a soul.
CNN fact check of Caddyshack: (1) it is highly unlikely that a retarded groundskeeper could acquire high-powered plastic explosives, (2) it is equally unlikely that a gopher could outsmart a retarded groundskeeper armed with high explosives.
CNN fact check of Holy Grail: (1) A swallow could never carry a coconut, (2) British Knights never said ‘nee,’ (3) there is no truth to the legend of carnivorous rabbits.
CNN fact check of Animal House: This film was completely accurate. One of the greatest Dramatic depictions of college life in the 1960’s.
cnn fact check of cnn: wolf blitzer is not an animitron. wolf blitzer never attended clown college.
CNN fact check: There is no evidence of crossdressing lumberjacks, even Canadian ones.
CNN fact check: Dogs and cats do NOT live together – except in the Obama administration.
CNN Fact Check: While there is no indication that Wolf Blitzer is not smarter than a 5th Grader, there is empirical evidence that he is dumber than an actress and a comedian.
CNN Fact Check: Wolf Blitzer does not have a brother named Coyote nor a sister named Anteater.
Puppy Tip: To demonstrate what your blender can do to/for your puppy, throw in a damn cat first.
CNN Fact Check: The “actors” in “Team America” were actually puppets.
Puppy Tip: Ask NOT what your blender can do for you. Ask what your puppy can do before he gets blended.
CNN Fact Check: Barack Obama is in fact the President and doesn’t just play one on TV.
Puppy Tip: If you only get your news from the internet, do not use your monitor to house train your puppy.
Puppy Tip: When house training your puppy, patience is the key. Taking them outside and squeezing them like a tube of toothpaste is both cruel and illegal in most states and some parts of Texas.
Puppy Tip: Make sure your puppy takes a good dump before blending.
Puppy Tip: If giving a puppy for Christmas, do not wrap it up a few weeks before and leave it under the tree.
Puppy Tip: Do NOT give a puppy to an NFL quarterback whose last name rhymes with Dick.
CNN Fact Check: Sharks are unable to survive on land, and lack the vocal capabilities to pose as a CandyGram delivery person.
CNN Fact Check: Cats cannot drive cars
CNN Fact Check: There is no truth to the claim that self-cleaning puppy blenders last longer than ordinary garbage disposals.
CNN Fact: The SNL News is not really a newscast like here at CNN. They try to be funny on purpose.
CNN Fact Check: We don’t believe the line that we’re objective either.
CNN Fact Check: Most Journalism majors chose that route to “make a difference” in the world…..and also because there’s no hot chicks in the Engineering Department.
CNN Fact Check: It is not true that Glenn Beck started out on CNN Live. God would not permit that to happen!
OT random news…
From The Register, “the Chicago Surrealist Movement” have started a petition…
The organisers of the petition claim that the space agency is turning unspoiled lunar wilderness into a “firing range” for space weapons, and that US “imperialists” intend to colonise the moon “without regard for ecosystems or indigenous peoples”.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/10/07/stop_nasa_bombing_the_moon/
We’re doomed.
CNN fact check: After months of research, CNN has determined that there has never been a game show titled “Jackie Rogers Jr’s $100,000 Jackpot Wad”.
CNN fact check: Jimmy Carter never became a giant due to exposure to nuclear radiation.
No, cjtony97, but his penis is very very small.
CNN check: We do, in fact, need stinking badgers.
Puppy Tip: You puppy is a stooge of the cat’s evil plan to conquer the world.
Puppy tip: If you are a blogger and your dog has puppies, you must disclose them, since they are compensation that your dog pays to you.
Whether or not disclosure will take the form of mailing some of their droppings to the FTC is yet to be determined.
CNN fact check: The cats are not really planning to conquer the world, they quit to go sit on a soft pillow.
Jimmy – The term “peanut farmer” has new meaning to me, now.
CNN Fact Check: Wolf Blitzer’s real name is Puppy Spritzer; an immature white whine filled with gaseous water.
CNN Fact check: Jeannie Moos was never asked to pose for Playboy.
CNN Fact Check: Flaring nostrils does not make one an expert on child crime cases.
Crimeny! Over 30 comments, and nobody did that one yet!
It’s so obvious – IMAO readers must have tremendous self-restraint. (Except for me, I guess)
CNN Fact Check: Horses are not startled when one says “Frau Bleucher”
CNN Fact Check: They did not use real bullets on A-Team
CNN Fact Check: Colonel Hogan and his men would have been killed many times over for their shenanigans.
CNN Fact Check: 100% of Americans voted in the 2008 presidential election, and EVERYONE voted for Barack Obama.
CNN Fact Check: It sounds counterintitive but an amplifier that goes up to 11 is in fact no louder than an amplifier that only goes up to 10.
CNN Fact Check: It sounds counterintuitive but an amplifier that goes up to 11 is in fact no louder than an amplifier that only goes up to 10.
yes, I am THAT stupid.
CNN Fact Check: Headline – ACORN defunded; felons, illegals, pedophiles, puppies, and the deceased, hardest hit. Woof Blitz confirms he can still vote in Atlanta, NYC, & Miami.
CNN has confirmed that the puppy blending suspect does indeed say “Ahhhhh, the paws that refreshes.” Every. Single. Time.
CNN Fact Check: Fox News has not cleaned our clock. In fact, our clock is filthy.
CNN Fact Check: No discernable difference between Keith Oberman, and Ben Affleck’s portrayal of him on SNL
CNN fact check: Jane was an ignorant slut.
CNN fact check: Gerald Ford ALWAYS said, “Live from New York! It’s Saturday Night!” after: falling down a flight a stairs; falling off of an airplane; falling off a ladder.
CNN Fact Check and Puppy tip: Dalmation puppies do make the best fur coats.
err…, ‘Dalmatian.’
Cats and dogs Do live togeather at our house, but it’s strictly platonic. At least, I’ve never caught them doing anything weird.
I can’t beleive no one has mentioned the fact that there are no documented cases of migratory birds carrying coconuts across the sea to England
CNN fact miss: In the first 45 seconds of the “go obama healthcare video” when they interviewed ‘Willie’, he said everything Conservatives have been saying from day one about the plan. Think of him as a young, short, dark skinned Sarah Palin, or watch the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvANJbu96aw
There’s a vote we should be able to count!
Hey! my dog has a soul-not much of a brain- but certainly a soul
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