Random Thoughts

So should I watch US curling today or guzzle antifreeze? Antifreeze is sweet…

CPAC does sound like a lot of fun, but it’s every year and curling is once every four.

Yay! Obama has cleared all the Bush administration of any wrong doing on torture! I guess all the left whining was about nothing.

Dad watching women’s curling: “They need another sport that involves dusting.”

Glenn Beck isn’t going on and on about liberty again? I’m getting tired of hearing about that. And freedom.

Curling: Come for the irony of being a fan, stay for the intense last shots.

Can you wear masks in curling? I think next Olympics our curling team should wear masks to be more mysterious.

When are we going to fully fund our curlers and show we’re a country to be taken seriously?

Wow, Ron Paul supporters haven’t gotten anymore self-aware since last time I shook that hornets nest.

Who is this “Lou Essay” player everyone keeps rooting for?

Q. What do you say after it takes you a second to remember what country is north of the United States? A. “Oh, Canada.”

It’s hard going from curling to hockey. Where’s the intense strategizing?

Know what would be a good name for a Canadian brothel? “Ho Canada.”

Curling is a sport. Ice dancing is not a sport unless one of the pair is a celebrity.

The Olympics should have some sort of competition that involves homemade rocket sleds.

19 Comments

  1. Dad watching women’s curling: “They need another sport that involves dusting.”

    Crop dusting, but with machine guns and surface-to-air missiles!

    Glenn Beck isn’t going on and on about liberty again? I’m getting tired of hearing about that. And freedom.

    Have you gotten your unicorn?

    It’s hard going from curling to hockey. Where’s the intense strategizing?

    Union lockouts?

  2. Some sort of competition involving homemade rocket sleds? Isn’t that Luging?
    This years Darwin Award goes to……….. The Luger from Lithuania!
    U.S. Curling gets a beatdown, Ron Paul wins CPAC Straw Poll, Frank J. contemplates his options…. antifreeze is sweet…..

  3. While the US curling team is SUCKING right now, they are providing me with a cool down period after watching the Awesomeness-in-a-Deliciously-Thighed package that is Apolo Ohno. On whom I may or may not be developing a slightly inappropriate crush.

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