Random Thoughts

I can’t wait until one day we have robocalls in support of robot candidates.

Tonight I’m going to party like it’s 1999. I didn’t really party much in 1999.

When Al Gore tries to call voters, he spends most of his time trying to convince them he’s not a robocall.

So Buttercup will first be able to vote in 2028. Better start working for her vote now. She likes shiny things.

Almost forgot my “I Voted” sticker. Luckily we have observant poll workers.

So how much of our tax money is spent on stickers?

Was disappointed I didn’t get a cookie after voting. Think I got voting confused with giving blood.

Ever notice how action movie stars tend to lean more right than Hollywood at large?

Be funny if Dems busing voters all get stuck in ditches.Mmm… Slurpee.

Any Senator elected today will be around for the entire first term of President Palin.

Election night prediction: My daughter will do something cute and I’ll be like, “Aww…”

Do you think Alan Grayson’s concession speech will just be a primal scream?

Rand Paul’s victory speech: Nothing but head stomping.

Dems were unable to stop Rubio. Think of how things would be different now if Jack Ryan hadn’t screwed up his Senate race against Obama.

Liberals don’t get that no matter how much they shout at the Tea Parties, they’re the extremists to the majority of Americans.

This is the first election in my recollection where I’ve live-blogged with a baby strapped to me.

If we’ve learned anything from this election, it’s that Aqua Buddha is very powerful and shouldn’t be angered.

Huckabee using a Twilight analogy for the election. That guy is hip and with it.

This whole punishing our enemies idea of Obama was great advice.

With all these new Republican, so many more people to purge!

I’m a little disappointed Alan Grayson was only beaten by 18 percentage points.

Well good night for Republicans… with hopefully some lessons learned on electability.

Comedians have been unable to make jokes about Obama, which is weird since Americans have been laughing at him for a while.

9 Comments

  1. We should give credit to Grayson for standing by his principles. Blind rage, deception, dishonesty, cheap attacks, complete lack of class, disrespect for voters, terrorism, gutter politics, killing babies, kissing nazis; these are the things Grayson represents. He is the poster child for irrational hate. We might not agree with his principles, there’s not a civilized person on Earth that agrees with his principles; but, by gosh, he stood by them even though taking that stance cost him the election. It’s a moral victory for the devil-spawn minority that should not be entirely overlooked.

  2. Hey Jimmy, it’s hard to commend anyone for electing a dead person, but we can only hope this starts a trend among Democrats. Remember the old saying: Dead people write no laws.

    Was disappointed I didn’t get a cookie after voting. Think I got voting confused with giving blood.

    Bah, we’ve been giving blood for two years. It’s time for a cookie, says I.

  3. “Do you think Alan Grayson’s concession speech will just be a primal scream?”

    I’d hate to be the guy who’s job it was to try to explain to him what an election is, that there was one, and that he lost it. Probably lots of colorful pictures and hand gestures involved, while talking very slowly.

  4. Don’t blame me—who names their kid Daniel Webster anyway ? I won’t buy a coon-skin hat. He think females are subsurvient to men ( guess he thnks the Bible hates females )
    Seniors have to worry about SS and Medicare the republicans want to get rid of….but the young people are aware apparently they need to save a million dollars to retire on or maybe they’ll bring back the Poor Farms again.
    Good luck…we are going backwards ….again.

  5. The senate will be improved with the addition of Aqua Buddha hippie stomping powers.

    Buttercup will miss voting for President Palinj by 8 years.

    Watched a few elections with a baby in my arms. Best way to watch an election.

    Grayson was caught last night painting his face white and dying his hair green.

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