Everyone loves spam! They are blessing from the Great Landlord! Let’s see some more spam comments IMAO has gotten:
I attempted a subscription towards your rss feed, but had a problem adding it to google reader. Could you please look at this.
Google Reader does have known issues with made up spam people using them. Try shaking your computer while yelling at it. You always want to shake it until you hear something rattle inside.
Very Good Document AND I want TO Fit THIS Post IN MY Webpage.
Are You SAYING you want to STEAL My Post? Why Would you TELL ME this?
I just wanted to comment and say that I really enjoyed reading your blog post here. It was very informative and I also digg the way you write! Keep it up and I’ll be back to read more in the future
And what happens if I don’t keep it up? Is this some sort of threat? You sick, bastard!
I usually don’t article in post s but your post forced me to, amazing work.. beautiful …
Yes, my posts usually do render my commenters completely incoherent.
…Or maybe they’re just imitating me. Those bastards! I can’t believe they’d mock me like that! Oh I hate them so much. At least I have spam to be nice to me.
I wanted to write a comments abiut this, but I am at a loss for words
Yeah, you sure seemed to have lost the word “about”. When I can’t find words, I just grab a few from the dictionary. Acclimation Thrombosis Nocturne.
thanks !! very helpful Post! I did a search on the issue and found most people will agree with your blog.
I pride myself in having posts that most people will agree with as verified by searching. It’s almost political suicide that Obama hasn’t started a program to put rocket launchers on dinosaurs.
So most peoples agree with the landlord that we should face punch hippies. After linking an RSS feed through Google after shaking the computer to get it to force goodness posts.
This is excellent site htank you.l Especially like posting of Japanse ships information via ultra messageing allowing me and submarine to sink many while laying off large Japanese cities listening to their loud Koto music.
“I usually don’t article in post s but your post forced me to, amazing work.. beautiful …”
“Yes, my posts usually do render my commenters completely incoherent.”
As a completely incoherent commutator, I am but just very glad my coffee pot was on empty before I read this here post, Frank.
(Really, I’ve run out of ways to convey laughter but this was friggin’ funny, Frank.)
Wow. You get spam comments? You ARE good aren’t you!
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The spam comments you gets in your passive role as a lord of land type individual are of the most funny nature of being I’ve ever seen on a supposed blog of an interneting nature. Even after shaking my computer while yelling obscenities of a most vile and corrupting nature I find myself shaking in awe at their magnificence.
And you faithful posting minions seem to be cut from the same cloth as your most humongously humor-like nature. You have that incomprehensible and senseless Proud To be An Infidel type of fellow who always leaves me in a head shaking state of What The Hell Did that Alfred E. Neuman Looking Like Obama Dude Say! If he continues to speak so I will be forced to skip over his posts like I would skip over a pile of fecal matter left by a canine dog. And then there’s that submarine captain type who first looks like James Bond, then looks like Mr. Roberts who enjoys listening to music from his submarine while he lays off cities. Why he not just buy a stereo or I-Pod to listen to his music is a question that will continue to baffle me even as I sit in toilet in a fog of my own creation.
Thank you for sharing your spam commenters commets. I will proceed to laugh now for 30 seconds. You’re welcome.
I also read oether spamm articls you write and am sad include mine you have not. I write you over and over three times already more and you dont answer it. Why my spamm no good to you??, huh, ugly American bag of mostly water who is infidel? Allah may strike at you with large balls. I wish to make laughter on others at you expence. Please give chance I am real funny.
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Pet Duck “Quakers” (racist he is joke ha ha) is hurt. Walked we did by a golfing course and hit by ball “Obama” pink lettering written on it was. Poor Quakers, he Obama liked or didn’t he quaked when Obama was on TV but times now and then he would not quack when he was on. I lol know dont.
How is interfishnets where being you are? Here they are slow in morning from quakers looking at ducks nakedly. Girl ducks all are? Know how do I?
Please american medicine send through interfishnets quackers soon better.
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Yes, my posts usually do render my commenters completely incoherent.
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The Infidel Proud,
It is duty of all submariners, Russian, British, American, or German, to sink merchant vessels. We no cann use iPhone for is made with products shipped to America via merchant ship with big hull that are very pretty when have with giant hole from torpedo! Real, unfiltered rock and roll and Koto music also is prettier than filtered through iPhone product type.
Thank you and good day, and shoot the sons of b*tches.
Frankie, make Marco of Mancuso now stop, OK? Gut hurting bad from all this funny talk mine is. Plenty Bailouts, I know what you mean but have considered also sdfgj s34gf sdfg 3ejasdasd aqwerf ??
Commenter going by name of Jimmy:
Your spam comments are of most excellent goodly nature, as an ugly bag of mostly American water I offer sincere regrets I not mention them sooner. Indeed, the commenting on spam comments on this land lord centric bog of a blog are most humurous, and my posts would go on and on and on and on and on if I took the time to appropriately comment on every one of the most excellent comments about the spam comments from every spam comment commenter here. Maybe if I proceed to consume mass quantities of most outstandingly alcoholic beer I will be able to do justice to them, but then who would drive me home in my “drunk off me arse” state of being since I’m already a bad enough driver when in a sober persuasion?
I know you are real funny, is just I’m scared of submarine captain who lays off cities listening to music, he could be laying of my city on coast and I not know it. Then I might be up creek of a fecal matter type with out a paddle or other such means of propulsive propulsion and not even know it!
Spam Commenter Jimmy:
See what I mean? Submarine captain thinks merchant ships with big torpedo generated holes are most pretty. What if he gets angry mad at me for not recognizing his humorously amusing posts and he decides to torpedo big cruise liner type gambling boat I may be in drinking beer and losing money? Being in drunken state of mind I would just flounder helplessly in oily sea water. However, I would also probably not have to pay off cruise boat gambling debt because I will be shark bait so I supposedly have silver lining off sinking boat and being shark buffet cloud.
Dear Proud Infidel,
I don’t no if it Mr. or Mrs. be, but heartily thanks for your spamm on spamm comments coming my way. Being a good Friday surely it is (and thanks be to Allah), outstanding quantitities of alcoholiclic beer is excellent way to celibate but is not approved by my religious. And I must caution against including the submarine captain, Mr. Marko of Mancuso, in such consumption because he is a Naval Orifice who lays off cities listening to American Rock ‘n Roll which can only come from the Great Satan.
Dear Commenter Jimmy,
You are most welcome, and may I, Mister Proud Infidel, compliment you again on the quality of your spam comments about spam type comments. I am hoping mine is a celibration, not a celibate, as I am hopefully of a sucessful jumping of Mrs. Proud Infidel’s bones at some point this fine weekend. Which means I must personally reconsider my comsumption of fine alcoholictic beer beverages until I have determined Mrs. Proud Infidel’s attitude towards having her bones jumped, as too much beer will leave unable to perform said jumping succesfully. Please be wishing me some measure of luck! Thanking you.
There is solution to problem whaveed by the Infidel who is proud. Is called destroyer and frigate. OOOH! Bad! Destroyer bad! Marko no like destroyer! Make go way! Me sscared!
Ooooh. Destroyer go way. It appears that my sonar signature low good. Return to periscope depth. Surface soon. We are have for supper fish with bisquits and taters. Fish ironic as we are like fish. But with torpedo and go boom. Circular run torpedo also very bad.
Also anothe soultion to problem held by the infidel proud is to only travel on neutral cruise ships with proper the markings. Many nations such as thje Swiss and the swedes – a cowardly race indeed i think – offer drunk tours for those in midst of war. Something to consider.
Yours in happy happy Maru hunting,
MacroMancuso
Jimmy Clausen,
I am the man who pretends to be Navy officer, I do not drink meself, but with proper adaption of Navy customs, me become hard drinking, hard loving, hard fighting Navy man with knolwdege of sea shanties.
What do we do with a smoky Maru? What do we do with a smoky Maru? Sink ’em with all hands early! in the morning!
Is great fun and celebratory of the bloodlust and make light of war which very bad!
Yours in happy happy Maru hunting,
Bart Ramius Wahoo Mancuso Marko
I will now leave for time to eat supper and play cribbage.
Dear Mr. Proud Infidel,
You are too kind, goodly sir. Your comments are laughing me at you. May Allah bless your gonads for your weekend champagne with the Mrs. If they are not too diluted with the alcoholic beer, I’m sure she will be delicious with them. Me, I have three cord wood to split and no Mrs. to share my beer which I drink in secret so to not make Allah strike down with large balls. I worry about Allah’s fire in the hands of submarine captain who lays large American cities… There. See? There he goes again listening to American Rock ‘n Roll in his giant wet boat while he lays them.
Did you get this spam post?
“This is you most funnying posted. I read you and like you like brother.
You will read my brog now please.
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I gave him my bank info to transfer his fabulous wealth to the states (for a nice share of the money!!) Boy, I can’t wait to hear from him!
Okay, Captain Marko go eats his supper and does cribbage but does not come back here to speak. He must be in boat bunk with fancy mistress laying off while listening to American Rock ‘n Roll.