Future Headline: “Conservatives Angry, Hippies Hardest Hit”
Killing all the lawyers would save us money on health care. Especially if we kill all the sickly lawyers.
If I go to a presidential speech, what should I wear to look more authoritative: a lab coat or a mortar board?
I missed it; did Olbermann win in his fight against death or is he dead now?
I bet death beat him up and gave him a wedgie on air.
I’m always going to wear a mortar board from now on so people take what I say seriously.
I just read a couple paragraphs of Olbermann’s rant and now I just want to punch him over and over in the face until my arms stop working. It was that perfect.
Wasn’t that yesterday’s headline?
Do you want to look like an evil scientist or someone who just spent four years in a drunken stupor? If you choose the latter, you may receive an invitation for a personal conversation with Vice President Biden.
The sun isn’t particularly brighter today and the birds aren’t singing, so I assume he won.
….for now.
I think you should wear a sombrero. Guys with sombreros are usually deadly and evil, so you’ll probably command more respect. And maybe a poncho.
I imagine Olbermann wandering around, screaming, “The big one, Callahan, he did this to me!”
Future Headline: “Conservatives Angry, Hippies Hardest Hit”
Okay, that’s funny.
Shouldn’t that future headline read: “Conservatives Angry, Hit Hippies Harder”?
Just the lawyers?
If I go to a presidential speech, what should I wear to look more authoritative: a lab coat or a mortar board?
I’d go with the lab coat, myself; a mortar board might just mean that you’re a professor of women’s studies or something like that. Peple with lab coats usually do something useful. Broadening the range of choices, though, I’d choose Chuck Norris’s body.
Did uberdouche actually fight death or did he chicken out and tingle of present hussein?
Motor boards look silly away from water.
Did anyone notice that the white house, at taxpayers expense of course, handed out white coats to these quacks? What did they not steal enough tonsils to buy their own?
If Frank punches a hippie and no is there to see it, does the hippie still smell?
“I bet death beat him up and gave him a wedgie on air.”
Olberman is clearly the end result of a lifetime of wedgies and bitch slaps, followed by wimpering, crying, fetal position, and finally a talk show on MSNBC. If only Liberals were taught at a young age that not acting like a fag makes the teasing stop, then they wouldn’t have to “show us all someday” and act like hateful jackasses as a result. Instead, we get Olberman, Maddow, Mathews, etc. At least it’s a good thing no one watches.
Considering the type of idiot doctor that would support Obamacare and in the process cut their own throat, those were not white lab coats, they were butcher frocks.
Oburman fought Death, but Death nearly won. In the last moments Oburman flashed his open raincoat at Death. Death froze, started laughing, and fell to the ground convulsing. The lughter and tears was too much for Death, and he could not continue the fight.
I did skim past Oburman during a commercial during Man vs. Food, a far more intellectual program. Obueman wa saying something about his naked father urinating. I DO NOT want to know any more.
The white coats at the White House were manufactured incorrectly. The sleaves were too short, an the ties in the back were missing.
They may not be doctors, but they play them at the White House
Killing all the lawyers in Congress ( and the White House)would definitely save us money.Somebody ought to pass a law or something.
High School Graduations have plenty of robes and mortar boards, plenty of dimwits there. Kindergarten ‘graduations’ now have mortar board ‘graduates’ too.
The Three Stooges looked very smirt in ‘Violent is the Word for Curly’. Probably the robes and mortar boards that fooled everyone.
Here’s my random thought….Why is it that we don’t have enough money (according to the president’s press spokesman) to fully fund the war in Afghanistan…but we DO have enough money to shoot a rocket to the moon in a search for water! I got a suggestion, why don’t we cancel the rocket to the moon and use the money we save to bring the troops home from Afghanistan, and let the Afghans go back to living the middle age’s type lifestyle they seemingly prefer. Obama’s handling of this war is beginning to look very much like LBJ’s handling of Viet Nam and I for one can foresee a new black wall in Washington in about twenty five years or so dedicated to the fifty thousand or so Americans who like the ones on the current wall died for nothing in a futile war that we finally just got tired of. Besides if the federal government needs some extra water I know where they can get it, right here in Alaska where I live. Hell we got more water than oil, and we’ve got a lot of that too. We can give the feds all they want….and they won’t have to fire a rocket at us to find it….anyway that’s my random thought
when your done punching olberman in the face till your arms get tired can I urinate on him to wake him up and ask him if hes ok?
#11 – zzyzx,
The probe (and rocket booster) have been orbiting the moon for weeks, taking photos and doing other Science! stuff.
Sending it crashing into a crater to look for water at the end of its mission is just NASA’s way of tidying up space a little bit.
Someday we’ll leave Afghanistan.
If we don’t want to go back again 10 years later we should arm all the women before we leave.
They have the most to loose if the Taliban gets their way.
They’ve had a taste of freedom now, and that’s not something anyone gives up easily.
“I just read a couple paragraphs of Olbermann’s rant and now I just want to punch him over and over in the face until my arms stop working” – FrankJ
I’d rather buy one of the big old Spanish made 1911A1 copies to beat him repeatedly about the head & face.
Just until a few minutes after he looses the ability to speak.
I would not want to risk marring any of my Colts or Ruger with the task.