While Jim Treacher is recovering from surgery from when Obama had him hit with a car, I’m doing some guest posting at the DC Trawler. My post there today involves math. Enjoy.
While Jim Treacher is recovering from surgery from when Obama had him hit with a car, I’m doing some guest posting at the DC Trawler. My post there today involves math. Enjoy.
You’re post ovah there makes sense, but the numbers are too big. A hundred? Heck, anytime I have to count above the number of fingers on my hands I just break out in a sweat and munble something about “eleventytwentythousand” and run away. Being bad at math does that to you.
You also should use something other than apples. How about steaks? If you have 2 steaks and somebody, wait, I’m breaking out in a sweat again. God I hate math!
I think the gypsy curse is the basis of all leftist agenda. Either that or they are using the gnomes’ three-step business plan:
1. Collect more taxes from the rich.
2. ???
3. A growing economy!
What is the tax rate on gypsies, anyways?
A most excellent piece, Frank J. However, you left out the “doin’ somethin’ for my apples” part! I assume that I have done something to acquire my two apples and am therefore proud of them. I also assume the guy with 1,000 apples has done something to acquire his and is also proud of his. Now here’s the rub. We as American’s aren’t suppose to be proud anymore! We are wicked evil and it is incumbent upon kindly Uncle Sam to come and take away one of my apples and 360 of the other guys apples and give them to people who haven’t done a damn thing to go out and get their own apples!
I happen to know it is even worse elsewhere, Frank. In England, they call it “maths.” That’s right, with an “s.” And look at the mess they’re in.
Here’s an example PI. I have two steaks, Lady Gaga has a whole dress and a hat made of steaks plus she has prime rib undies. You do the math…is that fair?
First zzyzx, eew.
2nd, really Frank! Math?
Make apple sauce and give everyone a spoon.
Or save the seeds and plant more apple trees.
Great stuff, Frank! Thanks for your help, sir.
Jim Treacher is still recovering? Was he hit by a Prius or a Caterpillar?
An SUV. They put my shattered tibial plateau back together, but the bone wasn’t holding so they just transplanted new bone and cartilage to replace the damaged area. So far so good.
“Hurt me? Well, no, I guess not… but it’s not fair! And after all, the purpose of the government is to make everyone equal! It says so in the… Constitution, or something? I dunno, I can’t keep all these silly ancient documents straight.”