Newt Gingrich says Obama should take some time off to think, but I’m not sure if Obama has a brain that is good for thinking. If we put Obama in the corner, what would go through his head?
THINGS OBAMA MIGHT THINK ABOUT
* Typical white people.
* How to figure out if his head will fit in a bucket.
* Try to to imagine where all the money he’s been crazy spending might have ended up.
* How people would appreciate him much better if he were only president of Europe.
* The mechanics of a proper bow.
* All the jobs and unicorns he’s saved and created.
* Things other than religion and guns that people could be bitterly clinging to that would cause them to not appreciate his awesomeness.
* Eating waffles.
* Remembering the names of all fifty-seven states.
* How worried he is that people will find out how disorganized his community was.
* He’ll imagine a teleprompter and read thoughts off of it.
What do you think Obama will think about?
The soaring price of Arugula.
Why his waffle is cold.
What is that thing that sleeps next to him.
How he can incorporate the sickle into the presidential seal.
Why the dang window won’t open.
Whats that thing on bidens neck.
Why is it all the hottest women in Washington D.C. are Republican?
Here’s how his vacation would go:
Obama: I want waffles.
Now that’s done.
Obama: Mmmmmmm, when you’re out to fundamentally transform America, you don’t need to care about anything else. Vacation done!
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Bye the by, Read D’Souza’s book. It’s not so much a bucket he wears as it is bizarro glasses that distort everything. He doesn’t see things the way your average citizen does. And he doesn’t care.
60 states…he thinks there are 60. Visited 57, one more to go, skipping Alaska and Hawaii
57+1+2=60
*Who can I call to get this car out of the ditch, otherwise, I’ll be late for my tee time.
*Why do so many people laugh at Joe Biden – I just don’t think he’s that funny.
*If they don’t let me out of this corner soon, Michelle’s going to be pissed.
*I wonder if more people would like me if I would have bought a Golden Retreiver instead.
*I need a new speechwriter. This one’s obviously lost his mojo.
*What should I name my next book?
He’d just sit there thinking “am I great or what?”
“Every day I harvest the navel lint, and the next day it comes right back. Let me be clear – that is the epitome of sustainability right there.”
* I go to remember to tell Ayers about that enhanced airport screening beoroe his next trip to the Pentagon.
*Remind Mbo that the ambassador from the Klingon home world is still awaiting her answer.
* Arugula ice cream on waffles. Yummo.
* Where did I hide that birth certificate?
It’s great he gave me this cask of amontillado to sit on
Wallpaper with dinosaurs carrying rocket launchers – makes no sense to me
Who is this Buttercup I keep hearing them talk about
Choey got it, even if I can’t pronounce her (his? its?) name.
My junk and how to get his hands on it! And let me be perfectly clear, I’m none to happy about it either because I’m proud of my junk! My junk is awesome and stuff and Obama can’t touch it!
TomG, Buttercup is FrnakJ’s alias for his daughter, FrnakJr.
SQUIRREL!
* A new cowbell for Moochelle
* Taking another trip out of the country. Anywhere, just get me outta here!
* Give us another speech, Barrack!
* Put his Presidential library on the Moon. As if we needed another excuse to Nuke The Moon.
* Is that Pelosi on her broom coming at me? Why is she holding a torch and a pitchfork?
* Resign and go back home to Kenya
He doesn’t think…that’s why he’s a Democrat.
*How much easier running the US seemed in College….after a bong hit.
*Whether or not Michelle would make good on her threat to go all ghetto and throw all of his clothes on the front lawn for cheating on her.
*How much his golf game has improved since became Pres and had more time for it.
*How to quietly get rid of the dog once he leaves the White House.
*What Muslim nation to put his Presidential library in.
*Why nobody likes him when he’s knows he’s so awesome.
*How to be more specific in his hate of America so even the left understands.
* Wonder why no one will tell me who the President of Europe is. I figured Biden would know, but he’s not much help.
* Hey, I have some time to work on that neat finger pistol thing Biden does…”
* Himself.
* I gotta stop falling for that “pull my finger” thing Biden does all the time.
Disorganized is an understatement:
The city’s troubles are so extreme that a pair of state lawmakers are calling on a fellow Democrat, Gov. Pat Quinn, to deploy the National Guard to help restore calm. The latest figures show that Chicago had racked up 122 homicides for the year, exceeding the 116 killings over the comparable period in 2009, a very bad year. Among the top 10 U.S. cities, Chicago is within shooting distance of advancing from second place to win the dubious distinction of being the U.S. murder capital. It’s no coincidence that the Windy City is already the U.S. gun-control capital. (that was in May)
Only one thought: “I’ll show them all that they never should have made fun of me”.
Things Obama might think about…
Come up with new ideas for blaming other people. He needs to hook up w/ Jay Z who actually said that the drug epidemic in this country is the fault of Reaganomics. I guess druggies must think Reagan was pretty cool after all.
Come up with the nerve to finally hit on Barney.
Go find that little kid with the Joker facepaint and whip up on him.
Gotta schedule time to wash Mr. Soros car.
* It sure was an honor for that guy to have the Medal of Honor awarded by me.
* Where can I send Michelle, so I can go get another cheeseburger?
* I feel pretty! Oh, so pretty!
* Kanye West is a jackass.
*Could we get another mirror in here?
* How can I get my approval ratings back up? Maybe I should nuke the moon.
Q: What’s that thing on Biden’s neck?
A: His head!
While all these responses are amusing, Ocrap simply doesn’t have the equipment to generate his own thoughts. His last “thought” was given to him by Bichelle and involved the bathroom.
Since this thread was about Obama and how he thinks, I thought it fitting to nominate myself as the thread winner. Way to go Johnny5_is_alive you’re the most awesome-ist commenter ever!!! You could totally rule the world, it would be so easy too!!!
Then I read # 21 what Son of Bob wrote. Not even my real or imaginary narcissism can over come that scary thought of disturbing truth. Which makes me wonder, what was Obamas father’s name?