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RottenTomatoes consensus on Eclipse: “An undisputed masterpiece and perhaps Hollywood’s quintessential statement on love and romance.” No, wait, that was Casablanca. The Eclipse consensus was that it sucked.

So Byrd was the only one not to vote to confirm Petraeus? Probably out of racism.

So has anyone confronted The Atlantic on how they prop up a crazy person for mockery?

If we meet alien races and then need to advertise tourism to them, my choice of a slogan would be “Earth: We Have Monkeys.”

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse – More interesting to watch an actual eclipse plus it does less damage to your eyes.

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  1. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse – More interesting to watch an actual eclipse plus it does less damage to your eyes.

    Um, no. real eclipses are cool, with lots of Science! involved…the movie Eclipse might not damage your eyes, but what it does to your psychie is horrid….almost like seeing a shadow of Cthulhu.

    So has anyone confronted The Atlantic on how they prop up a crazy person for mockery?

    Careful if you do ask, they tend to screech, bounce around, and fling poo a lot when you confront them on anything.

  2. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse – More interesting to watch an actual eclipse plus it does less damage to your eyes.

    Less damage to the eyes is a good thing – unless you happen to be watching The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

  3. Maybe Obama has been dressing up as a man and sneaking out at night to re-watching the new twilight movie and that’s why none of these things have been done in the gulf.

    http://blog.heritage.org/2010/06/30/morning-bell-obamas-oil-spill-to-do-list/

    -Bill Clinton was the first black president and Barry Obama is the first woman president. These liberals sure do go for the firsts.

    -How can you call me a motherF@#$r we dont even have any kids?

    -Earth we also have spiders, pigs, and spiderpigs.

    -Earth we have monkeys and liberals they play with themselves all day long, flings poo at each other and has swollen asses from sitting on them all day. Also the monkeys are cute.

    -I notice if you expose liberals to a scholarly piece that dismantles one of their tenets of leftist faith they respond by posting some hate filled ranting opinion piece.

    -Every political conversation since the 60’s:

    “You dont care” – “It wont work”

    -You ever get the feeling that the commandments are rigged against male impulses?

    -I know we dont talk about Fred Thompson much but dont we need photos of Jeri?

  4. For the Tourism Earth campaign: A poster with a picture of Joe Biden that reads, “Earth. Come See Our Talking Jackasses”.

    I’m just not that into effeminate vampires with tons of makeup. I wouldn’t watch any of the Twilight flicks for all the t-bills in China.

  5. RottenTomatoes consensus on Eclipse: “An undisputed masterpiece and perhaps Hollywood’s quintessential statement on love and romance.” No, wait, that was Casablanca. The Eclipse consensus was that it sucked.

    I saw a man – a man – wearing an “Eclipse” shirt. I didn’t punch him because I didn’t know what it meant. Sorry, everyone.

    So Byrd was the only one not to vote to confirm Petraeus? Probably out of racism.

    Actually, it was out of deadism.

  6. “If we meet alien races and then need to advertise tourism to them, my choice of a slogan would be “Earth: We Have Monkeys.”

    That’s cool. But what happens if some kind of alien high ranking mucky muck comes to Earth to see the monkeys and gets poo flung on him/her/it? The next thing you know it’s alien invasion time. Isn’t that how the Earth – Membari war from Babylon 5 got started?

    “RottenTomatoes consensus on Eclipse: “An undisputed masterpiece and perhaps Hollywood’s quintessential statement on love and romance.” No, wait, that was Casablanca. The Eclipse consensus was that it sucked.”

    Which means the teeny boppers and Twilight moms will love it and flock to see it 200 times each and the movie will be a big hit like the previous Twilight dreck so there will be more Twilight movies. All of a sudden an alien invasion triggered by poo flinging monkeys doesn’t look so bad.

    “But the aliens will destroy the Earth!!!”

    “At least there won’t be any more @#$%&*! Twilight movies!”

    “Good point.”

  7. It was heartwarming to see the esteemed Senator Kloubuchar from Minnestoa grill Supreme Court nominee Kagan on HER opinion of “Eclipse”, rather than trivial things like the Second Amendment or international law precedents.

  8. “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse – More interesting to watch an actual eclipse plus it does less damage to your eyes.”

    I actually watched “Twilight Eclipse” through a shoebox with a hole poked in it, and found it to be much more entertaining that way.

  9. I only saw it because my husband’s friend gave us free tickets, and we hadn’t had a date in a while. That, and so that I’d know what the other ladies are talking about.

    There were women screaming every time a bare-chested werewolf came on screen. High-pitched screaming like little 9 year old girls at a birthday party. I find it insane that fully grown women would wish to make that sort of noise voluntarily.

  10. I notice many of you have used the term “dead” while posting here. I’d like to take a moment of your time to point out that the term “dead” is bigoted, biased, and prejudicial. It conveys a picture of a person who, due to circumstances well beyond his/her control, no longer has the capability to make viable rational decisions. This couldn’t be further from the truth when it comes to Democrats…as study after study has proven beyond a doubt…Democrats come to the same conclusions and make the same decisions wither alive or not. So please…in the future try to use the much more acceptable term “life impaired” especially when referring to life impaired Democrats. Remember if it weren’t for 500,000 life impaired Democrats from Chicago…JFK would never have defeated the evil Dick Nixon.

  11. 16. Wacky Hermit says:
    There were women screaming every time a bare-chested werewolf came on screen. High-pitched screaming like little 9 year old girls at a birthday party.

    I can elicit that same reaction by removing my shirt. But ladies don’t usually pay money for the privilege – or even stick around afterward.

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