The Most Powerful Senator

Who’s your favorite sitting Senator? Mine is Joe Lieberman, the most powerful Senator there is.

For all the Kos Kids screaming and biting each other and shaking their monkey cages, their greatest accomplishment so far was pushing Lieberman out of the Democratic Party and making him more powerful than ever before. Also, they changed his politics from “pro-war, but otherwise solid Democrat” to “I’ll pick whatever position makes those weird, bug-eyed Kos Kids screech the loudest”. Thus he’s the one holding up Obamacare, demanding no public option and no Medicare expansion and getting it. If he wanted a provision in the health care bill saying, “Joe Lieberman is King Awesome, and Harry Reid has a small penis,” it would go in there and be underlined. Even the White House has told Reid, “Give Lieberman all he asks for so that he might not turn against us with his terrible anger!”

If only people had listened to Karl Rove, who a couple years ago read from the ancient Book of Punditry:

“When the poo eaters try to strike down the one with the countenance of Droopy Dog, he shall grow in such power as to be able to stop the plans of the Large-Eared One.”

Rove then went on about prophecies about the “Huntress from the North”, though I still don’t know what those mean.

Anyway, all the Kos Kids can do now is stand on the sidelines, shake their tiny fists, and shout, “Jooooooo!”… until Lieberman looks their way. Then they scream and run away, burrowing into their dung hills for safety.

So, overall, I’d give the Kos Kids’ efforts to destroy Joe Lieberman a good, solid B+.

33 Comments

  1. And did Rove also write:

    When the mighty mistress, the Royal Thighness, Queen of Pelvic Thunder, shall cry tears upon the alter of the people, The One From Africa shall rise up and boil away her tears – because, Yes, He Can.

  2. From the ancient Book Of Rove as written by the Great Prophet Karl

    “And so the Obama and his minions will dessicrate the founding fathers ancient scroll and spead the gospel of Marx’s thru out the land. The “Dark Times” will begin…..”

  3. And so it is also written,

    And a great social pestilence shall spread among the peoples of The Land of The Free and they shall know monetary suffering and pay great taxes for no return while their elderly go before heinous death panels for the good of aborting mothers and their dead fetuses. And then a great wailing shall be heard across the The Home of The Brave, for the Free and the Brave shall surely rise up and smite the motherf*ckers.

  4. Wait….wait….. do I SHUN and then SMITE? Or is it SMITE and then SHUN? This is an important question we must maintain the proper decorum!

    Who am I kidding? ..KILL THEM ALL! KILL THEM NOW & THROW THIER BODIES IN UNMARKED GRAVES! SOCIALISM IS EVIL. KILL THIS PERVERSION OF OUR SYSTEM.

  5. From a MoveOn.Org Update Email
    “First, Joe Lieberman helped President Bush invade Iraq, and the Democrats in Washington forgave him. Then, he endorsed John McCain, and they forgave him again. Then, he personally attacked Barack Obama at the Republican National Convention, and still the Democrats forgave him.1

    Now, Joe Lieberman is single-handedly gutting health care reform. The time for forgiveness is over. It’s time to hold Senator Lieberman accountable. ”

    I feel this strange desire to support this man and talk about him in a positive light…is this normal?

  6. Smite, oh Terrible one. After we’re done, they’re smoted and you may shun their bodies, which is advisable. You may also shun them before if they stink, which is also advisable.

    And The Brave took up bright torches and shining swords of liberty and laid waste to the masses of Communist heathens, cutting off the polling horns of the many beasts and laying them at public places for all to see..

  7. Tell us more about the “Huntress from the North,” Rarl Kove! Will she too rise up one day SOON and lead America back to the Promised Land of milk and cookies? And when exactly do we get to “rise up and smite the motherf*ckers” who enslaveth us now?…before and after shunning them of course!

  8. @Nunya this one is just for you.

    so it was written in the ancient Book Of Rove:

    “The “Huntress from the North” along with “Fred the Wise”, “Cheney the Mighty”, the “Warrior Chuck Norris” and the “Mighty Motor City Madman” will lead the fight aganist the evil minions of Marx’s. They will have many victories and inspire many other warriors to join the fight. Stories will be told about them to the masses by the great “Hannity”, “Beck”, “O’Reilly”. The resitance will grow to become the “Army of Right” and the minions of Marx’s will be destroyed, shunned, and smited. This will be the beginning of the end of the “Dark Times”…….”

  9. And so it is also written:

    And a great warrioress, a true Huntress from the North and slayer of large mooses shall descend upon the once shining city near the swamp and lay upon it great common sense and constitutional authority while amassing her Free bretheren to Drill Here, Drill Now! And her goodness shall spread everywhere while the One From Africa shrivels and slinks before evil and is cast out. Verily, the Land of the Free and Home of The Brave shall once again dominate the Earth where Brave and Free men walk upon it slinging great axes.

  10. Joe Lieberman is never to be trusted. He has made a career of fence sitting to get attention and it keeps working with both sides putting him in the spotlight. I recall his moaning about how evil it was killing the unborn – wringing his hands publically and then, like Pontius Pilate, voted to kill the innocent.

    I also remember Old Joe dropping all his prinicples quicker than Obama can say “racist or crisis” when Al Gore annointed him VP candidate for the left.

    Joe is an Othodox Jew and needs to be congratulated for his consitency in fighting the war on terror against Israel -but that’s it. Joe will quietly vote for Obamacare when the spotlight is on that other leftist senator from Maine.

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