If they could somehow make coffee filling, I would never need anything else.
All I hope is that after I die people look back on me and say, “You know, he really wasn’t that much of a pest.”
Iron Man is against government takeovers and for blowing stuff up. He should be the new Republican icon.
I think it would really promote Senate unity if they all organized their own flash mob YouTube stunt.
Hypocritical Harry Reid on Senate floor accused Republicans of being “disorganized” when he himself had forgotten his pants.
Coffee = liquid sleep
“I think it would really promote Senate unity if they all organized their own flash mob YouTube stunt.”
NO, NO, NO!!! The last thing we need is unity in The Senate.
They should put in a bar and a pool table. Nothing starts fights faster than booze and pool.
“They should put in a bar and a pool table. Nothing starts fights faster than booze and pool.”
Well, they probably only need the pool table.
Random thought:
As I gazed upon some unflushed toilet paper in my bathroom, I was struck by a realization. “This is how Al Gore conceives poetry.”
One thin December
A floating continent disappears
In a sea of yellow pollutants
If they could somehow make coffee filling, I would never need anything else.
I made something like that, I call it Mudder’s Coffee.
It’s got all the vitamins, proteins, and carbs of your Grandma’s best turkey dinner, plus fifteen-percent caffeine.
All I hope is that after I die people look back on me and say, “You know, he really wasn’t that much of a pest.”
You’d better hope the puppy blender isn’t the one looking back then.
MarkoMancuso is hilarious and disgusting. One vote for comment of the day.
Also, what I think would be a great sign of Senate unity would be if they all went out onto the lawn and did to themselves what they are doing to the constitution.
Those idiots are stepping on my last nerve. Idiots.
If they could somehow make coffee filling, I would never need anything else………That’s why I drink beer, it’s filling and I don’t need to drink anything else!
Mr. Mancuso: After a nightmare of a morning communicating with the IRS, reading your comment saved the day. Thank you! Your humor is priceless.
COFFEE GOOD!!!!! LIBERALS BAD!!!!!
Thought of the day: liberals in a blender.
“If they could somehow make coffee filling, I would never need anything else.”
Yes coffee, the same liquid that we’ve been warned about for years by the government as being a danger to us all…until recently, when studies have proven that coffee actually has a great many health benefits. The government track record on being right about just about anything is pretty poor.
When die I’m going to invite a bunch of Hippies to my funeral in expectation that my crew will punch each in the face to make me proud! Then they will say about me, you know what he really was a pain in the ass! That would be awesome…wait…”pain in the ass”…can that be misconstrued?
Ah jeeze Mancuso…coffee out the nose, and now I got to crap in the dark.
A mob of flashing sentors, Bad, Bad visual.
Harry Reid “forget” his pants? Isn’t that what all of the old Dem pervs say? “I forgot my pants” was a common Ted Kennedy qoute.
Tony Stark for president? It would drive the libbies crazy. A wealthy industrialist for CIC would send the hippies into a mad rush to hug the polar bears. Or Fred Thompson.
Don’t forget that Stark was FOR the registration and regulation of Superheroes and helped hunt down those who didn’t comply. So he’s for Bigger Government, but only if you wear spandex and can move things with your mind, read minds, fly, have pyrokinesis, etc. Sorry, Stark is not a good candidate based on his track record of supporting large, ineffectual, bloated government programs.
I hear Captain America is making a come-back.
Sure, he’s been officially dead for a couple of years, but that never keeps a good Super-Hero down for long.
On the positive side, it’d be nice to have a CIC who led from the front for a change.
Wolverine would be a good candidate, except for being disqualified by reason of suspected Canadianism.
Flashmob U-Tube Stunt I would most like to see: Senator Reid leading his lemmings over the precipice. “Follow Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…………..”
@ 4of7
Good call “suspected Canadianism” alone is more then enough reason to not take a chance.