In a scientific study (using Science!), it is demonstrated that when people buy green products and help the environment, they tend to be lax in other areas and are more likely to then cheat and steal. Doesn’t that explain liberals?
Basic lesson: All systems of morality aren’t interchangeable. With Christianity, when I do something good for someone, I don’t think that means I can now get away with lying to someone else. But in the fuzzy-headed world of being a greenie, it’s just some zero-sum game, I guess. Look at all the liberals in Congress and how easy they find it to lie about their intentions toward health care (“This isn’t about a government takeover.”); they feel the lying is okay because they’re doing good. If you don’t have a system of belief with a strong foundation, it’s very easy to wing it on what makes you feel good at the moment.
Well then, I guess that means for every liberal I don’t punch I can punch another liberal to make up for it. This might be alright.
No, SoB – you have it backwards. For every liberal you don’t punch you must assuage your guilt be punching two liberals.
Well duh. These are the same morons who think rich folks got rich by stealing it from the poor.
They have no clue about much of anything.
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LOL, probably from the same dipsticks Science!ists that say commies (leftists) are smarter than real Americans (Conservatives) or those like some of the want to pretend they are real Americans (linsey “curtsey” graham, et. al.).
DamnCat,
I stand corrected…and ready to resume punching.
You can punch from sitting down, Son of Bob. That ain’t cheating. Plus, you can hit ’em in the nads (unless they’re Ballchinians).
I’m going to buy a green Soviet car. It runs on the blood of dissidents.
Yeah, you’re right on! It’s like the carbon offsets only this is a “sin offset”. Damn, you just came up with another way to get crazy rich if you could get in on the ground floor of sin offset trading. No, wait, the Vatican already did that starting in the 13th century.
Being “green” makes you more likely to cheat and steal simply by virtue of it being a ponzi scheme from the start. Or perhaps it’s more of a shell game…whatever. A scam by any other name is still a scam & the Three Card Monty master in this instance is Al Gore, creator of the interwebs & inspiration for Love Story. (seriously, he really said & apparently believes that)
Of course, they even have a book on it – called “Situational Ethics.”