It Doesn’t Take a Rocket Scientist to Know You Shouldn’t Call for a Boycott of Your Own State

…but in case it does, here’s a rocket scientist!

She doesn’t look like a rocket scientist, though. She looks more like what you’d get if you ask Hollywood casting to get you a female rocket scientist. I thought the whole point of being an attractive woman is that you never have to actually know anything.

Anyway, her opponent, Raúl Grijalva, is a Hispanic Democrat in a heavily Democrat, Hispanic district, so there not even supposed to be any need to hold an election, but this is one of those weird election years where people actually look past race and party and will actually not reelect idiots so it’s looking like he’s at risk. It’s kinda unfair to some people like Grijalva who has been used to being an idiot for years and getting reelected anyway and now suddenly that’s an issue.

So, the choice in the district is between a cute rocket scientist or a job destroying moron who, as Ace describes him, “looks like his parents were a tarantula and a deflated basketball.” This a bit like the robot building Marine running against Barney Frank; in most of America, it would be a no-brainer… and it might actually mean something even in a heavily Democrat district this year.

30 Comments

  1. Well, they’re copying everything else our team is doing-gun rights ads by libs, etc.,-it’s no wonder that they would not want to copy one of our side’s greatest strengths-the hottest (and smartest!) women in politics!

  2. She’s quite a compelling option. Smart, aware of our nation’s problems, and well spoken.

    And she’s running against this guy who should be a joke of a candidate. I know part of the GOP’s success is that many of the weaker GOP reps lost races in 2006 and 2008, and now the nominees are much stronger. I wonder how much stronger Team D will be in 2012, with dead weight like this idiot out of office?

  3. Kowabunga! Now that’s how a rocket scientist should look. I got your rocket r…. Ok I won’t go there but aren’t sciencie women suppose to be all old maidish and such? She is quite fetching!

  4. Misogynistic much. When Sarah K gets her strength back she’s going to show you //whole point of being an attractive woman is that you never have to actually know anything// how much you know about attractive intelligent women. Not all of us out here are Princess Fiona’s you know. (just some of us). tee hee tee hee tee hee. Oh and honey, get some sleep.

  5. She is smart, attractive, successful, straight, and a legal citizen. Everything a democrat hates. Az would be foolish not put her in congress. Frank, not a bad job at all blogging with a baby in one arm.

  6. Well, she looks very Celtic to this rocket science-educated old guy, so that’s a double plus. Actually, it says she’s a physicist working as a rocket scientist. If she gets elected, she’ll be a physicist working as an electoral baby sitter.

  7. How cool would it be for her to get elected and then do guest spots on Mythbusters for shows on rockets and other splodie things?

    I can just see it now. Her talking with Kari about some chemical reaction. The wind whipping their hair about…dazling smiles…

    …I’ll be in my bunk.

  8. I’m moving to Arizona just so I can vote for HER!!

    Just go to AZ and look for a polling place with a bunch of black dudes carrying baseball bats. Tell them you are a Democrat and then go in and vote for her. You won’t need that messy registration stuff…

  9. I already sent some money to her (and to Sean Bielat who’s challenging Barney Frank). Now’s the time for everyone to get off their lazy butts and push all these Republicans over the top.

  10. If there were more engineers/scientists in government than lawyers it would be excellent.

    I’m not saying we’d screw up any less than the current bunch, it’s just our screwups would be much more enjoyable to watch (seriously: YouTube hits of Harry Reid signing some POS appropriations Leftislation vs. a rocket blowing up on the launch pad. Thank you. I rest my case.)

  11. She looks like someone I can definitely work with. Okay, lets get her elected. Then, we need her to head up the department of “Squirrel and Bottle Rocketry” so I can hang out with her.

  12. As a resident of Tucson, I’ve always thought of Grijalva as looking like a failed extra from an old Cheech and Chong movie. I happen to be fond of tarantulas — they’re furry and slow (wait, hey — they are like Raul!) You should have heard him in last night’s debate with Ruth McClung; he sounded annoyed that he had to defend his record. What a fool.

  13. 40f7 – It’s that the conservative girls are pissed. They’ve always been out there, it’s just that the Obama policies are so horrendously bad for our country, they’ve decided they need to start the cleanup process, so to speak.

    If you know any conservative girls then you understand, it’s best to get out of the way now.

  14. *Glad to be an Arizonan these days* Except the fact that the other idiots in my State let McPain get on the ballot again. Stupid, or just really forgetful that he just added a quick slash and line to the bottom of his true Party’s letter on the ballot?

  15. I just sent her $100. My local race is RINOtastic, so I feel a lot better sending her the money than the local boys. My folks live in AZ, but sadly in district 8. Even though they are dems, Grijalva is so awful I could have turned them on this one.

  16. When ever my wife and I watch an action/adventure/horror movie,
    one of these scenes always shows up:
    1. a couple is assaulted, and the man (whether ultimately victorious or not) takes a vicious beating while the woman cowers and watches helplessly.
    2. The guy fights the monster bare-handed and yells to the girl, “Run! Save yourself!”. The girl runs about 20 feet, trips, sprains her ankle, and cowers and watches helplessly as the monster approaches to finish her off, her luckless boyfriends blood still dripping from it’s knife, claws, fangs, etc.
    3. Both of them are running away when the girl trips, sprains her ankle, and cowers and watches helplessly as the mob/army/horde of the un-dead, etc approaches and forces the guy to run back, carry her over his shoulder for 800 yards over rough ground, up-hill to safety/a get-away vehicle/momentary hiding place, etc.

    Discussing the movie afterwards, I always give my sweetheart the same advice:
    In situation 1, grab something heavy or sharp, wait for an opportunity, then join in – I won’t mind.
    In situation 2 or 3, try to keep up!

    With the Conservative lady candidates this year all I can say is,
    “Would you like me to hold your purse for you, Ma’am?
    (I’ll be cowering over here if you need me!)” 😉

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