There’s been indication that President Obama is already gearing up for the 2012 campaign. Since I like being helpful, I thought I’d try to come up with a new slogan for him to use.
OBAMA 2012 SLOGANS
“Training wheels are off.”
“I beg of you: Let me be clear!”
“I get it now! Really!”
“Create or save the most important job of all: Mine.”
“You can’t dump me now; I haven’t finished eating my waffle.”
“You don’t want the weirdos in my cabinet loose on the street, do you?”
“This community is still disorganized!”
“All the media says I’m very smart.”
“Time to shoot for B++.”
“I did everything right; you’re just all stupid.”
“Please! They told me if I ever came back to Chicago, they’d break my knees!”
“Didn’t you see how I won in Iraq?”
“I protected you from pirates.”
“Come on! I still haven’t gotten an accomplishment!”
“Have a heart, people; you know how the job market is right now.”
“Think of my children; you know how hard it is for them to have to switch schools. Don’t hate children.”
“Next time I’m talking behind your back to elitists from San Francisco, I’ll say nice things.”
Its all still Bush’s fault.
“Remember all that change I promised and you didn’t like? This next term I promise to change everything back.”
“Racism!”
“I’ll change my name to John Galt. Will that help?”
“I’ll let Biden run things!”
“The buck does not stop here. Nay, the buck will stop in your wallet!”
Hope you don’t mind me running off with your jokes, but I see a very nice line of T-Shirts here.
Heh. I loved reading these yesterday. Here were my contributions (twitter.com/saluwe)
“I’m still not George W. Bush.”
“Seriously…Palin?”
“Vote for me and I swear this time I’ll show you my birth certificate.”
“Vote for me and I’ll bow to you.”
“Obama 2012: Now with new stain-resistant Hope and improved longer-lasting Change!”
“Obama 2012: Because I’m supposed to ride INTO town on a blazing saddle, not OUT of town.”
“Obama 2012: If I can’t get enough of me, then surely YOU can’t get enough of me, right?”
“Obama 2012: Don’t hope I fail. Again.”
“This time more Mediocrity, less Socialism. We Promise.”
“If at first you don’t succeed…”
“Obama 2012: I said, I’d rather have one “good” term than two bad ones. Did you actually think that one was good?”
1.Vote for me or I’ll raise your taxes…even more! 2.Vote for me or I’ll have a law passed making Eric Holder A.G. for life.
“Obama 2012: My plans are too big to fail”
“Obama 2012: Putting science in its place”
“Obama 2012: I’m black. Remember?”
“Obama 2012: As an ex-President, I’d be as obnoxious as Carter”
“Obama 2012: Elect me and the campaign finally ends”
Obama 2012: “Like Carter, times two!!”
Obama 2012: ” Keep Klingon Hope Alive”
Obama 2012: “This time, it’s personal”
Obama 2012: “Vote for me. I promise more unicorns, a new tax in every wallet, and a bucket on every head”
“I promise, I’ll find another running mate!:
“Think of it as a do-over.”
“So many buckets…so little time!”
5 stars to all of you!
*****This time I’ll explain my plan better.*****
“No blood for arugula!”
Wait. That doesn’t make sense. Alas, I like it anyway.
“I am job!”
“OH! Now I get it!”
Mrs. Doubtfire reference Bantha…nice.
“Vote for me or I will just legalize more people who will its up to you really.”
If you are working poor and live in an unsafe neighborhood you are very likely to be against Amnesty.
If you are wealthy and live in a gated neighborhood you are very likely to be pro-Amnesty. After all you think it will drive down what you have to pay your maid.
I think its a treasonous act.
(sobbing) “I got no place else to go!”
REMEMBER COMRADES
this is the last election.
Great post, truly opens your mind to what is a possibility in 2012. Thanks.
How about:
“Obama 2012 – Because ‘F@%k you,’ that’s why!”
I think it’s got a nice ring to it…